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Joined 06-28-13, id: 4819071, Profile Updated: 06-05-14
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Alex Rider, and Harry Potter.

The Milk Carton Kids is now UP FOR ADOPTION. PM me if you want to adopt. Sorry, but I lost my inspiration.


Hi! I'm PJHPcrazysis but you can just call me by my nickname Jojo if you prefer.

Name: PJHYcrazysis and/or Jojo

Eye color: Grey/Blue

What I do for Fun: Marching Band and Dance (like ballet, tap, jazz, modern, contemporary, pointe, etc.) read, write, sing, sit in my room, watch TV...

Favorite Bands: Of Monsters and Men, Mumford and Sons, Ed Sheeran, Imagine Dragons, Passenger, and Andrew Belle

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, anything John Green, Gone, Furnace, Divergent, I Am Number 4, Hunger Games, Alex Rider, Ender's Game, Legend, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Maze Runner, a bunch more I can't think of...

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Merlin, Modern Family, The Voice, Psych, Cosmos, Torchwood...


Updating: I try to update as much as possible and now that my Marching Band season is over, I should be able to update at least once a week though. I do not have a set date due to the fact that I have a very unpredictable schedule, but I try to write as much as possible.

PM Me If...

You want to talk. You need help with something. You have a request for me. You want me to beta for you. (On hiatus right now, but after finals I'll be open) You want advice

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (*face palm*)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a racist.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (*looks at stereotype to make sure she read it right* Really?)
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wow...what a stupid stereotype...even the way it's spelled...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm SARCASTIC, so I MUST be a bitch.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets OILY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I LIVE NEAR A BEACH, so I MUST go surfing all the time and hate tourist.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (that's a weird stereotype)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Wow... that's a harsh stereotype)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I WEAR SUNGLASSES to go outside because I am sensitive to light, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (erm...what kind of stereotype is that?! Of course I don't want this planet to go under!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Well, I am unless it is in the case of rape or the mother's health)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (LOL! Seriously people?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (WTF *FACE PALM*)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous.)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I used to. Still gonna highlite this though.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST be a bitch who thinks that everyone will make a mistake if I let them try.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am slightly shy, so I MUST be a wimp
I am respectful to teachers and adults, so I MUST be a suck-up.
I have a short temper, so I MUST get angry over EVERYTHING
I have autism, so I MUST be fun to annoy.
I am blonde so I MUST be stupid.
I'm in the school's no hate club, so I MUST be gay (*face palm, yet again*)
I'm SMART so I MUST be wimpy.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist idiot.
I wear EYELINER, so I MUST be some emo/gothic freak.
I am GOTH so I MUST hate everyone.
I've been in a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP so I must STILL be in LOVE with HIM/HER. (Come on, people? They split, that is the point

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Abandoned by EmMarie96 reviews
Percy Jackson seems like your typical high school bad boy, but he has a secret. A big one. His perfect best friend Jason does his best to help, and so does a new friend Annabeth. But will he let her in? And will their relationship prevail with Rachel, who seems to know everything before it happens, and Luke, who still hasn't gotten over his break up with Annabeth? T for abuse
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,422 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Poseidon, Jason G.
Respect by the-thread-unwound reviews
Jason is sick and tired of Percy a supposed "hero." In his eyes he is the leader and Percy is dead weight to them all. Jason is ready to take Percy down but what happens when Apollo and Hera freeze time so Jason and the gang can go into Percy's painful past and travel through his deepest fears and thoughts? What will they find? Will Jason find respect towards Percy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Percy J., Jason G.
Hearing Words in the Silence by I Live on a Phantom Planet reviews
"Percy really can't explain it, and if he is being completely honest, maybe he doesn't want to. He knows he's not considered 'normal', but as far as he is concerned, that's not such a bad thing." Percy hasn't spoken in 3 years, and that's okay. That is, until he meets Nico. Maybe his voice isn't totally lost after all. Percy/Nico (Formerly called Barest of Words)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,211 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Bianca A., Sally J. - Complete
A normal life? by Robin Rider reviews
A new home. A new family. Six brothers, all with a back-story. A sister that seems to resent you. The house is already filled with so many secrets so when Alex comes along things go off track. Add in K-unit, MI6, new and old enemies and what do you get? Alex Riders life. This time he won't be able to save everyone!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,073 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
To Bare Witness by Crowlows19 reviews
Wolf has been sent to watch over a high security witness after his life has been threatened by SCORPIA. What he didn't bank on was a teenager with a knack for trouble. Can he keep the kid safe or will dark secrets threaten everyone's security?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Wolf, Snake
The Broken Ones by DEDEBUG9 reviews
Percy's gotten busted for illegal substances one too many times, Leo's a runaway, Piper needs to learn not to take what doesn't belong to her, Annabeth's hiding a deadly secret, Frank's been close to nearly ending it all, Nico's been diagnosed as depressed. They're all just lost kids trying to find themselves, and just maybe they can help eachother
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Leo V.
Little Merman by bananaman48 reviews
AU - a mash of The Little Mermaid and Percy Jackson. Not quite as stupid as it sounds. [canon couples]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,365 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Athena, Piper M. - Complete
The Childhood of a Sociopath by wh0lockian reviews
Sherlock wasn't always the sociopath he is now, he just had a push in that direction, leading himself to believe it was true. THIS STORY IS SET IN MODERN DAY. I don't know about the 80s so I've stuck to what I know so it's slightly AU but not really. Kid!lock Teen!lock Uni!lock. Will be undergoing rewrite when finished.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 182,918 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper, Anderson
Redemption by girlinatrenchcoat reviews
He felt like he had been punched. His father, who had been dead for all of his life was standing in front of him. His daddy was right there, and all he could do was stare. "Alex?" John whispered. His voice carried across the room. "Dad?" Alex replied. [After Scorpia Rising, AU]
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, John R.
Blending in the Background by Reachingthestaars reviews
Nico di Angelo was just trying to get through his high school life, despite his abusive father. But, one day he is partnered with a certain Percy Jackson, and shit goes down. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Viewer Discretion is Advised by Monkey DeRanged reviews
Alex Rider's live has taken a twist. A downfall sprial. Captured and unwanted will this spy be able to make it out alive. Contains K-Unit. Love me and Review. Please
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011
Back To Hell, For Good? by 32-star reviews
Alex is going back to Breacon beacon. "You're wrong." Alex spoke through gritted teeth. The silence was immediate. "I know that John Rider had a son because my name is Alex Rider. John Rider was my father."... "Blinked. And shot six times, six bullets, into six bull's eyes." No slash. Ben, Alex brotherly friendship. Yassen, Alex mentor/father relationship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,446 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Cinderella x2 by Percyjacksonfangirl11 reviews
Percy and Annabeth's parents both died. Now, they are left with their step parents. Annabeth lives as a servant in her own home for her step mom, Jewell, and her step brothers Matthew and Bobby. Percy lived with his abusive step dad, Gabe. He was also a servant in his own home. When Gabe and Jewell get married, how will Percy and Annabeth deal with they're cinderella story?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,931 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Helen, John and Ian Rider Read It All by MsWolfProtector reviews
One night nine books show up on Helen, John and Ian Rider's house in the south of France which is where they have been hiding because of Scorpia and MI6. They now read about our favorite super spy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Helen R., John R.
Somehow We'll Get By by AliuIce0814 reviews
Dr. John Watson has never met a patient quite like two-year-old Sherlock Holmes. When it falls to him to care for the little genius and his seven-year-old brother, John gets more than he bargained for. WIP, family fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Temporary by Timonx3 reviews
Alex had been so careful, separating the parts of his life. But when Jack goes abroad, taking a vacation, all the parts come crashing together...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,798 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009
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The Milk Carton Kids reviews
Percy is kidnapped by a psychotic man and is held in his basement for eight years with dozens of other kids. Will he ever see his mom again? If he escapes, is it worth going back to his old life? Rated T for non descriptive abuse and dark themes. ADOPTED BY CANDYLAND7.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
In Need of a Savior reviews
Harry has been abused by the Dursleys. He feels empty and is in need of a savior to take him away and teach him about love and family. Severus is in need of somebody to protect. He is lonely and wants somebody that he can care for. Together, they mend each other. Rated T for child abuse. Severus/Harry fatherly relationship. Not Snarry. Harry is six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Draco M., Lucius M.
Who is Alex Rider? reviews
Who is Alex Rider? Watch as Alex, Jack, the K-Unit, Blunt, and Mrs. Jones find out by reading the Alex Rider series. Takes place right after Alex is blackmailed by Blunt in Stormbreaker. Rated K .
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., A. Blunt, Mrs. T. Jones
What She Loves reviews
"Warmth spread to Thalia's chest as Luke squeezed her in loving hug." Thalia has only known pain and suffering, but when she finally leaves her pain and suffering, she finds love. (Drabbles about who Thalia loves). Rated K .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete