TheCrayon'sMoreThanTheCutlasshide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for M.I. High, Dani’s Castle, 4 O'Clock Club, and Press Gang. Previously C.1.3.L.U.N.4.7 Previously: starshipheartofg-erti Currently: TheCrayon'sMoreThanTheCutlass I wanted to put "The Crayon's Mightier Than The Cutlass" but it had too many characters. Like most of my stories. So I said I was done writing fanfic, but it turns out I'm a massive geek who can't keep away. I'm probably not gonna write for M.I. High, 4 o'Clock Club or Dani's Castle anymore, but I'll leave my old stories up in case people still want to read them. I'm probably gonna focus on Harry Potter, as I reawakened my childhood obsession with it, and now I can't stop. Quotes from my role models "Life. Don't talk to me about life." - Marvin the Paranoid Android ""What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" - Arthur Dent "You ask a glass of water." - Ford Prefect" "Don't try to outweird me. I get things weirder than you with my breakfast cereal." - Zaphod Beeblebrox "What are you supposed to do with a manically depressed robot?" - Trillian/Tricia MacMillan "You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot?" - Marvin the Paranoid Android. "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." - Zaphod Beeblebrox "The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams, without whom the above quotes wouldn't have existed Things I have learned from my fandoms: If someone claims to be from Guilford, they are obviously from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Beetleguese (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) The best way to bake a potato is to put in in an autoclave (Polyoaks) Never trust a sentence that starts 'With respect ...' (Falco) All cupboards contain lifts (M.I. High) You don't need a leather jacket to save the world, but it does make it look cooler (Doctor Who) Head teachers are insecure (4 O'Clock Club) A woman's intuition is the best (Paul Temple) Purple is not a starsign (Press Gang) Pigs are abundant across the Galaxy (Paradise Lost in Space) Just listen to the warrior princess (Elvenquest) What an altimeter is (Cabin Pressure) What a Hufflepuff is (AVPM/S/SY) Hot Topic used to be called Hot Issue (My Immortal) There is no reason to be afraid of death if you are descended from a long line of dead people (JFSP) No-one, and I mean no-one, disrespects Minerva McGonagall and gets away with it (Harry Potter) |
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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,310 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Our Time To Shine by Wall With A Fez reviews
This is the story of the Dumping Ground, starting when Arietta Rosenberg joined. This story is not sugar coated, and it is not light hearted; contains mature themes. Mostly rated a T, but there are certain (marked) chapters that may border on M material. Ships: Rick/OC, Johnny/Kitty, Johnny/OC, Tee/Tyler, as well as others. Guess who's back, back again. I am back, finally.
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 213,414 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - OC, Johnny T., Rick B., Tee T.
What If by FlyingWithRavens reviews
What if Katniss didn't volunteer for Prim? Can Prim make it out of The Hunger Games alive? What will it cost her, and how will it effect the ones she loves the most? Rated T because it's The Hunger Games. PrimxRory in later chapters. Sequel "What Is" is now up!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,679 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Prim E., Rory H. - Complete
Our Time (And Relative Dimension In Space) To Shine by Wall With A Fez reviews
The Dumping Ground is under threat, the Master wants to kill Arietta and Jemima. But the Doctor is at hand, and he has to tell Tee he isn't her brother, while letting the love of his life go. Rated T for Torchwood parts and just general strangeness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra] Jack H., Johnny T. - Complete
This Just Got Personal by RomanogersOurGirl reviews
All teams are reunited and have won the battle with KORPS after a fierce fight in Bali. But KORPS are still around, and then a gunshot is heard, followed by a scream. Third and final in the If We All Try trilogy. BlanexDaisy RosexOscar DanxZoe TomxAneisha
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Rose G., Oscar C.] [Daisy M., Blane W.] - Complete
Sire by IWillBelieveIt reviews
Zoe London is now just like Dan. A vampire. As Dan helps her adjust to this harsh new reality, Aneisha continues to strengthen her powers. She still wants William dead, but he seems to have a hold on Zoe that none of them can understand. What kind of hold does he have on her and just how much of it is effecting her transition from human to vampire?
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,434 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Zoe, Dan M.] [Tom T., Aneisha J.] - Complete
MI High - Always and Forever by SupernaturalRuinedMyLife reviews
Rose, Oscar and Carrie have graduated to full MI9 agents. Now, they are working against KORPS rather than SKUL. Already greatly respected throughout MI9, everything seems perfect. But then a mission goes wrong and one of them starts getting attacked on two fronts - past and present. Sequel to the Deep Cover Mission.
M.I. High - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Oscar C., Rose G., Carrie S., Stella K.
The Impossible by RomanogersOurGirl reviews
The team seem pretty content after the two proposals. But one mistake leads to another. And another. And another. The team will find this out the hard way. Sequel to If we all try, please read that first to understand what's happening. Please review! I don't own M.I.High or any of the characters. Also I would really appreciate it if you could do the poll on my profile page!
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Rose G., Blane W., Tom T., Keri S. - Complete
The Days Before Tomorrow: The Ribbons Of My Life by Wall With A Fez reviews
In the wind the ribbons fly, The story of Imitari's life Immy is back and she has a lot of new adventures and misadventures, friends will be found, lost and made and they will appreciate these days because these are the Days before tomorrow. Sequel to a Fresh Start. COMPLETE.
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 66,940 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Johnny T., Elektra P.] Tee T., OC - Complete
Thirst by IWillBelieveIt reviews
When Dan, Tom, Zoe and Aneisha stay at a secluded campsite for the weekend, Zoe discovers something about Dan - a dark, dangerous secret that he's been keeping from everyone. When his secret is revealed, it sets in motion a chain of events that's going to change the way they all see the world. Pairings: Zan and Toneisha.
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,870 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Dan M., Zoe] [Aneisha J., Tom T.] - Complete
If we all try by RomanogersOurGirl reviews
After leaving Edward Dixon Halliday's Unit, Rose and Carrie just carried on with life. But when the new team start to struggle, will they swallow their pride and come back together? And will the return of old characters bring out the best in everyone? This is my first fanfic and a apologise in advance for any mistakes. I don't own M.I. High or any of the characters.
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Carrie S., Daisy M., Dan M., Keri S. - Complete
MI High - The Deep Cover Mission by SupernaturalRuinedMyLife reviews
Oscar and Carrie are shocked when Rose is happy to see two invaders in HQ. They turn out to be Blane and Daisy, called by Frank and Lennie because there is a deep-cover mission they are all going to take together. Once they are all undercover, what will happen at Penhallows?
M.I. High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,652 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Oscar C., Rose G., Carrie S., Blane W. - Complete
Life by IWillBelieveIt reviews
Sequel to Strength. It's been a month since Mastermind's removal from Zoe and she & Dan have been together ever since, but every action has to have a reaction. KORPS are angry at Dan and Zoe for their refusal to allow Mastermind the possession of Zoe's mind. Dan and Zoe must face the consequences of their actions, but at what price? Rated for swearing and suggestive scenes.
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,225 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Dan M., Aneisha J., Tom T., Zoe - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 11,506 - Follows: 9,749 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Strength by IWillBelieveIt reviews
When she spoke, it wasn't her voice. It was deep and dark and cruel. Zoe was gone. It was only a monster with her face now. A story based on the idea of what might have happened if Dan and Aneisha and Tom had been too late to get to Zoe in Final Endgame and the aftermath of that. Rated T. Now Completed!
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Dan M., Zoe, Mastermind - Complete
Don't Look Now by gladrags2012 reviews
An incident within the team leaves their confidence low, then a further blow is struck. Frank calls for help from some old friends. Can everyone pull together to rebuild the team ?
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Aneisha J., Dan M., Tom T., Zoe - Complete
The Days Before Tomorrow: A Fresh Start by Wall With A Fez reviews
Immy never meant to wreck her family's life, she never meant to get both her parents arrested, she never meant to upset everyone, she never meant to get her and her siblings put in a children's home. Immy tries to make a fresh start, but her siblings aren't so keen and what will happen when the house find out her secret? COMPLETE
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,762 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Rick B., OC] [Johnny T., Elektra P.] - Complete
She's My Prim, Stupid by aradian nights reviews
Buttercup does not like Rory. He makes HIS Prim act funny. So Buttercup does the logical thing- he decides to bite him. No Spoilers, Catching Fire, RoryxPrim. Slight humor thrown around. Light foreshadowing to Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Prim E., Rory H.
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
A Marriage Law Defeated by krachum reviews
For everyone who ever thought the marriage law plot was an incredibly dumb excuse for a lack of imagination. How the houses of Hogwarts united thanks to minister Fudge's stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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A Wrong Number reviews
Who remembers that time when Moffat set up Kenny and The Girl From Dublin (Kelly) for a whole two series and then did nothing? Yeah, me too. So I fixed it. Alternative ending to S3E3. One-Shot
Press Gang - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
Year 9 have been chosen to do the Nativity Play at Saint Hope's this year. But the class doesn't get on, and SKUL seem determined to ruin it. Christmas Special. BLAISY! Now rated as a T. Final chapter now up. Chapter 13 is set the day after chapter 12, despite it being posted a year later.
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Blane W., Daisy M.] Rose G. - Complete
What happens after reviews
Series of Raitlyn one-shots set after each episode. Chapter 12 is set after S2E11. Please R&R : )
Dani’s Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Complete
Dead Flowers reviews
It's Valentine's Day, but Lynda doesn't give a toss. One-shot
Press Gang - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Complete
Melissa's Valentine's Day reviews
Melissa watches others enjoying Valentine's day. They're having a great time, but you know what, stuff them, she has biscuits, and everyone knows that single people have more fun anyway. One-shot. A wee bit of Zan.
M.I. High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Zoe, Dan M.] Melissa A., Bryon D. - Complete
Valentine's Disco reviews
Josh wants to go to the Valentine's day with Rachel. Rachel wants to go with Neil-from-French. Agnes was suposed to be going with Neil-from-French. What is going to happen? One-shot
4 O'Clock Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Agnes, Josh C. - Complete
Mirage reviews
When a new French assistant turns up at the school, Dan is over the moon, but is it just a mirage? One-shot, mentioned Zan. (The cover picture is Dan and an oasis-pool-mirage thing, if you're wondering why there's a mountain behind him) I don't own M.I. High
M.I. High - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Dan M., OC, Tom T. - Complete
The poets of MI9 reviews
Some poems about the M.I. High agents
M.I. High - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - M.I.9 - Complete
You can always judge a man by his shoes reviews
One-shot of Lenny and Miss Templeman's wedding. Helenny, Blaisy and a tiny bit of Strose.
M.I. High - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [H. Templeman, Lenny B.] [Daisy M., Blane W.] - Complete
Gold or silver? reviews
Just a one-shot about Oscar and Carrie's friendship, and how it might be blooming into something more.
M.I. High - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Carrie S., Oscar C., Avril F. - Complete
Deja vu reviews
Rose has another mission, dealing with an old enemy. But circumstances have changed, and now the tables are turning...
M.I. High - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Rose G. - Complete
I'd like to have a little chat reviews
'I'd like to have a little chat' This cannot be good. Has Mrs King found out about M.I. High? It turns out that she wants to talk about a very different matter. One-shot
M.I. High - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Aneisha J., H. King - Complete
A walk in the park reviews
An Easter one-shot, about when Stuart finds out about Rose's job, and Tom and Aneisha finally become a couple.
M.I. High - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Rose G., Stewart C.] [Aneisha J., Tom T.] - Complete
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