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Joined 08-20-13, id: 5038969, Profile Updated: 09-26-17
Author has written 10 stories for Fangirl, and Harry Potter.

I started writing fanfic recently. And here it is! Thanks for reading it. (And please note: reviews make me want to write More Things.)

I love Fangirl and Simon Snow and Baz (Baaaaaaaaaz) and Harry Potter and many other things. I may or may not have a vampire problem, but I definitely have a redemption problem.

I fear I am more earnest than witty.

FYI: I have more fics under this same username on AO3.


This relevant quote (from bottledspider on tumblr, a person who is not me) pleases me:

tywinning asked you:2012-08-09 03:37

As a professor, may I ask you what you think about fanfiction?

I think fanfiction is literature and literature, for the most part, is fanfiction, and that anyone that dismisses it simply on the grounds that it’s derivative knows f*-all about literature and needs to get the hell off my lawn.

Most of the history of Western literature (and probably much of non-Western literature, but I can’t speak to that) is adapted or appropriated from something else. Homer wrote historyfic and Virgil wrote Homerfic and Dante wrote Virgilfic (where he makes himself a character and writes himself hanging out with Homer and Virgil and they’re like “OMG Dante you’re so cool.” He was the original Gary Stu). Milton wrote Bible fanfic, and everyone and their mom spent the Middle Ages writing King Arthur fanfic. In the sixteenth century you and another dude could translate the same Petrarchan sonnet and somehow have it count as two separate poems, and no one gave a f*. Shakespeare doesn’t have a single original plot—although much of it would be more rightly termed RPF—and then John Fletcher and Mary Cowden Clarke and Gloria Naylor and Jane Smiley and Stephen Sondheim wrote Shakespeare fanfic. Guys like Pope and Dryden took old narratives and rewrote them to make fun of people they didn’t like, because the eighteenth century was basically high school. And Spenser! Don’t even get me started on Spenser.

Here’s what fanfic authors/fans need to remember when anyone gives them shite: the idea that originality is somehow a good thing, an innately preferable thing, is a completely modern notion. Until about three hundred years ago, a good writer, by and large, was someone who could take a tried-and-true story and make it even more awesome. (If you want to sound fancy, the technical term is imitatio.) People were like, why would I wanna read something about some dude I’ve never heard of? There’s a new Sir Gawain story out, man! (As to when and how that changed, I tend to blame Daniel Defoe, or the Modernists, or reality television, depending on my mood.)

I also find fanfic fascinating because it takes all the barriers that keep people from professional authorship—barriers that have weakened over the centuries but are nevertheless still very real—and blows right past them. Producing literature, much less circulating it, was something that was well nigh impossible for the vast majority of people for most of human history. First you had to live in a culture where people thought it was acceptable for you to even want to be literate in the first place. And then you had to find someone who could teach you how to read and write (the two didn’t necessarily go together). And you needed sufficient leisure time to learn. And be able to afford books, or at least be friends with someone rich enough to own books who would lend them to you. Good writers are usually well-read and professional writing is a full-time job, so you needed a lot of books, and a lot of leisure time both for reading and writing. And then you had to be in a high enough social position that someone would take you seriously and want to read your work—to have access to circulation/publication in addition to education and leisure time. A very tiny percentage of the population fit those parameters (in England, which is the only place I can speak of with some authority, that meant from 500-1000 A.D.: monks; 1000-1500: aristocratic men and the very occasional aristocratic woman; 1500-1800: aristocratic men, some middle-class men, a few aristocratic women; 1800-on, some middle-class women as well).

What’s amazing is how many people who didn’t fit those parameters kept writing in spite of the constant message they got from society that no one cared about what they had to say, writing letters and diaries and stories and poems that often weren’t discovered until hundreds of years later. Humans have an urge to express themselves, to tell stories, and fanfic lets them. If you’ve got access to a computer and an hour or two to while away of an evening, you can create something that people will see and respond to instantly, with a built-in community of people who care about what you have to say.

I do write the occasional fic; I wish I had the time and mental energy to write more. I’ll admit I don’t read a lot of fic these days because most of it is not—and I know how snobbish this sounds—particularly well-written. That doesn’t mean it’s “not good”—there are a lot of reasons people read fic and not all of them have to do with wanting to read finely crafted prose. That’s why fic is awesome—it creates a place for all kinds of storytelling. But for me personally, now that my job entails reading about 1500 pages of undergraduate writing per year, when I have time to read for enjoyment I want it to be by someone who really knows what they’re doing. There’s tons of high-quality fic, of course, but I no longer have the time and patience to go searching for it that I had ten years ago.

But whether I’m reading it or not, I love that fanfiction exists. Because without people doing what fanfiction writers do, literature wouldn’t exist. (And then I’d be out of a job and, frankly, I don’t know how to do anything else.)

(from bottledspider on tumblr)

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Definitely Impossible by Someone aka Me reviews
When Harry and Draco are paired together in Auror training, Draco is convinced it's going to be impossible to survive this without utter madness breaking loose. But then, Potter seems to have a knack for doing impossible things. Post-War, eventual Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 86 - Words: 140,664 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Carry on, Cherry by Magiwren reviews
As they passed a dark alleyway there was a loud crashing sound and both boys froze. "Cat?" Simon asked hopefully. Baz breathed in deeply through his nose. "Nope. Definitely not a cat." "Then what is it?" "I… don't know," Baz whispered and narrowed his eyes into the alley. "But it's not Normal."
Carry On - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Simon Snow, Baz Pitch] Penelope B., Agatha W.
The MagiCath by Alex Perth reviews
Cath, Wren, and Levi are waiting to meet Gemma T. Leslie at a conference. (Disclaimer: I don't own the characters... I'm also very new to this fanfiction business so bear with me.) I recently added an author's note as a second chapter. :)
Fangirl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Cath A., Wren A., Levi - Complete
Managing Wonderland by Nocturnal Elle reviews
AU; "Wonderland" is a swanky bar where David Hatter is a bartender and Alice Hamilton has just landed the job of manager. Oh yeah, because she's dating the owner's son, Jack. Written because I wanted these two to have a lot more chances to flirt. (Last two chapters are a re-telling of the same story from Hatter's POV.)
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Sounds Like Commitment by Nocturnal Elle reviews
"Are we getting a cat?" The results of joking with rhien that there needed to be a Halice cat-adoption fic.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Procrastination Wins by hpbrat2 reviews
This is a rewrite of a scene from Fangirl (pages 174-177) where Cath is reading "The Outsiders" to Levi but from his POV. (I wrote it as an assignment for class and have cross posted with an account of the same name on AO3 ) I do not own any of this. I just wrote it for fun...and a grade...but I liked it and figured I would share. :)
Fangirl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Cath A., Levi - Complete
Just a Kiss by maggies reviews
My version of the scene in which Cath goes to the party and sees Levi kissing the blond girl. Enjoy! DISCLAIMER: These lovely characters belong to the equally lovely Rainbow Rowell. I just missed them so much that I had to borrow them for a while. PS, Does anyone else imagine Reagan as Aubrey Plaza? Because they're like pretty much exactly the same person.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Cath A., Levi, Reagan - Complete
There You Are by Nocturnal Elle reviews
What if Hatter and Alice are living their happily-ever-after domestic bliss and one day, he's forgotten EVERYTHING that happened after he came through the Looking Glass?
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Safe and Sound by SarahHolmes reviews
Vignettes of Cath and Levi's life living together on Levi's ranch after Cath graduates.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Cath A., Levi, Wren A.
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Of Scarlet and Gold by libowie reviews
George thinks that they were all hurt when their family was torn apart, but while everyone else's wounds slowly heal into shiny scars he spends all his time bleeding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,659 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G.
First Day by MPants reviews
A girl meets a boy at a bank. They share a moment in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - OC, George W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5586 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Lies Ron Weasley Told Himself by libowie reviews
I wish I was an only child. She isn't pretty. She loves him best. I will protect them. I am not afraid to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Time Enough by KateMonster reviews
Major spoilers for most Firefly episodes and especially the Serenity film. This is Wash and Zoe’s story, from the beginning of the tale and through the end of the film, in my own way.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
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Simon Snow: Carry On, Baz reviews
Baz lives in every AU. Maybe. (Starting from "The Fifth Hare," in Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl.) Warnings: a little meta, a little crack, and a lot of sad. This story is all madamewhitecake's fault.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Baz P., Simon Snow] Penelope B., Agatha W.
Simon Snow: Astraphobia reviews
"J-Just close the bloody window, Snow," Basil snapped, but his voice was trembling. Simon: "Oh Crowley, are you AFRAID of storms?" / First year at Watford, pre-Snowbaz, phobias, friendship, platonic cuddling. Somebody just get these boys some hugs, STAT, okay? Written for Magicalmaladies, based on a prompt/fic by XxCandyBluexX.
Fangirl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Simon Snow, Baz P. - Complete
Simon Snow: (listen to the) changing breeze reviews
It's an unreasonably hot day at Watford, what are you gonna do? "Finally Simon said, 'That's it,' heaved himself off his bed, and started to undo the buttons on his shirt. ... Baz sounded indignant. 'This isn't a strip club, Snow. Show a little decorum.' Simon turned his head and tried a smirk. 'You're lucky I'm keeping my trousers on.'" Flirting, fluff, and SnowBaz.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Simon Snow, Baz P.] - Complete
Simon Snow: Lonely in Your Nightmare reviews
"Baz is being followed. It's dark in the catacombs under Watford, of course, pitch dark even, ha bloody ha, but that's never a problem for Baz. Vampires can see in the dark. Not to mention smell. And no one else smells quite like Simon Snow." ** SnowBaz, starting from the canon Simon Snow and the Five Blades excerpt in Fangirl (hardcover p. 127).
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Baz P., Simon Snow] - Complete
Simon Snow: GIF or GIF reviews
Baz has technical difficulties, and Simon shows off just a bit. * Follows "Family & Secrets," seventh year I suppose?, established relationship; just some brief fluff. * SnowBaz
Fangirl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Simon Snow, Baz P.] - Complete
Simon Snow: Family & Secrets reviews
During family weekend in their sixth year at Watford, Simon discovers something unexpected about his roommate. ** The AU of Magicath's The Fifth Hare story. (The Moon Rabbit-pages 135, 147, 273, and 370) of Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Simon Snow, Baz P. - Complete
Simon Snow: True Love's Kiss reviews
When Simon is hit by a living death curse, it initiates a conversation Baz isn't sure he's ready for. ** Snowbaz. (3) ** This scene comes before the last one (Sleepless) and the day after the Simon and Baz and Agatha in the forest scene in Carry On, Simon - page 206 in Fangirl, by Rainbow Rowell. ** Chapters 2 - 4 are/will be bonus snippets.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Baz P., Simon Snow] - Complete
Severus and Selda reviews
AU: In his fourth year at Hogwarts, part-vampire Severus Snape meets Selda Yewmarsh, and his life is never quite the same. *** Angst/Friendship/Romance, all quite dysfunctional. (Part 1: Marauder era, Part 2: pre-Harry and Year 2.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Simon Snow: Sleepless reviews
Baz has trouble sleeping, but not for the usual reasons. Very fluff. Snowbaz. (2)
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Baz P., Simon Snow] - Complete
Simon Snow: Poetry vs Robots reviews
When Simon and Baz are ambushed, poetry magic may be their only hope. Snowbaz. (1) This scene comes right before the last Carry On, Simon scene in Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl, page 423 (hardcover). Enjoy.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Simon Snow, Baz P.] - Complete