...Hi? Well, I'm...That Random Author...and...well.

I write, I guess, for 39 clues, PJO, HOO, and, of course, Harry Potter.

And..I suppose...check out AmbushImagine's fanfics? I will very modestly say they're worth a read.

Ships:

39 CLUES: Amiam, Jamy, Evamy (I know, I know...weird, but I just don't care who Amy's with. Ian is smug and Jake is funny and Evan is sweet), Natalie/Hamilton, Dan/Natalie.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus: Rachel/Luke (Uuuuhh... Thalia/Luke (makes more sense than Lukeabeth..) Percy/Annabeth, Nico/Will, Leo/Reyna, Leo/Calypso, Frank/Hazel, Jason/Piper (she is so NOT a Mary-Sue!), Hedge/Mellie, and so ooon...

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione (my OTP!), Harry/Ginny, Molly/Arthur, Bill/Fleur, Swish/Flick (Haha, Flitwick), Fred/Katie, George/Angelina, Remus/Nymphadora (Tonks), Remus/Sirius (Uh...), Sirius/Marlene, Teddy/Victoire, Draco/Hermione, Scorpius/Rose (next gen. OTP!), Draco/Astoria, James/Lily, Kingsley/Madam Bones.

Maze Runner Trilogy: Brenda/Thomas, Teresa/Thomas, Newt/Minho. Though it just isn't fair- Thomas makes out with Brenda after Teresa dies. I know he didn't exactly feel the same way about her ever since Scorch Trials, but still...

Hunger Games: Peeta/Katniss, Haymitch/Effie...(Uh...)

Loot:...No real ships here. It wasn't...you know...shippy. I SO do not ship Izzy/March!

Twilight:...No. just, no. Well...*slight squirm* MAYbe I kinda ship Jasper/Alice?

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I hate bashing- all bashing in general. Which is why I tend to stay away from Harmione fics. The authors bash Ron and Ginny to no end and it gets annoying after a while. Dumbledore bashing sucks, too. He made mistakes in his life, like everyone else, and then people start accusing him of being evil and manipulative.

Snape bashing is perhaps, the worst. Snape? Really?

Bashing that I LIKE: Bellatrix bashing, Octavian bashing, bad-guy bashing, etc.

Ships I detest:

PJO: Percy/Rachel, Percy/Thalia, Thalia/ Nico, Artemis/Percy, (Insert Goddess Here)/Percy, Nico/Percy (SOLANGELO!) Annabeth/Luke, Percy/Reyna, Percy/Anyone who's not Annabeth, Reyna/Jason (come ON, people!), Leo/Nico (DON'T SINK MY SOLANGELO SHIP!), Rachel/Octavian.(Do you really hate Rachel THAT much?). Poseidon/Athena...(Really? No, really?). Hazel/Leo. (Sorry, peeps. Frazel for life.)

HP: Harry/Hermione (for the sole purpose that it makes Ginny and Ron the subject of so much bashing), Blaise/Ginny...(Ummmm...), Draco/Harry (Harry's too good fro Draco, although Draco IS kinda cute), Draco/Ron (NOW THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS!), Lavender/Ron, Anyone besides Hermione/Ron, Teddy/Dominique, Albus/Scorpius (SCOROSE FOR LIFE!) Lily/Scorpius (...Scorose?), Snape/Lily.

I believe that there is no problem so big that it can't be blamed on someone else.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer that steps back to admire his work.

A person is like a parachute, if he's not there for you the first time you need him, chances are, you may not need him again.

Parents spend the first days of our life teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of our days telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who ever says that words don't hurt have obviously never been hit with a dictionary.

It takes less muscles to smile that frown, and lesser still to ignore that person completely.

Bye ya'll peace out dudes!!!!!