Maikle E. Blackwood
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Joined 11-10-13, id: 5312707, Profile Updated: 09-03-18
Author has written 10 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Sherlock, Dark-Hunter series, Misc. Games, and Kane Chronicles.

If you're a Yaoi fan and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (100 percent and proud of it. There's no doubt in my mind.)


First of all, here is my definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.


If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you love anime, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, puppy mills, ect.) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION IS MY STRESS REDUCER!


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, LaharlCrazy1120, seshomaru94, Treelow955, anime'sguest, Black Dragon Valkyrie, Maikle E. Blackwood

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath, Flamefox2, coleypepwars3679, Brightdarkness-2013,KJ-Shadow, Twix-and-Pudding, Black Dragon Valkyrie, Maikle E. Blackwood

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, RoboticMasterMind, HiddenShadows798, Invader Lexi, AnimeFanboy-call me Mike, Girl of Darkness10, Black Dragon Valkyrie, Maikle E. Blackwood


Funny Quotes:

- A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boy/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

- Amateurs built the arc. Professionals built the Titanic.

- Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

- No I won't go to hell! They've got a restraining order against me!

- Parents spend the first part of our lives to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

- Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

- Unicorns ARE real. They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.


And now you have an idea of just how crazy I am. If you actually read all that, I congratulate you! Now I hope you enjoy my stories.

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I Knew You Were Trouble From The Day I Met You by Artemis.Anne reviews
Continuation of "Baby You're Bad For Me."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Dean W., Castiel, Jimmy N., Benny L.
Achilles- Cursed by DH Hana reviews
Achilles, great warrior of the Trojan War, cursed to die young. When a young girl runs a foul of the goddess Artemis, Achilles gets pulled into far more than he bargained for. Now, the goddess wants his soul to serve as a Dark-Hunter in her army.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Acheron/Ash, Artemis, OC - Complete
I Forgot by fluffykitty12 reviews
"W-wait…." Eren panted. "I… I was gonna do a dance… before… to turn you on." Levi couldn't help but smile, amused, as he looked down at the boy. "go ahead." he managed, pleased that Jager had had the forethought to want to please Levi, as well…. Eren blushed, looking sad. "I… I forgot it…."Contains ErenxLevi, LevixEren, Ereri, Riren.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Money Toubles by TheTornPage reviews
Awful title.. So Eren is a cossdressing stripper and Levi is trying to keep his club open. (This story was supposed to be very different than it is, but It's not so bad :) Hope you enjoy the read!)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2015 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Levi A. - Complete
Wings of Freedom by PaigeyD93 reviews
Seven Eren and Levi oneshots that may or may not be connected (will let you decide ;)) some smut, angst, humour and Eren and Levi goodness reside within, enter if you dare ;) *Now complete* rated M for smutty chapters.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Levi A., Eren Y.] Eren Y. - Complete
Happy Birthday Eren by TheTornPage reviews
Eren is 18 now, and being 18 means he's legal now! There's a lot you can do once you're 18, too bad there's only one thing he wants. Maybe he'll get lucky. Just a oneshot! BoyxBoy Bad summary, but I think this is a cute story! My first attempt at ErenxLevi. Yaoi content guys, don't like don't read! Please leave me a review if you like it :)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Levi A. - Complete
Ride It by Maybaby34 reviews
The motion caused Dean to look at the dancer's face, eliciting a shocked gasp. "Holy fuck, that's Cas." Dean said, his voice wavering slightly in shock. Castiel, his quiet, nerdy, unassuming roommate was moonlighting as a stripper
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Complete
Soup's On by Of Fans And Flames reviews
After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. (SasuNaruSasu. COMPLETE) NOTE: I posted an improved version on AO3. Read here (remove parentheses): tinyurl(.)com/gwfmnjo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 312,352 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Juugo - Complete
Doctor Who: Rassilon's Wrath by Phoenix-cry reviews
This is the third installment in the trilogy starting with The Lemkin Factor. The first stories are necessary for understanding this one. Hard to write a description for it without ruining some of the first two so instead I'll just promise to try and make it a fun ride! The cover art work is my own and can be found with more on my deviantart, search for 'Lemkin Factor'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,981 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Doctor Who: Civil War by Phoenix-cry reviews
Sequel to Lemkin Factor. When Amy realizes that their usually random adventures with the Doctor start to show a pattern she suspects he may have a hidden agenda. Meanwhile River has always known the Doctor needs to have Companions, but when that need seems to turn dangerously pathological she fears that her parents may be prisoners not passengers and they might not even know it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,205 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Dude, What's a Slash Fan? by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
Poor Sam and Dean. They might fight monsters, but how will they be able to deal with Supernatural Fans? What will happen when they discover the wonderful world of FanFiction? Read and find out! Oneshot. Rated M for some sex scenes, language and other stuff that some people might find offensive.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shadows of a good doctor's past by lovly39 reviews
The Avengers get the shock of their life when they're trapped inside Bruce's mind to relive his life. "I'm going to trap your collective consciousness into the mind of the most lurid, tortured member of the Avengers as you relive their most painful moments." Good grammar/spelling. Science Boyfriends.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Doctor Who: The Lemkin Factor by Phoenix-cry reviews
Trapped on an immense ghost ship drifting aimlessly in space the trio is suffering from amnesia as to how they came aboard crewless ship. When the Doctor's health starts failing piecing together those lost hours is the key to both saving his life and getting home. Mystery/angst/character development/adventure/plot twist type story, hopefully a fun read for all you clever Whovians!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,582 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Under the Table by 2kitsune reviews
Loki teleports into stark tower when The Avengers are having dinner and has a little fun with Tony under the table.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 228 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Duel by LulaMadison reviews
Loki had longed for Thor most of his life and finally asks Frigga for the right to court him. At the very same time someone else is asking Odin for the same right too. Asgardian rules demand that the two suitors must duel for Thor's hand.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Frustration by GirlDrinkDrunk reviews
A hard-on, a tease, and a promise. But what are the Winchesters without a side of angst?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,253 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Illegal In All Fifty States by GirlDrinkDrunk reviews
A prelude to 'Viagra'. This way to the porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Viagra by GirlDrinkDrunk reviews
Sam's drink gets spiked
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Blood Storm reviews
After a tragic accident leading to the loss of a long time friend, an Egyptian Dark-Huntress is relocated to New Orleans to recover. There, she runs into an oblivious young demigoddess who will change her life forever.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Acheron/Ash, Soteria/Tory, Jaden - Complete
A Flame in the Night reviews
In the shadows of the night, immortals roam free; vampires, lycans, hybrids, hunters, even hybrid-zombies... Step into this world through the life of Emperor Kheios, a newborn hybrid. (An Immortal Day/Night fanfiction; PLEASE READ A/N!)
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015
Black Sun
The Parthenopaeus line seemed cursed to live a difficult but predictable life, until the stoic son of the Dark Hunter leader meets a young woman who puts him on edge and yet, is completely human. Or is she? {Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content}
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,170 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Acheron/Ash, Soteria/Tory, Stryker - Complete
A Dress for John
Sherlock & John have an case. After John lost a bet, Sherlock forced him to put on a dress and go with him undercover as his girlfriend. Sherlock enjoys it every second, while John is not amused at all. (Johnlock, no mature content)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2015 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Three-Way Bridge, One-Shot: Hek and Nubie
What's with Heka and Anubis? Obviously they already knew each other, so what kind of relationship do they have? (One-shot for Three-Way Bridge)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Anubis - Complete
Three-Way Bridge, Part 3: Check And Mate reviews
Erasmus has to hide from the popularity chasing him now. On top of being the only living link between the Greek and Roman demigods, he's known worldwide for being the only person to go head-to-head with Gaea on her turf and surviving. Now he's captured by Setne... and fulfilling a prophecy he hasn't even heard! ((Pairings: Nico/OC, Carter/Zia at start, Percabeth at end))
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
Three-Way Bridge, Part 2: I'd Come For You reviews
Erasmus and Nico are back! But troubles are as well; first Ras dies, and then he gets kidnapped! Will Nico be able to save his lover from a fate possibly worse than the death he's already suffered? ((Pairing: Nico/OC))
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Complete
Three-Way Bridge, One-Shot: And the Rest is History reviews
An innocent statement brings up inquiry into Ras' past. ((Pairings: Nico/OC, Percabeth mentioned))
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Complete
Three-Way Bridge, Part 1: Freak Fears reviews
Follow Erasmus Porter, a Christian orphan, as he is thrown into a world of magic and danger on the eve of his sixteenth birthday. He battles Greek/Roman monsters and Egyptian demons, searching for answers about his goddess mother and magician father. But the greatest challenge of this unfazable young man is a handsome son of Hades... ((Pairing: Nico/OC))
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Complete
Endangering Spock
Alycia struggles to maintain her secrets and still save Spock from the trap set for him, as well as Captain Kirk, who gets involved, and her friends, who are being held hostage until she delivers Commander Spock. But is that enough?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,540 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, N. Uhura, OC - Complete