KhajiitJesterhide bio
 Poll: "Rival Shopkeepers" Ending scene, I need you're help with what I should use to complete my story. You are free to choose which ending you desire to see:3 Vote Now! |
 Author has written 8 stories for Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Legend of Zelda. Hello and welcome to my profile, I am new and I would love to make friends and write stories for all. I am a fan of Bethesda games such as Oblivion and Skyrim, I have many favorite characters for example, Cicero. I am also a fan of Bioware games such as Dragon age Origins, awakening and etc I am a Roleplayer and cosplayer though I am shy to show in public, I love to draw and watch any type of anime (except for the disturbing ones) that is all... KHAJIIT RULES!! AND SO DOES GREY WARDENS!!! [Update August 1, 2018] I am back baby and here to complete what I left behind! (But I may be slow at it) and I don't intend on making any new stories (Maybe one-shots) until I complete the others. If you are wanting to rp or discuss anything, feel free to leave me a PM. I will be checking in on Tuesdays and Thursdays - |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Customer Is (Not) Always Right by Xandra Fox reviews
Follow the chronicles of Rupin the Gear Peddler as he scams unaware customers, tolerates irritating co-workers, and attempts to conquer his first world problems. Skyward Sword, as told through the eyes of a cynical shopkeeper.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,817 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Rupin
Bound By Legend by Ysavvryl reviews
There is a part of mythology know as the Legends of Zelda. Storytellers have long debated if this one counts as the important pieces are there, but the traditional moves aren't made. This is a tale of how the villain, the princess, and even the hero tried to fight the power of legend itself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,842 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 9/3/2016 - [Ganondorf, Link] Zelda, Shadow Link - Complete
Letters to Oyabin Ganondorf Dragmire by AriesDanger24 reviews
Au-ish It is basically Zelda with Yaoi and a mafia twist. Ganondorf, the leader of the Gerudo gang, went into the park like any other day, but something changed the day he saw a white envelope sitting atop his favorite bench. (Ganondorf X Link, don't like Yaoi or this pairing, then don't read.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,371 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Link, Ganondorf, Ghirahim, Demise
A series of undocumented events by SirShriek reviews
Silly one-shots of things that happen to the hero and their companions when they're not saving Thadas and think no-one is looking.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014
Link's Series Of Unfortunate Events by liamdude5 reviews
Link, Aryll, and Tetra are left in the care of Count Gannondorf after Gramma dies. But, he's evil. What are three orphans caught in a series of unfortunate events to do? Rated PG for action, crude humor, mild language, and mild romance.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Link, Ganondorf, Aryll, Tetra
Informed Consent by Seldavia reviews
Link agrees to a dubious truce when his battle with Ganondorf ends in a draw. The terms of the truce have strings attached, and Link's trust in Zelda is about to be greatly tested, as well as his wit and his strength. Power has a way of laying claim, but the Hero of Time belongs to nobody, least of all the Demon King.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Artificial Lover by blazingwolfheart reviews
An unlikely relationship forms between a medic and a robotic heavy. At first the medic isn't too thrilled about the relationship, but will he ever come to terms of enjoying it?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Medic, OC
Set The World On Fire by NarikoKaori reviews
Letha is a dark elf, a Dumner, she was born with her twin sister Ai in the high mountains of her homeland. They were separated when their lives were in danger and their family was killed. She was found by a older couple that couldn't have kids but raised her as one of their one When her eighteenth birthday came she was travelling to find her sister, but to no prevail. (Idk ooc?)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - OC, Cicero V., Molag Bal, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Ask the creepypastas by Creepypastagirl103 reviews
So here you can ask the creepypastas whatever question you want. Just ask it in the reviews.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015
The Hero's Mask by RedRupee20 reviews
Link has left Hyrule and it is up to his closest friends to bring him home. While Link believes he is questing in the alternative reality of Termina, his rescuers, with the aid of a mysterious mask salesman, are fighting to keep him going and to prevent him from being trapped in a realm that isn't quite what it seems.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Malon, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru
The Mask Within by splicercookie reviews
After the defeat of Corypheus, Alina Lavellan and her companions struggle to put back together a world torn by the chaos. Within, she struggles with her own shattered heart, plagued with thoughts of the one who broke it, and the potential of the one who may put her back together.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,691 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Cullen, Solas, Lavellan
Forbidden Love by YaoiOtakuWriter reviews
Slender lived peacefully in his forest, away from any annoying, despicable humans. He hated the lying, helpless mortals, however, when three comes into his domain, one tied, and two planning to leave the other to rot, what is he to do? Will he end up falling for one of them, his hated enemies? Yaoi ahead
Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - OC, Slender
Goddess of Time: Hero's Curse by Katjae reviews
This is sort of a collection of stories I've been working on. It deals with the timeline, and I'm not quite sure HOW I'm going to weave them all in, if I even get that far.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Link, Zelda, Happy Mask Salesman, Aryll
Groin Strain by DancingGrimm reviews
The story of the time that Scout got both his feet stuck behind his head and everyone was a jerk about it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Scout, Demoman, Medic, Spy - Complete
Welcome to the Inquisition by Gimme Mocha reviews
Three men. One crazy woman. A lot of cliffs. Inspired by all the mad scrambling and jumping to get to the shards. It's really not at all sane. Spoiler if you haven't gotten to Skyhold yet!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Inquisitor, Blackwall, Iron Bull, Solas - Complete
Forgiveness by Sazuka57 reviews
Zavran never knew that he and Alistair were friends.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Zevran A. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Everyone's Favorite (or not) Happy Mask Salesman! by SomeLoafOfBread reviews
Have you ever wanted to give payback on that creepy character who freaked you out in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask? Here we have 20 ways for you to do it! 20 ways to annoy our favorite (or not!) Mask Salesman!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Happy Mask Salesman
So Be It by Twilit Lady of Majesty reviews
The Happy Mask Salesman visits Princess Zelda, and offers her a gift.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Zelda, Happy Mask Salesman - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Rival Shopkeepers reviews
Just another day at the Bazaar for Rupin in his shop, but what happens when a new shopkeeper comes in and makes more sales than him? Will Rupin hold out his white flag in defeat or will he play dirty to get back his customers? Who is this man and why is his smile haunting Rupin? (May contain darkhumor, violence and embarrassing moments) Updates will be made for your enjoyment! :3
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,017 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Happy Mask Salesman, Rupin
The Furry Inquisitor reviews
(Sequel to By The Will Of Sithis or Maker)When Sabriz's son is sent to another world, the young khajiit is set on a path he does not yet understand? It's up to Cassandra and the rest to teach him, though he keeps dark secrets that only he knows. Will it last? Or will a certain Qunari figure him out before the end?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 2/1/2015 - OC, Cassandra P., Iron Bull, Solas
By the will of Sithis or Maker reviews
Ferelden has a new Hero or Villain and He is Fluffy, Look out world because a fluffy jester has been lose and he will turn your world upside down in seconds! What will he do first, Dance, Sing or make the people go crazy... well he not crazy but other think he may be a Mad Jester. (Warning, may content swearing, romance and etc) Laughter is key when dealing with a broody man
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,926 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - OC, Alistair, Loghain M. T.
New Gerudo Prince reviews
Gerudo has a king and yet none would could not birth a child, He plans on taking over Hyrule once more but something in his path prevented him from doing so. the unknown child glares at the king and the king glares back, is this child going to be the cause of his death or the cause of a new world.(WARNING: May contain swearing, yaoi talk and etc) I added the happy mask salesman too
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Zelda, Ganondorf] Link, OC
Daily Lives
Ever wonder what its like for the characters once you stop playing the game, well check out how I think of them when you annoy one person and annoy another. Warning: may contain some Swearing
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Happy Mask Salesman - Complete
A fluffy Warrior reviews
Ganondorf takes a stroll in the Market but he in counters a something strange and unusual, will this ruin his ego or will it disappear?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Ganondorf - Complete
The dread Wolf in mortal form
Duncan tells a story of How he met an unusual elf with a strange name, he wonders if it was the right thing to do when he saved the boy or was it a curse. Find out what happened when Duncan met the boy in the forest. "If you go out in the woods today. You're sure of a big surprise" (Warning: may contain gore, violence, swearing and romance) (CHAPTER 5 HAS BEEN RE-WRITEN)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,340 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Duncan, OC] Alistair
Picking is Normal
Theron took a moment to look around the camp when he was surprised by the sight when he caught Oghren doing something, Theron becomes disgusted by his new view but Oghren says otherwise. (Dragon age and bioware is not owned by me, I just play it) This is set before they head into Denerim to meet up at Eamon
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Oghren, Zevran A., Mahariel
