BEEP! I'm KernelCrashDump, your friendly everyday blue screen of death. You can just call me Kernel.

Okay, with that out of the way, I will actually introduce myself. I haven't written fanfiction in ages, spending the last few years working solely on original characters and universes which have spiraled sickeningly out of control. That fun sort of sickening, like tilt-a-whirl. If any of you are old school Harry Potter FF'ers, you may have at one point read some of my stuff under the name "dragonsbane1611". They're still on here, and I still like them, but ... it's been so long, I don't remember my password and the e-mail attached to the account was gotten rid of probably 3 or 4 years ago or something. :/

Also had a username for Supernatural FF that was something like "PursuingMary" maybe. I don't remember that one really either. It started out as a joke account to parody Twilight and then I got kind of serious about writing the Winchesters and fixing them.

A couple years ago, I started playing Mass Effect. Put it down for a long time because I moved away from the XBox I was using. Roommate bought one last winter and I powerhoused through all three ME's pretty quickly after that. Love them! Literally. Fell in love with those games. I have replayed them a few times now, and found that I really like FemShep/Garrus, FemShep/Kaidan and MaleShep/Jack (Earthborn).

So ... you can expect a lot of that and more of the same. Maybe other stuff if I really get back into FF.