Mayhem junkiehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Superman, FAKE, Fruits Basket, Labyrinth, and Star Ocean. I am a repressed creative genius with thick skin. If you try to contest the obviousness of my genius, I will drop a house on your sister and steal her ruby slippers. Also, for original stories (by me!) you can go to fictionpress.com and look under the same pen name! |
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Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Epitome of a Soldier by WingsOfADream reviews
Instead of being sent to the Dursleys, Harry was hidden away, his magic allowed to grow undisturbed, until the day came when Dumbledore would wake him. Only Dumbledore died. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Must Be Love by R. H. Jones reviews
A truly unique love story. Short and sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
My Name Was Daedalus by Jester of Confusion reviews
A poetic look at the creation of the Labyrinth. A mix with the Greek myth of Daedalus and Icarus.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 6,025 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 7,359 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tidings of Little Comfort and Questionable Joy by The Treacle Tart reviews
Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no. SSRL and HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Elf Prince's Mate by fantasylover12001 reviews
High elf prince Draco Malfoy has just found his mate: a human named Harry Potter who is completely ignorent of his identity. Which is fine with Draco because he doesn't need a mate. Right? SLASH, NO FLAMES! DH and RHr. Now has MPREG, don't like, don't rea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5096 - Favs: 10,061 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Sticks of Bardoll, Not Three! by animalbowling reviews
Mistakes in Potions lead to consequences in life. That's right, it's one of those Stuck!together stories. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,580 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close Encounters of the Demented Kind by Quirkie4 reviews
Harry and Dudley encounter a dementor on their way home... Some Spoiler for book five... Rated for harsh language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P.
Stuck in the Middle With You by Nightstalker1 reviews
A great idea leads Dee into an awkward position. Will Ryo help him in time or die laughing? Rated PG-13 for mild yaoi and Dee's colorful language.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2004
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Holiday Happiness by NemKess reviews
warnings: WIP, mild slash (HPDM). As the holiday draws to a close, Harry draws closer to his Slytherin companions. (Final fic in the Holiday Trilogy- follows 'A Christmas Truce' and 'New Year's Resolutions')
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Waiting To Fall © by Shadafakup reviews
•Slash• Close your eyes at the cliff edge and wait. The wind howls, but no one comes; and you breathe the air, remebering the angels have forgotten. Whose arms will you fall into? •DH• -Art Available-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
New Year's Resolutions by NemKess reviews
COMPLETED warnings:mild slash DM+HP. Takes up the night before 'A Christmas Truce' ended. Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,213 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And - WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Truce by NemKess reviews
Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/19/2001
Property Of by Lodestar reviews
Just a little signature analysis... *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2001
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2001
The Confessions Booth by Topaz reviews
"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2000
Sacrificial Lamb by leah-chan reviews
The Unbeatable Trio decide to hook Snape needs to get laid. (First in the Best Laid Plans universe, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Draco...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2000
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What's in a battlecry? reviews
A little funny: What happens when Cliff gets bored with his battlecry?
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit reviews
Three weeks after Sarah's return, the Goblin King makes another surprise visit to Sarah's house. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Tootsie Pop reviews
Fic sprung from a misunderstanding I had the first time Momiji was introduced in the anime. Dedicated to Dale, a fan of Momiji. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Momiji S., Kyo S. - Complete
My Dragon's Change reviews
Draco's been turned into a girl! How will heshe deal with the changes? Can Harry survive it as well? Not exactly slash, but pretty close. Indefinite Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Proper Definitions reviews
Ryo hurts Dee when he says he's not gay...but there's a good reason why. Just a little ficlet to warm the heart.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
I just wanna be your Superman reviews
A funny piece, featuring a dumb but lovable Clark...
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
