Sherlock asks for John. Not to get him a pen, or make him tea, just John. He apparently wants John's body. On the couch. Right now. For a case, of course. Asexual Sherlock. Not-so-asexual John. No longer a one-shot, this is now a multi-chapter fic on aspects of having a relationship with someone who is asexual. Rated M for Johnlock smut. COMPLETE.

Alfred gets possessive when he finds a bruise on Arthur's arm. Fail summary fails! Request fic written for Dark Fenrir. Omegaverse/Sweet!Devil AU. Possessive!Demon!Alpha!AmericaxAngel!Omega!Arthur

Alfred left his friend, Arthur, back in England when he moved to America. Years later, he comes back to discover something about Arthur's family he should've stayed there with him for. But now that Arthur's little Alfie has grown up, it makes everything in the past seem so small. USUK, family drama. M for later chapters

Sherlock is surprised by his absurd reaction to John's accident. Hand holding ensues, followed by awkward self-discovery and a healthy dose of angst. This story is rated M for chapters 5 and onward. Johnlock, m/m Slash, sexual themes, language. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. ***Update: smutty epilogue posted as chapter 15***

Castiel is a very shy Librarian who has a very big crush on the new baseball coach. Dean/Castiel

Post Season 8. Dean is kidnapped by witches who require his soul mate for a spell. When they bring forth his soul mate its the last person Dean expected and yet somehow the only person it could be. Followed by a *fun* chapter. Top Dean. Bottom Castiel.

England wants to have the perfect costume for the Halloween party America somehow talked him into hosting,and he knows magic can make that happen. But when the younger nation unexpectedly shows up early and gets caught up in the potion, both nations get more than they bargained for and much more than either could have hoped for. Rated: MA

Veneziano is watching TV one evening, after Germany told him that he couldn't stay for the night, because he was busy. He only remembers that he shouldn't be home at all, because his brother has a date when it's too late... Rated M for smut. Spamano.

USUK- AU- Alfred and his father move to England after his father had a divorce. Alfred becoming an outcast, he befriends a group of teens who quickly turn his life around, especially a certain Brit named Arthur. The friendship between Arthur and Alfred develops into something stronger, but this is no good especially with the pressure of high school.

Sherlock returns to 221b after destroying Moriarty's network, but John isn't coping as well as he'd have liked. Rated M for future Johnlock smut, as well as some explicit language and graphic violence. Contains self-harming and references anorexia, so trigger warning is needed. Now complete, and I'd really appreciate reviews; this is my first fanfic.

Never interrupt a geek in the middle of his game time. Arthur learns this the hard way when he chucks Alfred's game console out the window in a fit of rage. Sequel to the sequel of Geek in the Black and White.

Title says all. Stories of not knowing of pregnancy, mpreg, based off the show. "How can a man not know he is pregnant? Here is a true story of a man who went into labor without even knowing he was pregnant." Full of Hetalia pairings. DISCONTINUED

Two Chapter Spamano with an alternate ending as the third chapter. Based on one of my favorite Spamano fan arts. Lovino gets a little too drunk and says and does some things to his older room mate, Antonio. But Lovino hates Antonio, right? Not a good description but the story is much better.

Things get a little messy in the Carriedo house when the groceries are left unattended on the kitchen counter. Fortunately, Spain knows how to turn the situation to his advantage. Not so fortunately, he gets himself in a bit of trouble in the end. Gift for Jackson Hanning-hope he enjoys it! Yes, I know the title is lame. This is a one-shot and is rated MA. Enjoy!

The Doctor tells Arthur of a disruption in the timeline of the past that must be corrected else the future will not be the same. Arthur is the only one who can do it, however not everything goes exactly as planned. Alfred was just suppose to confess to him, not screw his brains out!

While cleaning out his side of the closet he and Arthur share, Alfred finds something he hasn't seen in years. His bomber jacket. The jacket held so many memories for him and the memories come back in an instance once he sees the jacket. Each memory was a part of what brought him to where he is now. USUK, human AU. Different stages of Alfred's relationship with Arthur.

Antonio was an awkward, gangly teenager, but his boyfriend Lovino loved him anyway. Unfortunately, Toni has to leave for a year and when he gets back... well Lovi is a very lucky man. SpaMano. Yaoi. Please review and I hope you enjoy. Slight lemon

In the time of the Renaissance, almost everyone was intrigued by the human body. There are people who create art or discover science with it but then there's Lovino whose main attraction for the human body is to touch it. What person to help him with that than his boyfriend, Antonio? (got the idea from history class rated m for smut)

USUK. Gold Rush! AU. Gold rusher, Alfred F. Jones stops in Colorado on his way to California in the mid 1800s. He stops in a saloon and meets a very... different type of saloon 'girl'. Two-Shot. M for smut in part two (so don't read part two if you don't like smut).

When Romano get's jealous of his little brother, but finds what he was looking for in a Spaniard. Spamano with a dash of GerIta... Mention of Mpreg, super fluffy and sexy. Please read/ review, Till Next Time, Ciao

Sometimes incorporating your favorite fandom into your love life can be fun and kinky... and other times I can be rather difficult. Alfred and Arthur struggle to find something to spice up the bedroom and after many hilarious failed attempts, they finally find the prefect role-play.

Lovino has always lived his life alone. Forgotten and not thought of often. He seems to have given up all hope of ever finding someone to love a terrible person like himself, but that thought alters when he meets a Spanish man that comes to work with him on Grandpa Roma's Farm. Couples used: Main: Spamano. Side couple is Gerita. I do not Own Hetalia. 1 shot.

This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.

First smut fic and it's only a one-shot. Summary: Alfred and Arthur have the idea of having come kinky time together. ((Fail summary is fail but I'm too lazy to write a proper one. Just read it and you'll catch my drift ))

Oneshot: america is a devil and england is an angel rated r18 or m for mature scenes, very bad at writing summary's

Romano and Antonio work in the Mafia but as their work life and family life begin to entwine ever more it becomes increasingly worrying... Until they become stuck. Spamano and GerIta Please review

Romano has been a bad boy...a very, very bad boy. He needs to be punished and Spain is just the man/country to do it. Contains yaoi and severe swearing thanks to Romano. Contains extreme fluff at the end, but every fic needs a little fluff...right? Part 2 of 3 of "The Pros and Cons of Having an Italian Lover" Can stand alone as well.

When Lovino Vargas is Kiddnapped by Pirates and taken aboard the 'El Sangriento Ángel' the pirates, and their bastard Spanish captain, get more than they bargained for with this feisty little Italian. CONTAINS: Pirate!Spain, Spamano, GerIta, FrUk, mature themes, swearing, yaoi (boyxboy) and bad translations...

America and England supposedly hate each other, but a lot can happen behind closed doors. One-shot. Yaoi.

Destiel AU. Every person is born with a clock stamped into their skin that dictates the exact moment one meets their soul mate. Dean Winchester, popular ladies man, is overcome by nerves as his time comes. But when he finally meets his soul mate, those bright blue eyes are not quite what he'd been expecting...

[prompt] Lovino's guardian finds him and Antonio in a compromising situation.

prize fic. Dark!fic. Pirate!Spain. Romano has always been a bit mean and disrespectful, but one day, he takes the insults a bit too far and Spain snaps.

Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano

Alfred needs Arthur to do something for him during lunch. They do it in the school washroom. Warnings are inside. Contains guy x guy content, don't like then don't read please. Reviews are strongly appreciated. Rated M to be safe.

"Perhaps he was romanticising it too much, but attraction accentuated itself in the presence of love." Cardverse Omegaverse (Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur). Warning for 2 x virginity loss combo, and pwp.

On one magical night many things can happen. Truths can be revealed and wishes can be granted. This was the one Christmas Alfred and Arthur would not forget.

It all started with rumors, but sometimes it just takes that initial spark to start a flame. UsUk, with just a dash of PruHun in like one sentence, and a sprinkle of American fun having. Btw I don't own Hetalia or the characters.

I should have been mad. I should have been screaming right now. But I just couldn't...Not very good at summary's...sorry. WARNING: Character Death, song fic-Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisley

Alfred doesn't have much staying power under direct stimulation, but that's just fine; Lovino knows how to handle him. M for lots of foreplay and some smut. Kinkmeme de-anon.

Confessions, Cookies, and Sex. Sounds like a Wonderful Christmas. (WARNINGS: Lots of untranslated Spanish, Lemon, BoyLove.)

Cake decorator Alfred F. Jones adores his fiance, Arthur Kirkland. So what does he do? Why, he gets his sweet-loving Brit a cake! USUK smut, Human!AU, R&R please!

Arthur is in a deep depression. And Alfred wants to help. AlfredxArthur, AmericaxEngland. No like-y, no read-y. :D SMUT, YAOI, CURSING. Human names used, possible sequel.

An outing to a hamburger restaurant isn't enough to pacify Alfred's hunger. The robust American is craving a little dessert, and Arthur will be the one serving it to him. USUK

"I'm so sorry. For all those years I just sat back and watched. I never helped you." He brushed the hair out of Lovino's face. "I hate seeing you sad. It always hurt me whenever they made you upset, I was just too scared to stand up for you. I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry." "No! no! You don't care! No one cares!" He choked on a dry sob. His tears were done. There was nothing left.

Chibimano snoops around Spain's room when he's home alone, but finds something he isn't supposed to. SHOTA WARNING! Don't like, don't read. One-shot. Solo.

Alfred finds himself lusting after the new employee at his office. Oneshot, yaoi, lemon.

Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.

AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.

Lovino Vargas has just moved in to his new apartment away from his annoying brother and has run straight into the arms of his annoying new neighbor, Antonio Carriedo. And no matter what he does, he can't get away from him. Spamano AU.

Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK

"I'm horny." Romano brain took a second to process this. "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" He really shouldn't have asked. OR...actually, it's good that he did. Rated M for language, lemon, and Spamano.

AU Spamano. Lovino is tired of being trapped by his own desire for the Spaniard he'd known since childhood. It was time to take action, take what he wanted, and get the h**l over it, right? But when did desire become less than enough?

In which Lovino wishes puberty did not exist, nor uncontrollable hormones and sexy Spanish teachers. AU Gakuen hetalia, rated M for a reason!

FranceSouthItaly—If France was going to work late, he would get a head-start.—warning: sexual themes

'Wrong… this is wrong… so wrong…' was all he could think right now. France was now only holding Romano's wrists with one hand, the other was unbuttoning the his shirt. Romano has been raped by France. It's up to Spain to help Romano heal.

This is just smut no plot line well there's some plot to it but not enough for a second chapter so one-shot. I just though they looked cute together! well I think Romano looks cute with anyone but not the point! Read and Review please! -

Kiku and Lovino are in a love relationship. And they really want to tell their friends. Both love each other more than they ever loved someone before. But it's hard and sometimes you get nervous. / Romano x Japan Ropan! Boy x boy

Romano and Canada really didn't know what they were doing -they were drunk!- but neither can deny they didn't enjoy teasing themselves, and their boyfriends. Romano/Canada, Spamano, AmeCan.

Antonio found Romano sleeping in a pool of sunlight, so he did the obvious thing.

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

We all know that Antonio is devoted to his tomatito Lovino... But what would happen if Lovino dicovered a lipstick mark on him...?

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

Romano isn't as quiet as he'd like to think he is when he masturbates sometimes, and it leads to some interesting situations with Spain. Spamano, yaoi, lemon, oneshot, etc.

US/UK Christmastime fluff.

Spamano Romano discovers the electricity and excitement of World Cup 2010 causes all kinds of interesting reactions... I make no excuses. It's all smut, no plot

Six years have passed since Arthur and Alfred last saw each other, and a rather important key element will bring them back together. Warning: MPREG, MINDLESS FLUFF. USUK, three-shot. Do enjoy.

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

Antonio has had enough of hearing foreign languages, so he demands that Romano speaks Spanish to him... it shall happen one way or another...