“The pen is mightier than the sword...if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp” -- Terry Pratchett

Congratulations! You must really care about us if you're bothering to even read this. Most people just scan down to see the 'stories authored' list and don't even glance at the bio, unless they see something vaguely interesting pop out at them. Well...

PIRATE MONKEYS! LOTS OF THEM!

There, that should have attracted a glance or two. Now, about us...

We - obviously - write fan fictions. It's a nice way to fill those long hours we spend procrastinating. You know, avoiding homework, housework... writing an actual novel. Not that we will never do any of those things. (Except, perhaps, the housework.) We do have a series of novels in the works, which you may find on the shelves of your local Barnes & Noble/Borders one day. For now, enjoy our procrastination.

We do author some stories separately, and those pen names are:

Tulio
-Requiem for the Night (fictionpress.com)
-Kailani ()

Miguel
-Crouton15 (fictionpress.com)
-Aelan Saidi ()

Well, there's not really much else to say about us, is there? Please, continue on with your reading and reviewing! c:

ATTENTION!
Any artists out there who would like to take a whack at drawing Ryenne, Quinn, or any other Two Captains characters, please do! And send us your art! We'd love to have some done.

Send anything to the.hpjc@

THANK YOU FOR READING AND REVIEWING! WE LOVE YOU FOR IT!