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Joined 08-05-13, id: 4976703, Profile Updated: 07-02-15
Author has written 7 stories for Terminator, Mythology, Harry Potter, Frozen, Superman, and Star Wars.

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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 82 - Words: 782,437 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Chili and the Chocolate Factory: Fudge Revelation by gazemaize reviews
"I, Charles Bucket, have decided to allow six children - just six, mind you, and no more - to visit my factory this year." Rational, but not strictly. Finished.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,356 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/11/2019 - Complete
Fling a Light by MostlyVisibleLight reviews
In an entirely different Earth Bet, Taylor Hebert never doubts her decision to use her superpowers to revitalize Brockton Bay's dying shipping industry. She isn't the only one with big plans, though. As trouble brews, conspiracies reveal themselves, and the universe suddenly gets a whole lot bigger, Taylor finds herself dealing with a whole lot more than she bargained for. Dead.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Skitter, Accord - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6665 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 7,688 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Universe Is An Optimisation Problem by notasentientantcolony reviews
A weird pre-apocalyptic reimagining of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality in a retrofuturist AU with parallel universes, megacorporations, high magic, Cold War wizardry, and AI. "I've never been more confused or entertained in my life." - MurtGastin. "The world of Harry Potter feels magical again. Without feeling childish." - Guest. Updates every three Wednesdays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,313 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC
Horry Patter and the Philologer's Stone by fawnmod reviews
Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35541 - Favs: 26,495 - Follows: 19,525 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 7,185 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
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Instruments of Destruction reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
A Crack Slash Epilogue reviews
Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Complete
The Metropolitan Man reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
A Bluer Shade of White reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Last Christmas reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete