The Once and Future Prophet
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Joined 03-04-14, id: 5569224, Profile Updated: 02-04-20
Author has written 8 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Batman, Star Wars, Bleach, Final Fantasy XII, and Pokémon.

I only write to entertain, so there you go. Have a Badass day ladies and gentlemen. Exclamation point.

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Whew...try saying that all in one breath! Now I don't have to put a disclaimer on any more of my stories and can devote more page space to kickin' ass!

Words to live by:

“Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place.” (Kenpachi Zaraki)

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Real Men Don't Make Sandwiches by An English Education reviews
How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,099 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Krillin, Vegeta
Cirque de Triomphe by TrisakAminawn reviews
A cruel Owl sharpens his Talons, and holds Gotham by the throat, but the rule of fear cannot be complete so long as there are still those who laugh at the dark. (And this, o my best-beloved, is why we have clowns.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 96 - Words: 401,694 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 3/8/2014 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing
A Lack of Cake by HecateA reviews
In which Remus and Tonks have about 43 minutes to plan a surprise party but Remus can't focus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2019 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Line by SinisterApollo reviews
For some reason SHIELD believes that Keigo actually knows what he's doing. Which says more about the organization than himself, honestly. But Keigo is nothing if not adaptable. He survives Mizuho on a daily basis; this should be a cake-walk. Red velvet, marble frosting and all. Or you know... not that. Sequel to Hook (formerly known as Agent 147) and more frequently updated on AO3.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Keigo A.
Hook by SinisterApollo reviews
Ichigo and co. go to Hueco Mundo to save Orihime. And since Keigo kind-of-sort-of knows about the whole Shinigami shebang, he's suddenly being stalked by jackbooted thugs in suits. And then accidentally gets recruited by them. ((Bleach/MCU) Formerly called Agent 147)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Keigo A. - Complete
The True Battle City Finals by Noveriak reviews
The Battle City Finals are over, but there yet remains one final duel to decide who is truly worthy. One final climactic duel to decide who will keep the Red-Eyes Black Dragon. Yugi VS Joey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 3/25/2018 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Yu-Gi-Oh! The new Match of the Millennium by LiquidPhazon reviews
Expanding on my turn by turn idea, read on how Joey Wheeler not only manages to beat Yugi, but also defeats the creator of Duel Monsters, Maxillion Pegasus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2018 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Touch The Skies by Whispers Of A Mad God reviews
Ash was going to make this Magikarp a champion or die trying. (Flying-Specialist!Fem!Ash. Kanto/Johto.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,454 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Steven S./Daigo, Karen/Karin, Gyarados
Simon's Vendetta by wbyeets reviews
Simon Belmont, a legendary slayer of bad guys, returns to vandalize Dracula's private property once again.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Dracula, Simon B. - Complete
Grunkle Raditz by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Raditz would have chosen continued damnation over babysitting. Unfortunately, it wasn't his choice to make.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Raditz, Pan - Complete
An Early Thaw by Irony-chan reviews
An alternate universe: the year is 1986. Ronald Reagan is president. Peggy Carter is director of SHIELD. Howard Stark is CEO of Stark Industries and father of a fifteen-year-old son. And a survey team in the arctic has just found Captain America.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,079 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., H. Stark, Nick Fury - Complete
Zwischenzug by Mazzie May reviews
The in-between check. Out of nowhere, they're suddenly losing. The world is beginning to burn; Sherry is missing, Chris is losing it, and how many mistakes can Leon pay for. Series-spanning roster, multiple arcs tying together into a bloody knot of ghosts and goals. Maybe love is the worst that can happen—after the monsters. There's no end to a circle.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,267 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Chris R., Leon S. K., Claire R., Sherry B.
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake by Pitry reviews
It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn't very clever, was bound to agree with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dudley D., Lavender B. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Blind Pigs by sapereaude13 reviews
An AU retelling of FFXII set during the Great Depression. The New York based Archadia Industries has taken over the Chicago company R.A. Banastre, Inc. It's up to a deposed heiress, street rats, and bootleggers to save the day. Eventual BalthierAshe.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,347 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
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Kenpachi reviews
When the dead finally go quiet and the ashes cool, he still remains. Too broken to live, too monstrous to die. Only time will tell if he is to be the devil of the new age...or its salvation.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Tatsuki A., Keigo A., K. Zaraki - Complete
What's in a Moment? reviews
When the time came for him to die on the planet Namek, Vegeta falls unwitting victim to a small hiccup in the Universe. Now, alive despite Frieza's best attempts, he has to establish just where he stands in the grand scheme of things; pre-determined pawn, or writer of his own destiny?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,028 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Goku, Vegeta
B 'n' H reviews
He was a boy, she was a girl. Well, he was also a brutal vigilante who clearly had a fixation on a childhood trauma and she was a certified nutso who threw away her entire life's work to pursue a career of clown-themed outfits and oftentimes violent jobs of the non-lawful variety. Anywho, this is their story. And by the way - they just so happened to hate each other's guts.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jason T./Red Hood, Edward N./The Riddler
Tides of the Force reviews
One push. One push is all it takes for history to change, for destinies to be irrevocably altered, and for the greatest of loves to turn into the bitterest of hatreds. The time for vendettas and rivalries has to be set aside, for if two enemies do not find a compromise, then all will be lost, and darkness will reign supreme.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/15/2015
Super-Duper-Mega-Fusion-Force! reviews
Fuuu! Sioon! Ha Ha Ha Ha! ...dear lord that was terrible. Don't read this story after that, I'm so sorry.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 5/22/2017
MASTERMINED! reviews
Who orchestrated the Ultimate Downfall of Souske Aizen? If you think it's Ichigo, turn to page 202. If you think it's Urahara, turn to page 2. If you think it's...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 9/22/2015 - S. Aizen
Ascendancy reviews
Sic Parvis Magna (Pokémon X AU)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Calem/Calme - Complete
A Secret Worth Keeping reviews
Some things are just better left unsaid. The truth behind the party's successes was one of them.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Vaan - Complete