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He comes from the strange, unknown land known only to a rare few as England. A dark, hooded Jedi slinks by unseen; his steps are silent and his movements sly. Neither of the light or dark, nobody knows who this person is. He has no history and no name. He is anonymous, in fact, you will never see him.

And now, after walking alone for so long, he is now joined by the most unlikely of companions: a jigglypuff who is also trained in the Force... somehow. Their microphone doubles as a lightsabre... somehow. I mean, seriously, how many Jedi and Jigglypuff team-ups do you know? How many Jedi jigglypuffs have you seen, for that matter? I googled it and found, like, only two pictures. Three if you count that other one which I cannot share with you.

Still, who wouldn't want the bane of many a Super Smash Bros player by their side?

Fantasy aside - I'm just a regular guy who likes to write a story every once in a while.

My profile picture and bookmarks have all been created by me; sketched and finelined by hand, scanned, and then coloured using the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP, for short). They may not be the best pictures on the World Wide Web, but hey, I'm not exactly trying to recreate the Mona Lisa.

So, whether you're here to browse my short list of stories or just passing through, I wish you a good day.

I am currently reading:

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

I know this might sound a bit sad, but I'll write it anyway just to get off my chest.

If my fanfictions were movies, then these would be the trailer and credit songs.

Outertale

Trailer

Johnny Cash - Hurt

Credits

The Album Leaf - Over the Pond

X Ambassadors - Unsteady

The Tyranny of Captain Cronus

Trailer

Lorde - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Credits

Imagine Dragons - On Top of the World

The Rogue Protector

Trailer

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

Credits

Babylon Zoo - Spaceman

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