Age: I'm literally halfway there to becoming ancientT_T (mid-teens).

Hobbies: Reading, writing (have a gold star if you guessed correctly!), being fabulous, fantasising about love stories that will never occur to me in reality, pretending to be an endangered unicorn, socialising on the internet and irl, stealing yo' girl, watching mangoes and reading animoos, and generally going full-out retard.

Favourite Colour: Slash my nipples and call me jester, because i don't ever recall having a favourite colour. If I was suddenly being tortured and they were pressing me for my favourite colour (don't ask me how I got into that situation), then the first thing I'd say is probably ocean blue. I don't actually know what type of blue that is, but it sounds believable.

Favourite Anime: If you ever thought about asking this to anyone who loves anime, I will mentally slit your throat.

Favourite Manga: Again, if you want a sharp pain across your neck and think you can pull off the 'bloody' look, I'd say go ahead and ask me this.

Aims In Life: I have a new ambition everyday, hence why I'm failing the education system. I want to be a Forensic Psychologist/Author/Journalist/Chemist/Doctor/Nurse and part-time housewife (when I want to give up on life and my goals). Literally, I could put on my CV that I'm WonderWoman because I am amazeballs.

Why is a mentally unstable being like yourself on Fanfiction.net?: I've been reading fanfics for a while now (3 years maybe); some are so amazing I confuse it with the actual storyline and some I thought should be globally illegal and unavailable for human eyes, like legit no lie. I have a lot of ff authors that have inspired me to create my own endings/versions of my favourite stories. So now, I want to share my messed up thoughts with the world. You're welcome, my sweet whoreos.

Turn-offs: If you can't punctuate, re-evaluate your life. Poor grammar really turns me off when I'm reading. In my writing, I have some grammar issues because: a) I free-write b) I don't think about what I write I just do c) I never check my work afterwards, hypocrite movements. Anyway, poor spelling and grammar. I hate shippers who are self-righteous and narrow-minded.

Turn-ons: Only for my future husband to know, you slaggity slags.

Who are ya? Who are ya?: None of your crusty ass business. But I am from Britishland so expect English spellings.

Genuinely hope you whoreos enjoy my stories and will support me as I grow as a writer. Hope you can enjoy the journey we embark on together with the characters I choose to write about. GTFO my face/profile. Peace out sluts.

Pairings:
NaruHina
SasuSaku
ShikaIno
MeixYamato
SawakoxKazehaya
IchiHime
GrUvia
NaLu
JErza
StingxYukino
RoguexYukino
StingxRogue
StingxMinerva
RoguexMinerva
RoguexMinervaxSting
SPringles
Jeasha (JeanxSasha)
JeanMarco
EruRi
RiRen
RenjixRukia
IshiHime
IshidaxNemu

WARNING: I have other faves I'll add to the lists but generally, I love these. If I don't particularly like a story or certain ships, I'm entitled to my own opinion, as are you. Just because I may not like a story from a particular author because it's a different ship to mine, I won't hate it. For example, if there's a GrUvia author who is amazing but happens to ship NaruSaku, I won't hate them because of who they ship. I will support you as a GrUvia shipper but that doesn't necessarily mean I'll bash you or hate you for shipping NaruSaku, because that's ignorant. But I don't care about who you ship, as long as you're stories are good, I hope you could support me on the same level!:D

Upcoming: More Gruvia! Soon NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno and Sting x Minerva!

I want to be a very good canon-universe writer! Some of the characters may be slightly OOC but I will tend to make mostly one shots because I don't think I can start something then finish it. Lel. I want to make a romantic story soon instead of the angst I'm accustomed to but I lack experience so mostly angst.

Update: 21/03/18

It's been 3-4 years. I'm now a barely functioning adult (18). I typed like a cr*ckhead. I was very ableist. I'm no longer a die hard anime fan. I'm a big kpop stan this past year and a bit. Life is great. Won't delete for memories.