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Joined 05-31-14, id: 5767159, Profile Updated: 11-15-18
Author has written 4 stories for Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, and Detroit: Become Human.

Just a little info here really, seeing as there's nothing much else to put...

I update my profile more than my stories.

I had at least twenty stories on here, now there are three.

Most are dead and never returning.

I deleted the others as they were so far below my acceptable standard.

Those that are still on here are old as balls - I was probably around 10 - 13 when they were written. I was born in 2001 - is that too much info? meh.

If you want to criticize, or hate on my stories I probably wont care as they are mostly old as balls.

I rarely write as I am a bit of a perfectionist and nothing in my head comes out as it should, e.g. Plots, Characters, Writing in general...

Anybody who bothers to put up a disclaimer on a site called FAN has my utter respect for bothering to. Well done, super paranoid/polite people!

I am a proud Hufflepuff - Newt Scamander is the best.

My wand is Rowan wood with a Dragon heartstring core apparently 12 1/2 inch that's surprisingly swishy and flexible.

I'm a Virgo Zodiac.

My personality Type is INFP-T Which stands for Introversion (I), Intuitive (N), Feeling (F), Prospecting (P), and Turbulent (T). This puts me in the Mediator/Diplomat/Idealist group.

An official Geek who has wasted most of your time if you bothered to read this...

Uhm... Bands are nice, here are some: Mitski Mitski, Mother Mother, Panic! at the Disco.

Musicals? Try: Heathers, Waitress, Sound of Music, Greatest Showman and Hamilton.

Oh! And I will never understand American spellings. Why do you need to remove the letter 'u', what did it do to you guys?! Was there a great massacre of the letter u? (sarcastic of course)

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Attack on The Underground City by Cranberryfriend reviews
Commander Erwin brings Levi and the Cadets on a mission in the Underground City that Levi grew up in. There have been kidnappings, but the men they were told to look for have already been arrested. Levi believes he knows who is truly responsible: Kenny Ackerman. But things don't go according to plan when Armin gets mysteriously abducted, and enlisted into Underground battles.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 9/10/2015
The Adventures of Zimba Baggins by Legolosluver2001 reviews
BILBO'S UNEXPECTED JOURNEY INTO PARENTHOOD. One day Bilbo finds a baby and raises her as his own, wat follows is an adventure that is sure to change both of them. Contains yaoi and lots of romance and adventur. Please like and follow and leave comments nd constructive cristisism but be nice. (: (I had to reupload because our computer die lol but i'm back now)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 6/25/2016 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Legolas, OC
Misdirect by SneezySoul reviews
Jack becomes sick, the guardians look for what made him so.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Guardians of Childhood series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
The Acceptance Letters by The Book Keeper a.k.a. Etamin reviews
[REVISING] Introduction and prologue snippets of the Big Four, before they entered Hogwarts. The Rebel from the Highlands, the Trickster with an Enchantment for Snow, the Viking who Tamed the Dragons, and the Heir to the Lost Duchy of Corona — A Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons / RotBTD Hogwarts AU
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel, Jack Frost, Man in the Moon
The Gathering of the Four by Daniel Goldhorn reviews
A Viking who can ride on dragonback; a princess with a healing gift; a warrior from a wooded kingdom; a queen who commands ice at a whim; a cursed ring, found lying in a tidal pool; and a prophecy that chains them all together. The Guardians find themselves scrambling to collect them, for dark forces are already at play, and an ancient evil is reaching to return. A LOTR crossover.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,469 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Outcast by XanonymousXX reviews
Hunted by his own kind, injured, alone, accused of a murder of a prince of hell he did not commit, Sebastian Michealis escapes from Hell's prisons in an attempt to restore his name and rank. Though, trying to catch the real killer is harder than one might think, especially with more than demons out gunning for him.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Claude F., Ash L.
Something Right by caynaise reviews
Levi wasn't your typical kid. That much was obvious. But Kenny never thought a mere child could throw his convictions into uncertainty and conflict. As their lives connect, he finds that there is more to living than trampling on others.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Levi A., Kenny A. - Complete
My Stars and Your Valleys by ketren reviews
COMPLETE. Sci-fi AU. Jack Frost is a just a starship pilot trying to earn a living, but when he's hired to fly the Guardian and its crew of bigwig do-gooders to the edge of the known universe, the job could be more than he bargained for. Throw in vanishing children, stolen goods, bounty hunters, and weird superpowers, and maybe Jack should've stayed on his home planet after all.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,973 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Jack's sister - Complete
The Art of Being Okay by killertoits reviews
The one where Jack writes and smiles and starves; but it's okay because he's fine. Warnings for mental illnesses / eating disorders. Human!AU. Writer!Jack. Modern day, New York setting with Guardian and Rise as organizations for supporting writers and artists from impoverished families - families like the Bennetts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,151 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Tooth, Baby Tooth - Complete
A Pinch of Belladonna by E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
Winter's Time by Drowning Ostrich reviews
For three hundred years, no one took much notice of Jack. But now he's not the only one who is wondering WHY. As the Guardians come together around their winter child, they discover so much more to the story… and the answer may very well hold the entire world in the balance. Full plot, not one-shots. H/C, Fluff, Adventure, Family (no pairings).
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,121 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, Tooth, Sandy
All I Want by Ham Atom reviews
North finds a letter Jack wrote a long time ago, only a few short years after becoming Jack Frost. It's a letter of particular interest to North. It's a letter…to Santa. North and Jack father/son bonding and sweetness. Guardians as family. Complete.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
ROTBTD: Four Against Fear by LegendaryRaconteuse reviews
A Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons fic where the four are enrolled in their last year at Hogwarts, this is the story of how Jack gains his powers, Rapunzel finds her family, Hiccup trains Toothless, and Merida changes her fate. All the while, they battle Pitch and unveil the Hallows. Late 1600s. Jackunzel, Merricup, Hicastrid, Flynn-Rapunzel; K-Plus (violence/innuendos slightly T)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,607 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Albus D., Sybill T., Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Final Four by DisneyDame88 reviews
A week after Jack and the Guardians have defeated Pitch, Jack is contemplating why he is the only one to have lost his memories. But the return of Pitch and the evil Pandora throws the world into chaos once more, so North reveals a legend of the Final Four. It is their destiny to seal Pandora's Box once and for all, but who are these four, and where are the keys they need?
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,645 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost - Complete
Snow Angel by KarToon12 reviews
One shot: All Jamie's mom ever prayed for was for him to be happy and protected. So when she finds her prayer answered in the unlikeliest way, her very beliefs will be put to the ultimate test.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
His Mother's Son by Laura Schiller reviews
Bungo Baggins will not allow his son to follow Belladonna's example.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Snow and Honey by Asidian reviews
She is two and a half, and Jack can't stand to see her cry. It is the dead of winter, and the harvest this year is the worst he can remember. There is not food enough to go around, and though the adults bear it silently– though Jack, impressed with his own status as big brother, bears it silently– his sister is still too small to pretend.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Ave Verum Corpus by Nardaviel reviews
Light before the Death Note, in D major. Prompt set from 18coda@LJ.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Aftermath by ruth baulding reviews
The Zygerrian slaving crisis is over, and its Jedi heroes walk away unscathed - or not.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
In Which There Is Awkward Sex by afullmargin reviews
Much as the title would suggest, Nicholas and Danny actually go for it… though a bit awkwardly. Slash
Hot Fuzz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Draw the Curtains by mellish reviews
Set right after chapter 12. Sebastian, Ciel, and a spilled bowl of milk. He's never had to do the cleaning up himself before. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Most Painful by SparrowofTruth93 reviews
ok this is a Hot Fuzz fic but there is no Hot Fuzz section. Well this is alittle smutty post movie fic. Nicholas and Danny are in love. Their first time. Oneshot
Hot Fuzz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
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Only One reviews
After Hank leaves Cyberlife Connor decides there cannot be a repeat of his encounter with Connor model 60. So to prevent anyone else from being hurt he decides he needs to do something about it. - Crossposted from AO3. Not my picture.
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2018 - Connor - Complete
Hogwarts: Together they stand (Dead) reviews
The Big Four enter their first year at Hogwarts, what will they find? Friendship, rivalry, heroism? Whatever their hopes for a normal year at Hogwarts were are abolished when they first meet; a girl with glowing hair, a boy with astounding adaptation, an unwilling noble, and a free spirited ice prodigy. But what if there's more to the school than meets the eye? -Sorry, it's dead!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons Movie (Dead) reviews
The four teens and their kingdoms are taken to another dimension/world to watch their movie. NO ROMANCE Gonna be honest - I forgot entirely about this, I wrote it years ago, and without meaning to brag, my writing has gotten slightly better. Sorry if you were interested, I might do a redo, but not likely. Sorry, I hate it when this happens to me but this was just an awful story.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
Back to Childhood reviews
The guardians get in a fight with the nightmares when Jack falls through Father Time's tower and gets turned into a baby, he must grow up all over again.(Jack is not a teenager in a babies body)plus I'm English and I know Jack's American I just like the English words better than American(no offence meant we all have our own opinions).
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie, OC - Complete