Hey everyone. My name is E, and I am completely new to the world of fanfiction. I've been reading for years, and I feel I am good enough to post stories of my own now. Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile. Have a nice day, stay cool!

My tumblr is getpitchslappedbechloe

Some of my Favorite things (in no particular order)

Favorite Movies: Pitch Perfect, Hairspray, Napoleon Dynamite.

Favorite Books: Wonder, The Invention of Hugo Cabret, The Fault in our Stars.

Favorite T.V. shows: Catfish, Full House, Phineas and Ferb, (no, i'm not 8, if that is what you're thinking.), The Fosters.

Hobbies: Drawing, DJ-ing (I liked to DJ before Pitch Perfect came out, btw.), Writing.

Favorite Songs: Bad Enough For You-All Time Low, Light 'em Up-Fall Out Boy, Snap Out Of It-Arctic Monkeys, R U Mine?-Arctic Monkeys

Ships I...Ship?: Bechloe (Pitch Perfect), RachelZoe (Zapped), RylieMaya (Girl Meets World), PJSpencer (Good Luck Charlie), CallieBrandon(The Fosters), Scomiche (SUPERFRUIT), That is pretty much all I can think of right now.

Favorite YouTubers: SUPERFRUIT, Tyler Oakley, Joey Graceffa, grav3yardgirl

Favorite Color: The color of carrot juice, not quite orange, not quite red.

Favorite Bands: Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Arctic Monkeys, Blink 182, The Script, One Republic, Imagine Dragons, 5SOS

Favorite Singers: Beyonce,Ed Sheeran, Ariana Grande, Vance Joy, Skrillex (if that counts as a singer)

Favorite FanFiction(s): Just Say Yes- sinandmisery, The Mitchells- Knope.We.Can

Useless Facts About Me

I wear beanies like all the time, no joke.

I only trust two people in my life: Andrei and Piper. (I know you have no clue who they are, but they're very important to me :)) Actually, make that three: accioyana.

This goes along with the above fact: Accoiyana has been nothing but nice to me, so thanks a bunch, girl, I appreciate it. Andrei is like, so cool, draws reallllly cool stuff. Even though he doesn't understand my problems, he tries to and that is what matters. Piper... I could go on for days about Piper. She is like a sister to me, I can tell her anything and she gets it, and I don't know how, but just talking to her makes me feel happy. It's like she makes me a better person, but she just doesn't know it;).

I play the trombone, and i'm not conceded, but i'm pretty damn good at playing the trombone. :P

I am like friggin in LOVE with school supplies. I know it's weird, but I don't care.

I like listening, so if you need to, or just want to talk, pm me and I will try to reply once I figure out this website.

I am tall for my age, but weak and have no basketball skills.

When I am sad or mad or upset I listen to music non-stop all day long.

I like drawing, but I don't show people my drawings.

"Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his head out"- UnknownSource.

(ME)

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fan fictions copy and paste this on your profile (EVERYDAY)

If you don't like it when people tell other authors to get off Fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile.(YOU GET OFF IF Y'ALL GUNNA BE LIKE DAT)

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile(THANKS 4 THE REVIEWS MAH PEEPS)

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.(HMM...DO I? YES YOU DO. OK THANKS. NO PROBLEM I'LL BE HERE FOREVER!)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile(BE-FRIGGIN-CHLOE)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile(WELCOME TO E-LANDIA!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile(WHAT WAS I GUNNA SAY?)

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile(ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE ONE THAT FARTS ON MY HEAD OR THE ONE THAT TALKS W/ A BRITISH ACCENT ALL THE GODDAMN TIME?) NO OFFENCE TO BRITISH PEOPLE.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"

16. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

17. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

18. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

20. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

21. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

22. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

27. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

28. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

29. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

33.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. TP as much of the store as possible.

36. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

37. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

38. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

39. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

40. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

41. Take bets on the battle described above.

42. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

43. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

44. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

45. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

46. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

47. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

48. Two words: "Marco Polo."

49. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

50. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

54. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'

18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'

19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.

I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. Bolds are the ones I am.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I do GYMNASTICS, so I MUST be a skinny bitch.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (only this summer.)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN(a little), so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT(once or twice), so I MUST be EMO.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE(eh, i'm human.), so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like SLEEPING so I MUST be antisocial.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I'M A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN.

I'M A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY.

I have OCD so I MUST be in control of EVERYTHING.

I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIME.

I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist.

I live with my PARENTS, so I MUST NOT BE RESPONSIBLE and MUST depend on them for everything.

I'm a WOMAN, so I MUST be OVER DRAMATIC and ASKING for it.

I'm a WOMAN, so I MUST'VE SLEPT in order to get my job.

I have blue eyes and blond hair, so I MUST CARE about how I look.

I have DYSLEXIA, so I MUST get held back and fail classes.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST know everything about art and be good at anything revolved around art.

I DON'T TALK MUCH, so that MUST mean I have NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO SAY