Rachel's hiding something...a secret underground lair complete with huge laser gun, where blondes are being taught to handle weapons and heavy machinery...can she be stopped?

Have you ever noticed how the beginnings of the Animorphs books are just the same thing recycled? Well, I've designed them some...ahem...alternate beginnings...Heh.

A Matrix fanfic written by two practiced random humour fanfic authors involving a massive leather coat burglary that leaves Neo traumatised and Trinity under the control of a poncho..and the Oracle is addicted to gambling. Please R&R, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Morgan faces her bizzarrest enemies ever in the form of tiny evil glove puppet Sooty and his accomplices...oh, and the Wicca Council are stereotypical evil bad guys. Yes. Because I say so. Look, everyone knows they are really! Just read the fanfic.

The cast of Black Books all end up going out and getting hobbies, for various reasons. Bernard (reluctantly) takes up ballet! Fran becomes a compulsive stamp collector! Manny nearly breaks free into the outside world!

are temporarily transformed into Buffy characters! Killian is turned into tweed-wearing Giles, Cal resurrected...now also a LOTR spell and HP spell in next chapters.