Hello, lovlies, & welcome to my nightmarish insanity!

Monty Oum is dead. Let his memory inspire us for years to come.

Here's a few things about me:

Gender: male

Age: I'm not say exact age, but, I'm an adult

Nation: USA

Nickname(s): CeeCee, Revan

State: Watington (don't judge me!)

City: not sayin'

Hobbies: creating characters in various setting (including those I've come up with), writing stories, watching YouTube vids, building stuff with Legos and drawing my characters.

I don't do requests or comissions.

Human to Cybertronian sayings
Helm - head
Processor - brain
Helm wire - hair
Pedal - foot
Upper motor appendage - arm
Lower motor appendage - leg
Optic - eye
Servo - joint
Voice box - vocal cords
Frame - body
Chassis - chest
Venting- sighing
Forehelm- forehead
Voors- years
Glossa- tongue
Mech- male
Femme- female
Tanks - stomach
Presser regulation unit - lung
Sire - father
Carrier - mother
Creation - offspring
Creators - parents
Digit - hand
Nano click - second
Cycle - day

How I list the Red Vs. Blue Freelancers:

Note: Utah & Georgia don't count.

10: North Dakota - this guy needs to take things seriously or he'll be killed. Oh, wait; he's dead. Guess I was right. He may have an AI, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a dick to his sister (which he totally was). No wonder South let him die.

9: New York - this guy's not the least bit helpful in personal matters. I mean, this guy doesn't get Carolina and she beats him up. Man, you should try your luck with Sister, not someone who's have father issues.

8: Florida - this guy get himself killed by Church but he can kill a couple of chain gun freaks that no one else could. Gee, I wonder why that is?

7: Wyoming - you've just gotta love this guy for great moments of laughter, but he's a villain, so he gets this far.

6: Tex - one of the prime examples of not caring about teammates, she get this far for being a fan favorite (for some reason). I'm not going to say I love her; I'm going to say I forget her. I forget you, Tex. Me and Church are letting go.

5: South Dakota - if you can get why I like her, you obviously don't have an annoying twin who prays upon you for entertainment. I understand why you let North die, South. I would have done it if I was in your place, too.

4: Connecticut - the first of the Freelancers to leave the project, she remains one of the prime examples of being a traitor for a good reason. She left because she new she had committed war crimes, and wanted to repay her deeds, but she only became a martyr. We will remember you, CT.

3: Washington - what can I say about my favorite Freelancer? I love this guy for many reasons, but I can explain in one sentience: "he's my favorite character in Red Vs. Blue, ever. Of all time."

2: Maine - he is the Meta. Need I say more?

1: Carolina - yes, I like Carolina better than Tex, but don't you dare call fowl because no other Freelancer deserves it. She works well with her teammates, she's determined, and she won't let anyone get in her way. Also, she is subject to a plot twist that makes the Director seem more human than anyone thought was possible.

I'm sure not everyone agrees with me, so give me your version of this the way you would have had it.