Dude, where the heck have I been...?

No, but seriously.

Hi.

Here's random bullet points of somewhat, not-really might-as-well-not-be-even-called personal information about me. I mean, since you bothered to come here and read my profile up to this point: you at least deserve stalker tips, right? Of course! So, let's get busy, everyone!

Me stuff.

Name: , because I say so.

Age: 20. Too old to be writing fanfiction for cartoons. Too young to actually care.

Sex: "Eh, maybe later," says the unfunny virgin.

Occupation: Just a normal college student at the moment. Meaning I'm broke and depressed. Haha yeah.

Sign: Cancer (which is the best sign in case you didn't know kukuku)

Favorite Anime: I've watched waaay too many shows to only pick one. Seriously, I've been an anime fan since I was in the second grade and do you know how much anime you can watch in all of those years? A lot. You can watch a lot. But, if I really needed to name a show that has that nostalgic feeling to it, I'd have to say my first official anime: Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon. I watched that show in the second grade and finished all two hundred episodes/movies in the third grade. Pretty awesome for an eight year old, right? No? Okay.

Another anime would probably be InuYasha: A Feudal Fairytale. A lot of people say that these two anime were their first...and well, I'm one of them. Love me some Sailor Moon and some Inuyasha. :) My childhood in two random titles.

Most Recent Anime: Is it bad that anime has been slightly off my radar for the past four years or so? I don't even watch or read Fairy Tail anymore, oh my god. I stopped in like, 2015 but here I am...writing stories for it. What am I even doing?

Favorite Drama: While I've watched a ton of anime, I've only watched a handful of Asian dramas. I've only completed about 80 and have watched a little over 110 which isn't considered a lot in the drama world. Or...I don't think so anyways. But seriously, they average on sixteen to twenty-four episodes each series and are an hour long. You can watch three episodes of an anime in roughly an hour. Imagine my pain.

My favorite drama is Goong (Princess Hours) because Empress Eunhye is in it and so is misguided, emotional teenager Joo Jihoon and I absolutely adore them. It couldn't be helped, sigh.

Most Recent Drama: I've been watching old j-dramas lately. My current obsession is Last Friends. Boy, that show is...that show is a trip.

Favorite Music: Anything k-pop, anything j-pop, anything rock, anything jazz, anything hip-hop, anything rap, anything-anything. If it's catchy, I will obsess over it. Not lying here, folks. I don't even care about the lyrics some times. Just give me a good beat and a sweet chorus and you've got me hooked like Spongebob at the "carnival." Geddit? Geddit? Awww, yeah. I know, I'm hilarious.

Most Recent Favorite Music: The sound of my muffled crying as I attempt to shower away my woes with cheap dollar-store body wash.

Random Thingies:

I am a left brain dominant student!

- You probably like some order in your life and in the classroom. You are comfortable listening to lectures and taking most test types, but you might be uncomfortable with open-ended essay assignments that require you to imagine scenarios. You want class directions to be clear. A disorganized teacher or unclear assignments will drive you crazy! You are good at analyzing problems to find the right answer. You may have considered pursuing a degree in science or math. You don't like mushy love movies. You might be a Jeopardy champ one day, not because you're smarter than right brain students, but because you are able to answer questions quickly.

Likes: Sleeping. And, uh...that's pretty much it.

Dislikes: My writing style. It sounds so twenty. But, I shall improooove...one day. So watch out, kiss-me's! Here I come! Dunna dunna dunna, yeah!

Story stuff.

- Secret Garden (Stripper Lucy. Engaged businessman Natsu. What could go wrong?)

rebooting...

- Pet Me Once (Ultra Prude Natsu. Guardian Magical Cat Lucy. What could go wrong?)

rebooting...

- Strawberry Lemon Kiss (Gangster-son Natsu. Police-daughter Lucy. What could go wrong?)

rebooting...

- Kiss Me, Kill Me (Zombie Natsu. Vampire Lucy. What could go wrong?)

rebooting...

- Pink Vault (Just a bunch of old oneshots I've had locked away in my hard-drive that I felt needed to be released for the world to ignore in my place, heh)

on-hiatus...

And that's all I've got to say for now, peoples! Hopefully you'll all look forward to any of my future stories/chapters as I slave over a hot keyboard and cook 'em up for you. I don't really care about reviews...like, at all. I personally don't like leaving reviews because to read fanfiction I use my phone and my thumbs get sweaty easily and I always screw up when I type plus I'm bad at expressing my thoughts, so yeah. But they are nice, I guess. Just do what you want in regards to that. Anyways, thanks for reading this far...and if you haven't and just skipped up to here...then still: thanks for even clicking this page! :D

chu