Ethan comes back to work after a week off, and he thinks it would be really nice if people would stop looking at him like he was about to have some kind of meltdown. Also, where the hell is Cal?

Phan oneshot. Dan is in love with Phil- that much is certain. What's less certain is whether or not somebody's going to get slapped in the face with the bouquet. Fluffity fluff (with a brief description of a panic attack). Please review to receive the secrets of the master skink xxx (uhnonniemiss is back tell a friend)

Newmann oneshot. Newt takes Hermann on a date to his first LGBT parade- fluff through and through, except for a little reference to acephobia x Pls review to protect me from my clam overlords

Newmann oneshot. It was common knowledge in the Shatterdome that Newt Geiszler was a Bad Singer. So there was absolutely no way that the voice singing The Maccabees in a gentle tenor could belong to Newton. No way at all. (Pure fluff, no warnings except a few swears, please review x)

Newmann oneshot. Newt died over a year ago, but Hermann still visits from time to time. Trigger warning for death; this is basically a huge angst fest I'm sorry xxx Please tell me what you thought, I love your views!

Newmann oneshot. Newt and Hermann never could decide on how to define what they are to each other. It takes several years, thousands of kisses, a vat of acid, a big fight, and a sunny Boston evening to help them choose. Pure fluff but there are a few swears x Please review to save me from the evil grasp of the skink

Phan Oneshot. Phil is Dan's best friend, his constant; so falling in love? Maybe not the best idea. But on a trip to the Harry Potter set, magic isn't the only thing that's in the air. Just fluff literally coma-inducing fluff, no warnings. Please review to save me from the grips of the deadly lizard people xxx

Phan oneshot. It's Dan's eleventh birthday, and he's looking forward to getting his Hogwarts letter. There's just one problem- Hogwarts isn't real, so he won't get one, right? Wrong, if your best friend is Phil Lester, apparently. Kid!AU, super fluff, no warnings. Every time you review a fairy gets it's wings so please help it fly xxx

Phan oneshot. Phil has been abused for so long, he doesn't think he's human anymore. But maybe, just maybe, he'll realise he was never anything less. Based off the song "Human" by Christina Perri. Angst but it's kinda hopeful angst? Contains triggering content- see author's note at start of fic. Please review to receive the secrets of the capybara leaders xxx

Fem!Phan oneshot. Danni gets food poisoning, and Pippa looks after her. No warnings or swearing, but yeah it's a fem!AU if you're not about that life x Ultra fluffy comfort. I love you guys a lot and your reviews are v important so please tell me what you thought xxx

Phan oneshot. (Fem!Phan) Pippa thinks her sex life with Danni has lost its spark, so Danni decides to spice it up a little. Smut but also hella fluff. Rated M for strong language- oh yeah, and the lesbian sex. That too. This is my first smut ever so please, please tell me what you thought xxx

Phan oneshot. Dan is directionless, and tired of waking up in the bedrooms of men he met the night before. That is, until he meets Phil, who's philosophy might just give him a new lust for life. Angsty fluff. Contains strong language, sexual themes, and a /very/ brief mention of suicide and drug abuse. Please review to help save small writer from loneliness x

Phan oneshot. Dan doesn't know how to tell Phil he loves him, so enlists the help of PJ. But what will happen when Phil comes home early and misunderstands the situation? No warnings or swearing, just fluff xxx Reviews make the flowers grow so please help the environment and tell me what you thought :)

Phan Oneshot. Phil's mind has been broken; whenever anything worries him, his body reacts with some kind of injury. He begins to push away those he loves, but what will happen when the person he loves most of all threatens to leave forever? Angst with a side of fluff. Warnings for alcohol abuse, blood and scenes of paranormal harm. Please review for my love metaphorical socks xxx

Phan Oneshot. Dan and Phil find out that parenting isn't always paradise, but what will they do when their daughter Lia falls ill? No warnings/ swearing, just pure fluff xxx Please review in exchange for golden wombats :)

Phan Oneshot. While filming for the Brits, Phil can't stop himself from staring at Dan. It turns out that fifteen minutes and some glitter can make all the difference. A few minor swears and a little bit of steamy kissing but it's all PG-13 and fluffy fluff xxx Please review to protect me from my clam overlords.

Phan Oneshot. One day, in the snow, Phil tells Dan he loves him. A year later, in the rain, he takes it back. Very angsty, with no swearing but a slight warning for arguments. Please review it means all the world and more xxx

Phan oneshot. Lia, Dan and Phil's daughter, is a little confused about her Daddy's name. No warnings, no swearing, just good old fluff xxx Reviews are the food of love, so please review on, give me excess of it :)

Phan poem. Set in 2009, Phil thinks about Dan and the distance that separates them. No warnings. Ultra Fluff. Omg wtf asdfghjkl two fics in one week? Yeah man I thought because it's Valentines and we all need a bit of fluffiness in our lives, and since I had this already written, I'd give you an extra upload! Please review for gratitude and cyber socks

Dan tries to propose, but things don't go quite as he planned. Oneshot, hella Phan, hella fluff, no warnings. Please review for a free cyber turtle

Phan oneshot. When Dan sees someone about to commit suicide, he decides to help them, but not everything turns out quite as planned- he certainly didn't expect to see the ghost of fragile, lonely Phil Lester. Rating: T- Strong language and adult themes. Warnings: Character death. Major trigger warning for suicide/ suicidal thoughts. Please review, it means a lot!

Phan oneshot. A blind fan meets Dan and Phil and asks them to describe each other, and confessions are made. Rating: T- quite a few swears oops sorry Warnings: Mild self-hate. Brief mention of cancer

Oneshot. Dan slips in the shower during an intimate moment, and fluff ensues. Contains strong language and suggestive themes/ very mild smut at the beginning, but mostly fluffiness :) Phan obviously. Free lobster marriage for all reviewers xxx

AU where humans are given a watch at birth that shows you how much time you have left before you die. The year is 2025, and Phil's watch has ticked down to his final day, so Dan helps him carry out his last wish. Warnings: Character death, mentions of cancer.

Phil is afraid of thunderstorms, and after he comes home crying one day, Dan decides to help. 3 chapters, lots of Phan, and lots and lots of fluff xxx please review for my eternal love