![]() Author has written 2 stories for iCarly, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis. Movie Soundtrack IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... So, here's how it works: 1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.). 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next Opening Credits: World of Chances- Demi Lovato Waking Up: Picture To Burn- Taylor Swift First Day At School: Got Dynamite- Demi Lovato Making Your New Best Friend: Forever And Always- Taylor Swift Falling In Love: Halo- Beyoncce Breaking Up: Mine- TaylorSwift Prom: Come & Get It- Selena Gomez Graduation: Tell Me Why- TaylorSwift Life's Okay: Remember December- Demi Lovato Driving: 22- Taylor Swift Mental Breakdown: Change- TaylorSwift Death of a Close Friend: Come in With the Rain- Taylor Swift Flashback: Skyscraper- Demi Lovato Getting Back Together: Something to Dance For- Zendaya Final Battle: Had Me@ Hello- Olivia Holt Birth of Child: Stay StayStay- TaylorSwift Wedding scene: I Got My Scream On- China Anne Mclain Car Accident: Tied Together With a Smile- Taylor Swift Death Scene: What To Do- Demi Lovato Funeral song: Solo- Demi Lovato End Credits: Firework- Katy Perry Okay so barley any of these made sense (I was just too lazy to comment on each one…) But anyways, look at how many T-Swizzle songs there were! God – a total of nine!!! I’m a hard cord Swiftie, so yeah… ;) Things To Do In A Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. (LOVE that one!) 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. I don't actually suggest doing this, but it is very funny to picture someone doing it. Cute Stuff When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her you FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worse... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reasure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bullentin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she okay... Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's butt am I kicking, babe?" Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead Who keeps your picture in his wallet, Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, Who holds your hand in front of all his friends, Who thinks your beautiful without makeup One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER If you love this copy and paste this onto your profile! Why Boys Love Girls Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 1 0. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE! Funny Things THE FUNNIEST STUFF EVER: People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed. What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, pretty lights! You look at the clock at 11:09 and say "I WILL NOT MISS 11:11" then stare at the clock until 11:10 and look away and when you look back its 11:12... "DANG-IT!" lol You're watching tv and when it goes to commercials you forget what you are watching Have you ever noticed how lol looks like someone drowning? But this makes it look like they are drowning and getting chased by a shark- lol Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know. A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us? "Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. In your bed, its 6 am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45. At school, its 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:30 pm. =D what's up with that? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the heck you DID that. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile. Words and their meanings DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as apposed to what?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) You're Never Alone A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... Don't Mess With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Target Story I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied. ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Elevator Fun Fun things to do on an elevator: Try them today, kids! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there. |