Mycroft knows that Greg doesn't enjoy these stuffy charity events so he gives him something else to ponder that is much more to his liking.

"Oh dear, John, it appears you've fallen on my penis" the detective noted with his usual tone of discovery. "Why yes, Sherlock, it certainly does. Whatever will we do about this situation?" John queries, wondering what they could do at this unexpected turn of events. Later on Mycroft and Greg discover this accidental coupling is going around. Multi-chapter crack.

Mary knows that other people don't have to deal with their husbands spending so much time with their 'best friend'. She's spoken to John about it but nothing changes, also she's sick of the insinuations from outsiders about the two men's relationship. Therefore, the answer to Mary is simple: Sherlock Holmes must die. Kink meme multi-chapter crack with plot.

Sherlock knows it's time to take care of his transports more personal needs. But there's no need to do more than lift a finger when he can use his magic to make his toys do all the work while he lies there exposed, needy and more than ready.

Immediately following Mycroft's first visit to Scotland Yard Lestrade explains to Donovan his plans for that Holmes man: "Our babies will be smart and beautiful".

Sherlock took John with him in A Study in Pink because he realised John was suicidal and should not be left alone.

"Younger me would be incredibly proud" Greg comments as he stares towards the wall opposite them, a look of serious pride etched into his features. "I'm sorry?" Mycroft responds with a light frown, for once not following the line of conversation. A round of mind-blowing sex can do that to a person, even a Holmes. "I just 'fucked the government'"