Greetings, people of the FanFiction! Ya know, of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...then I remember how logical thinking always slowed me down. Yep! I'm crazy and proud of it. Do crazy people know their crazy? Hmm...if they don't then maybe I'm just creatively insane. Whatever. I FINALLY got my stupid account on here open after starting it over a year ago (CURSE YOU MISSING SPACE!! CURSE YOU!) and decided that I should get off my but and start putting my weird ideas out their for the creatures that do lurk in the realm of the Internet (that god-like creation which knows all, sees all, and always knows how to show awesome T.V. shows without the EVIL of commercials). So, a little about me.

Age: Teenager...what'd you expect?

Gender: Female but definitely not a "girly-girl".

Favorite Colors: Gold, silver, and any dark colors.

Least Favorite Colors: Anything neon (nothing should be that bright), most shades of pink, and most lighter colors.

Favorite Movies: Brave, Casper, Wreck-it Ralph, The Black Cauldron, Anastasia, The Road to El Dorado (cartoon version), Rise of the Guardians, Mary Poppins, Smurfs, Peter Pan, ParaNorman, the Sword in the Stone, Alice in Wonderland (all versions), A Christmas Carol (Disney version), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Brother Bear & Brother Bear 2, Atlantis: the Lost Empire, Treasure Planet, Pocahontas, Pete's Dragon, The Hunchback of Notre Dame & The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, Mulan & Mulan 2.

Favorite T.V. Shows: Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour, Incredible Crew, Detentionaire, Danny Phantom, and Ben 10.

Favorite Books: His Dark Materials Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle, Incarceron, Saphique, Wicked, The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland & Through the Looking-glass, Witch and Wizard Trilogy, Monster High Series, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, School of Fear & School of Fear: Class is NOT Dismissed.

"Writer"

A person, for you, is a book.
Impossible to categorize,
it veers from non-sense verse
to the most tedious of novels
and back
in just a breath.
And the book ends, the book ends.
And what makes the person more real,
then,
than a book,
is just that you cannot re-read
one chapter, one sentence, one word.
You must re-write him,
her,
and you cannot.
This inability is the source
of everything you have to say.

- Joe Wenderoth

"No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness."
- Aristotle

"I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to worry about. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."- Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"I have a proper name, you know... And when I remember it, I'll tell you"- Glitch from Tin Man

"Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn."- Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle

"Drop dead" "Too late"- Kat Harvey and Stretch from Casper

You know you live in 2008- (2013) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. ;)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

An absolutely amazing disclaimer:

Sing, O Muse, or speak, or dance,

and so your audience entrance:

For voice, or step, or gilded phrase -

each art shall mortal minds amaze.

But Muse, ensure whatever work

is safe from harmful law and clerk,

the legal hounds who howl at we

who honor creativity.

Who honors more an artist's skill?

The fan who will the soul distill

from artistry, and so conceive

new tales from what that art achieved?

Or one who simply reads a book

and even if their heart is hooked,

tells none, nor lets their minds be swept

to lands where untouched tales are kept?

But yet let needful words be said,

which still I treat with grief and dread:

I own the narration within,

but not the world it happens in.

It isn't hard to separate

my words from those I emulate.

What's mine is mine, what's not is not,

I lay no claim to other plots.

So guard, Calliope, and Sing!

The humble words which I might bring

would in your speech flourish and thrive,

in ways I could scarcely contrive.

And reader, if you would allow

just one more moment, here and now

to introduce my nascent glory —

Sit back, relax, enjoy the story!

My O.C.'s:

Hecate:

Race: Atlantean/Human (Not true born Atlantean but, as one of the 25, has Atlantean powers.)
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Hair: Long and black...when it's not morphed.
Eye Color: Grey with gold flecks (again, when not morphed)
Other Stuff: Hecate has a ton of scars all over her body, but mainly on her face and arms. She doesn't change them because scars are TOTALLY WICKED!!! Since she's just learning (or re-learning depending on how you look at it) how to use her powers. They sometimes appear at random times, though it's usually if she gets startled. She LOVES music and can go seriously berserk if you mess with her SoundScreamer (her music player that she upgraded). She also likes to read, fly, play video games, draw, and turn into animals.
Backstory: According to her book she's something called the Sub-Atlantean, the only being capable of naturally controlling all twelve powers of the Atlanteans and one of the "25 Warriors of Atlantis"...who apparently share the immortality of the Atlanteans. The book also showed her journal that she had written when she was apparently a little girl in the late 1700's of another world. Problem is, she must not have known how to (or didn't want to go to?) other universes. So there's only one way to find home...universe jumping!

Nicholas:

Race: Arachnian (If you can't tell from the name, an Arachnians are literally like spider-people. They usually have six arms, their spit can turn acidic, and can secrete web-fibers from their palms.)
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Hair Color: Dark Blond
Eye Color: Electric Green
Other Stuff: Nicholas is tougher than nails and could easily take on an raging bear, which he DID have to do once...poor bear. He and his family, like many other non-humans, have had to live in hidden subterranean towns protected by organizations worldwide (like Area 51). When he was 8 he started learning basic skills: reading, writing, arithmetic, and combat training. Most of the time Nicholas is really laid back and is always joking around but he DOES get annoyed when people don't call him by his full name. He's good with most weapons but has a problem aiming with throwing weapons.

Shane:

Race: Were-feline (Were-felines can transform into a hybrid or full version of any feline, known or unknown to humankind. Were-creatures have three types: specified type /howler monkey, black bear, red wolf/, species /tiger, ape, crocodile/, and animal group /vulpine, bovine, murine/.)
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Tawny Brown
Background: Shane was sent to the U.S. from Africa by his parents when he was 5. Having to hide his powers for the majority of his life has made him a bit cold and distant. He is very mentally mature but is also quick to anger, usually due to over thinking a comment or action. Before the Fall he would always go into the woods on the weekend and train in one of his feline forms. That training transferred into his human form...which helped in his fights at school. Shane is rarely ever fully relaxed and even sleeps with one eye open.

Leonardo:

Race: Zombie (Forget all about those stupid stereotypes from books and movies. Real zombies don't eat people any more than humans do and that stuff about knocking off their head to kill them isn't accurate at all. Zombies are able to detach and reattach their limbs at will, including their heads. The undead idea likely came from one of their defense mechanisms.)
Gender: Male
Age: 114
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Navy Blue
Other Stuff: Leonardo, who usually goes by Lee, is an amazing inventor. Some of his work has even been used in advanced military operations. He does not let just anyone see his inventions and actually keeps most of them hidden, just in case they're needed for protection. Lee's not well trained at hand-to-hand combat but his inventions can usually incapacitate anyone or anything that threatens him.

Random Stuff:

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Do not follow in my footsteps! I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

If it rains on my party, I'll just bust out the slip n' slide.

It IS as bad as you think. They ARE out to get you.

Slinky Escalator= Endless fun

When I'm ready to die, I won't be knocking on Death's door. I'll be ringing the doorbell and running 'cause it's so flipping funny!

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

Silence is gold...duct tape is silver...I see so many possibilities.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh 'cause you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

One way to check if something works: press all the buttons.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

If at first you don't succeed, DON'T TRY SKYDIVING!

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself. Or even arguing with yourself. But if you argue with yourself and lose it gets a little weird.

Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.

Don't run in the halls, gliding is more fun.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Being mature is overrated.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I may not be half as smart as I think I am, but that still means that I'm twice as smart as you.

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

My day is not complete until I have terrified a complete stranger.

If I could get a grip on reality, don't you think I'd have choked it already?

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my superpowers.

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

With great power and great insanity...comes great need to nap.