Madeleine Swann has not always had such a rueful smile. [character study/backstory]

Somehow Bridget never expected motherhood to amount to her sitting on the toilet seat cover in her underwear with the remnants of a cocktail drying in her hair and William's milky vomit running down her stomach. All she'd tried to do is brush her teeth.

Stripper AU. First and foremost he did it to pay the rent, but that didn't mean he couldn't have a little fun.

William's first Halloween happens to be Mark's too. Prompt fill for elletromil.

Five times Bond noticed the details and the one time Q got the big picture.

They have different ways of welcoming one another home.

Q finds the microwave of his dreams, James Bond is unacquainted with modern day kitchen appliances, and Madeleine Swann has never been so happy they keep a fire blanket on the wall.

"Welcome back," Sebille Moran says eventually, when her tea is gone and Jim Moriarty is no closer to telling her why he's standing in her kitchen. "Let's try that once more with feeling."

She finally understands why her father used to sit on the bench outside, smoking cigarettes for hours on end in the dark.

Kingsman in the aftermath of V-Day runs on tea and sarcasm.

"If it weren't all strictly off the record," Bond mutters and looks up at him, "Mallory would have given you a medal of valour by now." "No, of course. It isn't everyday I put my career on the line for a hard headed bulldog by obfuscating national security records. I like to think you would have visited me in prison, if it got out of hand."

He has seven drinks - a bottle of British Bulldog, some fifty-year-old Macallan, and five familiarly bitter Vesper Martinis - before he slides in the tape and watches his past turn into the present. A SPECTRE take on Casino Royale.

Siren AU & Angel AU. She watches him cut through the water with from strokes: wings dragging through the water and he's running out of air faster than he can swim. Perhaps the body bags weren't arbitrary after all.

Angels & demons AU. With the sunrise already on the horizon, he has only half decent truths to offer.

Mycroft Holmes supposes there's something to be said about the general domestication of dating someone semi-permanently. Harry Hart doesn't mind telling him exactly what that is. Sequel to "the implications of dating a suited killer".

It's one thing to learn humility and another matter entirely to be beaten to a pulp with an umbrella. Part Three of the Lessons series.

It's a brief timespan between Merlin teaching Roxy a lesson and her putting a knife to Eggsy's skin. Part Two of the Lessons series.

Overalls and weaponized umbrellas aren't Kingsman's only traditions. Part One of the Lessons series.

He supposes sooner or later, when shagging a killer trained in the name of Queen and country, one has to consider the implications of dating a Kingsman. Sequel to "a gentleman's guide to modern day courtship".

If one were to ask Mycroft Holmes, buying suit related paraphernalia definitely substituted as flirting. Luckily Harry Hart gets the hint. Sequel to "between tea time and world domination".

Mycroft Holmes considers the war zone to lie beyond the edge of his teacup. Harry Hart isn't all that different.