Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア. Bretardedness 101 Welcome all to Bretardedness 101! I am your host, Bre, and for the next however long, I'll be ruining the innocence of all sorts of minds. I'm twenty years old, born in 1996. African American, yesss honey. I'm obsessed with YouTube (Pewdiepie, NigaHiga, Swoozie, Joey Graceffa, Tyler Oakley, Shane Dawson, Thatcher Joe, Fine Bros, Game Grumps, JK News, etc., etc.) I'm a fairly smart kid I'd like to think, honors/advanced classes out the ass since 6th grade, started college at the age of 16. Judgment is one of those things that I just can't handle. Like, I literally despise pointless bickering. I'm a really big gamer. I live in the states, central Georgia, down with the good ol southern, country folk. And where I come from, watching and writing about anime and videogames is a rarity. Even more so since I'm black. But I've been writing since my eighth grade year in 2010, and I don't plan on stopping for a while. Pleased to meet you. -- Now, let's go over the standards for this class. * In Bretardedness 101 we do hella Yaoi here. Yes, that means Boy x Boy. * I hate being serious. Being serious is for politicians. Most of my stuff is humor centric, or at least only dashed with a little seriousness here and there. *I make so many mistakes it's not even funny. My brain and my fingers are divorced, so it's hard getting it right, you know? * I deal mostly with Humor and Romance. But depending on how I'm feeling, I may throw in a little Sci-Fi, Suspense, Crime, or angst. * I'mma be real with you, I'm a slow updater. It may take up to two months just for one update, but I swear I'll try to never exceed that limit (hey, I said I'll try). There's a lot going on in my day and I barely have time to sit and type. I also have the shortest attention span to ever be used. It literally takes me hours just to type a few paragraphs because I'm so easily distracted. (Damn Youtube...) But, even though I may not update frequently, know that I never stop working on my stories, even if it's a sentence at a time. -- Now let us cover the rules for this class. - No pregnancies, boy or girl. Just no. Freaking hate the thought. - No character deaths, I hate them. - No tear jerkers, unless tear jerkers are well balanced with something positive, I ain't doin' it! They're so doggone frustrating to read. - No discontinuations. I don't care how bad a story is, every story deserves an ending. This is law. I cannot stress this enough. No dark themes. That means no hardcore slave/master shit. No hardcore abuse/torture shit. No gruesome gore shit or mention of really disturbing images. Just-- eww. How are some of you people comfortable with writing that kinda stuff? I mean, I'm not knocking you, but damn. Some of the stuff on this site is really messed up. BRETARDEDNESS101 NEWSFEED: Sooooo, I may or may not have been dickin' around with another fandom, possibly working on and uploading a story completely unrelated to any of the four titles below-- BUT BEFORE YOU BEAT MY ASS-- know that I really haven't stopped working on my other stories. I know it may look like it, but I seriously don't leave stories abandoned. It's just taking a second (a year) to get back in the groove... At least I'm active on the site again, yeah? *nervous laughter* Ten Ways to Move on • [Next Chapter: SURPRISE%] A Thing Called Irony • [Next Chapter: SURPRISE%] You're My Purpose • [Next Chapter: SURPRISE%] A Death Wish from the Lifeguard • [Next Chapter: SURPRISE%] This all for today, class. I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Thank you for choosing Bretardedness 101 and have a great day! Last updated: 9.16.17 |
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