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Joined 08-02-13, id: 4964142, Profile Updated: 08-02-16
Author has written 6 stories for Crimson Field, and Harry Potter.

Hi guys! Welcome to my second account, I was previously bloodredfirefly but I decided I needed a fresh start.

At age of 18, I am pretty much an ex-fanficer. If you had told me that at ages 13-16, I would have collapsed in horror at the boring and empty life I must be living, without spending a minimum of 3 hours a day on . Alas, teenage me would have been woefully right - A-Levels, let me assure you, are a time sucking drag on existence.

So, I am no longer a beta, no longer a regular reader, no longer good at PMing and no longer a challenger. Unfortunately, I'm pretty much no longer a writer either :(

I am, however, an occasional holiday reader, and I review (almost) everything. Why? Because the 4ish years I spent addicted to this site made up a lot of who I am now, and the people who wrote long reviews on my stories gave me the encouragement and friendship and laughs I really needed. I am grateful to each and every real, kind, clever person behind the screen username. Thank you so much for telling a 13 year girl with bad spelling and no dialogue that she was amazing, even though she really wasn't, until she became actually kind of good!


Grammar rules!

Simple fact of life: we do not intuitively learn grammar. Every single author has in some way or form been taught the basic rules, INCLUDING those who later break them. Some kind person once left grammar instructions in a review for me, and I am so, so grateful to them for saving me from myself. So, without further ado:

"I love cheese," she said.

"I love cheese," she said, "and I want some now."

"I love cheese!" She said.

Ginny took the cheese out. "Cheese is great."

"I love cheese," Ginny said, glaring at Luna. "How dare you transfigure my cheese!"

My biggest piece of advise? When in doubt, look it up! There are so many great writing tips and grammar hints on the internet, have a little scroll, your clever little brain will store it all away.


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Misadventures In Magical Medicine by Greysouthpaw reviews
The Accidental Magical Reversal Squad has been long hallowed as the team you call when shit goes wrong. After the Aurors, they have the most dangerous job in the Wizarding world (except dragon breeder). So what is it like as the new team member, when dark forces are gathering and your mentor is an immature, drunken git? Starts during book 5, OC's and plenty of guest appearances
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 8/16/2016
When You Give a Gryffindor a Slytherin by wowbadideas reviews
It's common knowledge what happened to the Golden Trio after the Battle of Hogwarts, but what happened to all the other students they left behind? Three years after the traumatic night, Gryffindor Velma Caplan is still coming to terms with all the events. When Velma finds herself falling for a Slytherin, Ames, she finally begins to really heal. ((OCs) TRY IT OUT YOU WON'T REGRET)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/18/2016 - OC
As Seen Through A Mirror by Scorpia710 reviews
The spell was supposed to give him a laugh, or at least some blackmail. That's why he thought it would be fine to include Snape in his new discovery. But the surprise at Potter's less than luxurious living conditions with his Muggle family, was nothing when compared to what Draco felt when he saw the puddle of blood on the wooden floorboards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Remembrance by Verdantia Akalixi reviews
A certain man visits a certain grave. Jack had a secret before she died, and Alex Rider falls apart.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Really? by BLAIR13347 reviews
Ced/Harry AU Cedric survived the final task and he and Harry are just glad to be together. I know the first part is kinda rushed, I'll fix it i promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Harry P., Cedric D.
A Cauldron Full of Hot Strong Love by TheNextFolchart reviews
She's never told the truth about why she wants so badly to create liquid love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Ginny W. - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 9,613 - Follows: 5,947 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prelude by lead me to salvation reviews
Cato finds music in an unexpected place, the night before the Hunger Games. Inspired by Chopin's Raindrop Prelude.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Cato, Other tributes - Complete
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James, Pass Severus The Salt, Please reviews
There's only one thing that could spoil a long, hot, dreamy summer charming Lily in her own house. Unfortunately, said thing lives next door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Just To Water The Flowers reviews
Draco is odd, Luna thinks, but she can forgive him for that. After all, he may have been a Death Eater and he may sulk when he loses a chess match against himself, but he has a precious talent. He can tell when Luna is losing it, and she needs that right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 4/18/2017 - Draco M., Luna L.
The Glory of the Garden reviews
Narcissa wanted only to serve the Dark Lord. Regulus couldn't help but worship Narcissa. How silly, how tragic, for two such people to walk the garden together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
Flying Broomless reviews
She wasn't simple, Madame Hooch. And she wasn't easy either. Drabble collection - all exactly 200 words for the Character of the Week Competition! Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - R. Hooch - Complete
I Am Your Moony, Padfoot reviews
'You asked me to marry you once, when we were sixteen. You kissed a trail to my ear and whispered the words with that total seriousness I never quite trusted; and you asked it so simply.' Written for the Birthday Bash Exchange on HPFC - Wolfstar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Unloved Kisses With You reviews
My early morning verse of that glimpse of a kiss between Thomas and Kitty, "a touching of mouths, an expression of unnameable beginnings... the endless seconds of our complex kiss" - written in second-person.
Crimson Field - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Thomas G., Kitty T.]