aphlamphide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Supernatural. 21 INFJ Queer AF Writes for Hetalia. Only Hetalia here. Moved to AO3 in 2014. PM me for URL. This account is 99% inactive. I'm going back and reading a lot of fic I read in high school. So if you get a comment from me and your story hasn't been updated since like before 2014, my apologies. |
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Concerns by beargirl1393 reviews
Legolas is pacing and Gloin needs to calm him down. (fem!Gimli) Written for Gigolas Week 2015- Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2015 - [Gimli, Legolas] - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by beargirl1393 reviews
Gloin has a gift for Gimli. Thranduil has a gift for Legolas. And if their gifts manage to irritate their sons' intended...well, that's all part of the plan. Written for Gigolas Week 2015- Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Gimli, Legolas] Dwarf, Thranduil - Complete
A Ranger's Patience by penpenhooray reviews
Aragorn has dealt with some shit over the past few years. But a war for Middle Earth is nothing when compared to the dance that Legolas and Gimli were doing around each other. Honestly, everyone in Middle Earth knew those two were in love. But one night after the war, Aragorn's patience runs out, and he goes about making sure his friends sort out their feelings
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [Legolas, Gimli] Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Starbursts (closed lids) by The Readers Muse reviews
"Do elves not love their partners in this way?"
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, Bard] - Complete
Chubby Chaser by KassyMalone reviews
Arthur Kirkland knows there's nothing wrong with his friend Ivan Braginskis weight, but he'd been told he's bias, especially since his ex Alfred was a big boy too, until Francis came along and stole him. As Arthur and Ivan grow closer, it becomes clear that Alfred and Francis aren't done with Arthur yet. Human AU, one and done.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [England/Britain, Russia] [America, France] - Complete
An Afternoon in the FrUk Household by Emily Writes Some Things reviews
A short FrUk oneshot. Rated M for implied sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
You Want Me by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
"You might not be into men, but you're into America, aren't you?" His breath was hot on her ear and she shivered, "And it just so happens that I am America." 2P!America x Fem!Canada drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/20/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
The Missing Spark by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Matthew's lonely, and filling the void in his chest with sex, alcohol and cigarettes can only help so much. In search of love, he signs up to dating websites and speed dating circles, trying someone that can fill that emptiness. Despite his need, a fear of being left behind stops him from getting too close to people. One man still tries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Morning Sickness by CrapMusicCat reviews
A Spamano drabble. Antonio had a party last night, and may have said some things when he was drunk that he now regrets the morning after. Human AU. Pairings: Spain/fem!Romano & Prussia/fem!Canada. (Rated T for minor language, and mention of drinking and alcohol.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Luv by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
"I want to burn you with my cigarette, Mon Cher." England's furious grin only widened in response, "And I shall ever so excitedly accept, Luv." 2P!FrUK, mentioned 2P!CanAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Off the Chain by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Alfred and Matthew sit together laughing and sharing ice cream on a hill, watching the light show that flickers in the storm clouds above. AmeCan AU, very cliched, somewhat drabble-ish and very fluffy. T for kissing and general cliche-induced brain damage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
At The Dinner Table by MasochisticKitten reviews
"Please, don't fight with Ludwig in public." "And if I do?" "I'll make you regret it." During dinner, Gilbert acts out twice. Matthew believes the wine has gotten to his head some as an idea hatches in his mind to make him behave some. PruCan. Smutty-ness. Human names used hints as GerIta, and only talk of Spamano. Rated M for a reason ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Do Not Mess with the Maple by ColonelSexypants reviews
In which Alfred insults Matthew's precious maple syrup and has to suffer the consuequences. -Rated for some cussing and some insanity on Canada's part, AmeCan if you squint, kinda crackish and completely stupid. R&R -For my fratello, with love :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Perfection by hyenateeth reviews
She is almost more like an angel in Russia's eyes, sexless and beautiful beyond femininity, and it makes a strange feeling bubble up inside her, more than jealousy, darker and hungrier, but Russia cannot think of a word to describe it. Fem!Russia/Fem!China. Kink meme de-anon. Dark fic, warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Volante by FallonSong reviews
Castiel is a famous violinist, and Sam his number one fan. But when he drags Dean to a concert, his brother becomes a fan as well, to say the least. Destiel. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Abeyances by DLHKM reviews
"I love him-" Arthur temporarily forgets how to breathe, this being the first time Francis has said anything of the sort, "-but that love will not protect him, will it? You have come to his aid twice already, so…merci." FrUk/UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - England/Britain, France, America - Complete
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Atom Tiny by blushuu reviews
It was the moments like these that he filed away. That he cherished the most. Always the little things he loved, the microscopic details, atom-tiny as Alfred would say. CanAme. Au.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Philia by DLHKM reviews
Alfred doesn't want to say it, but he's thinking it-I can't be near you because you told me you're in love with me and I don't love you, so you make me feel really uncomfortable and guilty- , "I want you to leave."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Rather Amorous by Kaede-tama reviews
It was when he saw four people - Lars, Gilbert, Francis, and Ivan - go into Matthew's room that Alfred decides he's had enough. His little brother has been limping one too many times. WorldxCanada, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Sometimes by nuclearjessels reviews
Sometimes Prussia hated him. Sometimes Prussia loved him. Most of all he wanted him. PruIta oneshot with mentions of GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
On My Way by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew speaks and Alfred hears: "I'm dying." Oneshot, USCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Proposals by Last Haven reviews
It is not a well hidden secret that America married his own citizens before. What was not well known was the why he did it. AmeCan, US/OCs, incest, very bittersweet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Adaptation by not one for history reviews
Based off of the Highwayman for the Kink-Meme. Francis is a rogue thief and Alfred his dutiful lover. Jealousy only leads to unhappy endings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - France, America - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
The Dining Room Floor by sesame.seed.bagels reviews
Sorry for the crappy title. I hate titles. Are they even needed? Can't things just be left untitled? Oh, yeah, summary. France/England/Canada/America fluff. Enjoy. T because of Romano's mouth and France and England's alone time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
O Canada by Darkfire75 reviews
CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Heartbeat by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. Just some FrUk cuddling I wrote for my birthday back in May :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Comes Out In The Wash by Threepwillow reviews
It started when Yusuke's house caught fire. One cat, one milkshake, and several dozen showers later, it looks like it's going to end that way too. :::Oneshot, YusukexKuwabara, rated M for a REASON:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Not Fooling Anyone by Threepwillow reviews
Yusuke's been surrounded by girls lately, and frankly, he's sick of all of them...especially this new one, who's apparently Kuwabara's girlfriend. :::Oneshot, YusukexKuwabara, background KuwabaraxOFC:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Nobody on the Road by Threepwillow reviews
Kuwabara started it. And it doesn't make any sense to Yusuke, not at first, but he at least knows he'd like it better than the blah blah blah. :::Oneshot, KuwabaraxYusuke, kinda dirty, accidental Keiko and Don Henley:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
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Dernière Danse
[Cross posted on AO3] Francis has gone on a long trip for work and Arthur listens to French music to dissuade his loneliness. Prompt from tumblr. Wrote a hella long time ago and finished it up yesterday. FrUK. UKFr. FraEng.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2016
Teenage Dream reviews
Francis, the French teacher, and Matthew, the cooking teacher, bond over little talks after all of their classes have let out for the day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Warehouse 50 reviews
The Winchesters meet up with the North American Brothers. A bit of a crack!fic. May be continued past the first chapter, may not.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., America, Canada
What It's Like to be Human reviews
America and Canada go on road trips to relieve stress and fall in love with each other all over again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Red reviews
"Because I want to dye all of your colors red. I want to see you drown in my bed. I want to feel your skin in my hands. I want to bury you in my land. If there is anything that gets in the way, I will tear it from the day and kill it in the night. I will dye all of your colors red. I will see you drown in my bed." RusAme, mentions of blood and death. Silly little drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Ceiling reviews
A little FrUK drabble I wrote while procrastinating finishing my other 2 FrUK stories I'm currently writing. Kinda angsty at the beginning? Fluffy fluffy fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2014 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Anything If Not Loving reviews
Hungary uses Prussia for stress-relieving sex. PruHun. Allusions to sexual acts. Depression warning. Angst. Hurt/Comfort. Fluffy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2014 - France, Hungary, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Librarian's Favorite reviews
Human/Library AU Human names used. FrUk. UkFr. Fluff. Arthur is a librarian at his college and Francis is a frequent visitor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2014 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Poet's Chance reviews
RusLiet RussLiet Human AU. Lithuania and the other Baltics run a drycleaning establishment. Russia is a frequent visitor. Toris writes poetry. Etc,etc. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Alazne reviews
Spain and Romano are parents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Soft Like Snow reviews
Random events in the lives of APH America and APH Canada. AmeCan, CanAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Designated Driver reviews
AU where Austria is dragged to a college party to be the designated driver, only to meet a very annoyed Hungary in a similar situation. Things go down. Nothing major. A bit OOC on Austria's part. Human names used. AusHun with a hint of Anti-PruHun. Also, mentioned Spamano. Read and review please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The Scarlet Fox (KyoyaXOC)
Raya is a mysterious, scarlet haired girl with a lot to hide. Kyoya is interested, angst ensues. M to be safe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,618 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
