When Bella discovers that her boyfriend Jacob is gay, she feels as if there is no one to love her. Alone, Charlie has had to settle for fantasies to cure his aching needs. With both desperate for companionship, can they find what they need in each other? Rated M for a reason. Crack of sorts.

Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!

It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.

Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest

There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest

Bella Swan has always been a little insecure in the intimacy department. With some encouragement from her friend, she is about to do the unthinkable. She is about to make a call that could possibly change her life forever. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest

Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest

Turnabout is fair play. After all, Isabella Swan has been nothing but demanding, relentless and difficult since he began working under her. Now it's Edward's turn to control her. Rated M for Mature Audiences

A naughty girl gets punished by her daddy.

Little bits and pieces that didn't quite fit in the story, but were too good to throw away.

Bella is horny and finds Charlie in a compromising situation! What's a girl to do? INCEST/Charlie x Bella/Don't like! Don't read!

Phil/Bella

After Bella's arrival, her dad reaveals his lifestyle to her. Rated M for incest and strong sexual content. OOC. B/Ch

Yes, it's back! Though Bella belongs to Jasper, Carlisle can't help but allow his imagination to...wander...when it comes to his sassy, sultry daughter-in-law. See two salacious outtakes from the mind of "Sassafrass Junction"'s Carlisle Cullen. Over 18!Tx

When Bella and Edward decide to remodel their kitchen, something unexpected happens. E/B/Em Smutty O/S

From the moment Bella Swan lost her virginity, in her father's police cruiser to town newbie, Edward Cullen, she was insatiable. In the ten years since then, sex was all she wanted, and Bella managed to have a lot of it. AH/HEAVY SMUT WARNING!

Bella wakes up in a bed and doesnt remember how she got there. Luckily for her, they're ready to remind her how she ended there. Threesome with Bella and two of our favorite wolf-men.

Bella goes to visit her friend, Emmett in jail and gets more than she expected. J/E/Em/B foursome, toys

Bella finally gets the chance to screw her hot stepdad...Bella/Phil/Charlie threesome! If ya don't like, don't read! xD

Bella/Jane Bella/Charlie This story is basically one majorly hot lemon! Rated R

Bella and her Family have a secret that could destroy them all. all Human Very "adult." Smut/Slash.

Edward and Bella meet for a very interesting night of unclothed fun and pleasure. Includes an entire lemon tree.

PURE SMUTTY ONE SHOT...Edward/Bella/Alice/Jasper SEX SLASH F&M if you dont like it dont read it...I was bored this is what came from it

School isn't always boring. Everyone POV. F/F M/F M/M/F F/F/M. Incent action. Mahor lemon in every chapter. better then summary sound.

Amy is feeling weird latelly and Leah is tired of waiting. The pack's new addiction will have a lot of surprises after finding she is a big bad wolf. Raping, polysome and a little incest. Very OCC. You have been warned. NOT ONE SHOT ANYMORE.

Fem-slash- rated R18 bella was kept late to bring up her Gym grade little did she know what she would walk into when she went into the locker room- bad at summaries lemons galore

Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!

Carlisle extends a family invitation to a newly turned Bella.

J/B lemon. Oneshot. AH