I haven't updated this for quite some time. So, since I can't sleep this morning, I figure I wilol go ahead and do it.

I spend most of my time on Fictionpress nowadays, but I do pop in here every once and awhile to read something. It all depends upon my mood. Mostly, I am focused on writing my original fiction called "Bane of Rendsberg". If you are interested in reading an unique vampire fantasy story, this one will do it. The penname is the same there as it is here. This is where the character Alteng shows up, by the way. I have a couple of fanfictions with him in mind, but I have never written any of them. Oh, he's a guy, and I'm not. The name is just unique enough to not have a number behind it, and he is my favorite character of my own creation.

The stories I have here range in many and various varieties. The Harry Potter stories were a joke . . . well, most of them anyway. So, don't take them seriously. I have the tendency of writing Ron gay and having a secret thing for Malfoy. I am unsure how this came about, but it did. Understand, I write mostly comedy and parodies over here. In no way did I think Ron was gay in the books, although he has PMS more often than I do. Anyway, these stories were an effort for me to write short stories and they are based around one scene. The same can be said about the Starblazers and the one Yu-Gi-Oh story. Anyway, if you want a good laugh, check out one of the short ones. I personally like "Photos" and "Little Fluff Balls".

My normal writing style is in The Pirates of the Carribean story- The Mishappen Tale of Two Inedpt Pirates. Someday, I might finish that story. I do have an end in mind. I just got elsewhere.

The Hobbit parody was orginally written when I was 12 or there about. I had to rewrite it for this site. It retains more of the original than Bane of Rendsberg does. That is another one for a good laugh.

The Doctor Who stories are from the old series up to and including the Colin Baker years. I can't say that I will be writing any more of these stories, although James wants me to write a Torchwood story. I might, but I am making no promises.