Hello and congratulations to all the people who took the time to read this profile, it hasn't been updated in almost 10 years, but I'm too lazy to change it now so enjoy baby me!

For all the people who didn't take the time to read this...well since you aren't reading this I can safely say that you suck and are missing out. You're too deprived to even know that you're missing out. How unfortunate.

Anyway I'd tell you my name but you know what? There are these things called stalkers out there that can come find you. Not that I think any of you would dare to stalk me knowing the consequence would be walking away without important things like your arm. Or your face.

On to lighter subjects! Here's some stuff I'm supposed to write about myself:

Gender: female

Age: Wouldn't you like to know

Appearance: Blondish-brown hair, eyes that are a weird shade of green most of the time, height is 5'6, small hands and feet, luscious curves.

Location: Wherever the wind takes me...in a fiscally responsible manner.

Talents: Art (hmmm, I wonder where my pen name came from?), singing, dancing, acting, archery, writing, history, culture, mythology, randomness, bluntness, etc...

Non-Talents: Math, Science, politics, lying, sarcasm, flirting, miming (don't ask), knock knock jokes, sitting still, blowing things up with my mind (go watch Accepted), going to sleep, fearing stupid things like spiders or heights, being normal.

Personality: ... I think you've gotten a pretty good idea by now -_-

Things you have to know about me: I wrote this profile while I was a freshman in highschool and still struggling to come up with a sense of humor. And some self esteem. But sometimes I like the reminder of what I used to think was funny, and then laugh at it for not being funny.

Weirdest and Stupidest Things I've Heard and In My Recent Lifetime (a growing list):

"Hey, when you dry clean clothes, you don't use water right?"

"Come here and feel my nose."

"Don't be a butt-muncher!"

"Hey. Nice tits." (This from my very female and very not lesbian friend)

"Feel the artichoke! Be the artichoke!" (Home Ec teacher)

"When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon at life's head and ask him what the hell you're supposed to do with only one freaking lemon."

"Daddy, do you even know where babies come from?"

"Shhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of you trying to hear something that isn't there, and succeeding."

"What's a citrus?"