Name: Sir Butter Bottoms (but just call butter or bottoms or BBs or whatever creative nicknames y'all can come up with).

Species: Human

Age: over 9000

Gender: female, or is it male? You decide.

Weight: Also over 9000

Fav. Music: Anything with a good beat but usually Reel Big Fish, Clutch, Bing Cosby, Frank Sinatra, Everlast, CCR, Led Zeppelin, umm Katy Perry, uhhh... yeah a lot of other people but I can't think of them right now.

Fav. Movies: Forest Gump, Big Fish, and ugh oh the LOTR and Hobbit series, and almost every other movie ever created.

Ok, ok, Now here's the best part dun dun dunnnnn Fandoms! So there's Fairy Tail, One Piece, Attack on Titan, uhhh a little bit of Naruto, and uhhh OH Soul Eater (Anime). Then there's ASOIAF, LOTR, and the Hobbit (Books). And yeah that's about it. I'll usually read about anything and everything fandom wise, but as for writing those are usually the areas I'll stick to. Interestingly enough though I've been stuck on Fairy Tail for three weeks now which is really unusual for me so that's nice.

By the way my loyalty to fandoms is a fickle thing so don't be surprised if one week I'm totally obsessed with one and then next week I'm ranting and raving about another. Now this is all fine and dandy when one is reading but when one is in the middle of writing a story it can be a pain the behind to suddenly lose the motivation to write about whatever one is writing about. What that means is you'll probably see a lot of updates for story for LOTR as an example, and then out of nowhere I'll won't post anything for it for about a month or so. But don't worry I'll try to update regularly, just giving y'all a heads up in case something like that happens.

OHHH April you're such a wonderful month!!! Fairy Tail and Game of Thrones both come back on! YAY!

Ok saw this on someone's page thingy and thought I'd have a go it's that fanfic challenge. I think you're supposed to pick one fandom but since the only story I have so far is a crossover that's what I'll do. So fanfic challenge for One Piece and Fairy Tail!

Number your favorite characters in order:

1. Lucy
2. Kizaru
3. Doflamingo
4. Laxus
5. Aokiji
6. Erza
7. Akainu
8. Bickslow
9. Garp
10. Gajeel

Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Aokiji and Gajeel- Lol no.

Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yeeeess.Very, I love a man with confidence, and if wearing a giant pink feathery coat and working it doesn't scream confidence then I don't know what does!

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Erza get Lucy pregers? Lol is that even possible?

Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Just about Garp no, but there's one with him in it that's freaking hilarious. Dairy of a Potato Bag by nothing new in this world. A-freaking-mazing.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Omg LOL! Akainu and Kizaru!? I'm sure they've got a deep bromance but anything other than that - eugh!

Four/eight or four/nine?

Laxus/Bickslow vs Laxus/Garp? Can I pick neither? I'm not a big yaoi fan (not that I have anything against gays, I just don't enjoy reading it). But if I really have to then I guess Laxus/Bickslow. It's not as creepy.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Akainu found out about Doffy and Bickslow? LOL He'd probably be very confused and have a mental break down. Even a hard ass like him can only take so much oral. Ha get it? 'Cause Doffy and Bickslow always... have their... tongues... out... No? I'll just stop talking.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

It could be said that Erza was a hard woman, letting little ever faze her. But when she finds herself in the compromising position of having to take care of an amnesiac Admiral Kizaru, who can't seem to control himself, she thinks it's more than understandable that she becomes a little unhinged.

...huh, that's sounds kinda neat. Hey! Someone should write this!

Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Gajeel/Laxus? Uh no. I don't think that would work too well.

Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Aokiji and Lucy? Oh that's easy - Put Some Ice on It.

Lol I know it's supposed to be deep and emotional but it's just too funny to pass up. Besides I struggle with writing deep emotional hurt stuff. I'm too happy.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Hhmmm Oh! It's valentines day (since that was yesterday) and both Laxus and Lucy find themselves the awkward singles while their guild mates do lovely dovey stuff. Laxus sees this as his opportunity to sweep Lucy off her feet and uses the 'I don't have anyone and you don't have anyone, so let's go on a date so we don't look pathetic,' excuse. Viola start of a budding relationship.

Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

First off what friends? Lol.

Secondly Garp and Akainu? No hell no. Damn maybe I should have put Marco on the list instead of Garp, at least that wouldn't be like imagining my grandpa with younger men. lol Garp the Fistvert. Like Herbert the Pervert? No? Anybody? Please?

...This is why I have no friends.

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

I fought the law (the Clash or Bobby Fuller, your choice) because you know he fought Fairy Tail and they won... yeaaaaah...

If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Kizaru/Doffy/Erza? Warning extreme violence and ass whoopings. Kinky situations too.

What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Bickslow on Aokiji? Do I have too? Frick fine. "So you know what they say about guys with big hands."

Okay I'm kinda happy I did that, that image made me giggle a little.

Whoa so I thought that would be cute and fun but I think all it did was mentally scar me. Eugh! Thank you internet, I think I've had enough of you for one day...

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Favorite Quotes

"I will Fus Ro Dah your ass so hard..." - my friend

"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he'll never expect it back." - Oscar Wilde

"Why do people say 'no offense' right before they offend you?" - Someone

"The only mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire

"What did one shepard say to the other shepard? Let's get the flock out of here." - Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon