A creative man with little time somehow ends up bringing tiny creations to life. Monty Oum finds his tiny creations hard to pull himself away from, and they seem to like him a little too much for them to leave him. A simple life becomes humorously complex.

Ozpin dies and Ryu from Street Fighter is brought to life to replace him. The epic sequel to the critically acclaimed Brazzbluers and the famed nominee for the "What Do I Write In Ten Minutes" contest that I just made up. (If you look closely, Penny makes a cameo in pieces.)

There's always a certain kind of Jaune Arc in a fan-made story, and it's always never the actual Jaune. Who the heck is Jaune, anyway?

Brazzbluers' fighters finally try to kill each other by coming into many holes as hard and fast as they can.

Ozpin writes his thoughts about Saint Patrick's Day.

Ren expands his dong as Ozpin desires to see Yang licking Blake's cowbell.

Because one bullying incident wasn't enough, Cardin tries to show an unfortunate Ruby Rose the darkest pieces of his mind, but is interrupted by a masked Jaune pretending to be Hakumen… Or at least, everyone thought he was pretending. A song-fic like no other.

Cardin discovers Winchester and finally finds a way to truly redeem himself.

Ruby Rose suddenly turns into Ragna the Bloodedge.

Nora gives Ren some shades to feel more confident!

A man named Ridley F. Smash is on a dread quest of unfound hatred and cruelty because of Smash Bros. It is up to Jaune Arc to go kill himself before Velvet makes love with him and gives birth to Cardin Winchester.

Cardin Winchester experiences a dream where he is a sandwich containing Cardin Winchester.

Yang has a dream about Babe Rubes, the polar opposite of her baby Rose.