WildMeiLinghide bio
Author has written 50 stories for Princess Diaries, Sound of Music, Addams Family, Perry Mason, Harry Potter, and Good Omens. I've been shipping and writing fanfiction since before I knew those were things to do. Some of my favorite ships are: Perry and Della Mulder and Scully Sirius and Remus Crowley and Aziraphale (whether they're making an Effort or just being who they are) and Clarisse and Joe (in case you can't tell by the bazillion Princess Diaries stories below) I have lots of things started, posted or otherwise. If you're here for "Raising Mia," I promise I am still working on it. If you're interested in the camping story, I am still working on that as well. I have learned my lesson though about posting multi-chapter fics before all chapters are, at the very least, solidly working drafts; and you probably won't see updates until I know the rest of the stories aren't far behind. One of my biggest projects that has come to a frustrating standstill is a Bad Joe (Princess Diaries) story. Marjorie Nescio is working on one of those as well, and we plan on posting simultaneously. Bad Joe, it turns out, is as elusive as he is intriguing, but I refuse to give up on him. So nice of you to stop by my profile! Thank you for being here today. ;) |
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Love without a lamb by Marjorie Nescio reviews
This birthday present features among others Rupert, Clarisse and Philippe.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
NHEAS by Marjorie Nescio reviews
Life isn't always a fairytale. These are the 'not happily ever after series'.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
If Nobody Noticed by PixieKayGirl reviews
Clarisse and Joseph arrive back at the palace after a, shall we say, particularly *enjoyable* limo ride. Silly, fun little sequel to WildMeiLing's silly and fun "Straight Faces." If you haven't read that one I strongly suggest reading it before reading this!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2019 - Clarisse R., Joe, Charlotte K., OC
With a spring in her step by Marjorie Nescio reviews
Taking a walk with her granddaughter the Queen is questioned about her friends Joseph and 'B'.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2019 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe - Complete
perfect arm-rest height by scullyinplaidandglasses reviews
Mulder likes that he's taller than Scully.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2018 - [F. Mulder, D. Scully] - Complete
Sortis by StarWalker42 reviews
A collection of drabbles and snippets from throughout the years of Mulder and Scully's relationship. Ratings may escalate.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 3/13/2017 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
It's A Brand New Day by storybycorey reviews
Post MSIV- I've done my best to fix things! ...They sleep wrapped in each other's arms, no space between, his hand warm and heavy on her belly, anchoring her each fitful time she wakes.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2018 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
A night away by Marjorie Nescio reviews
King Rupert visits his lover. His bodyguard lingers in the background.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Complete
What It Hath Cost by mille libri reviews
Bates and Anna's road to happiness has already had more than its share of bumps; his arrest and what comes of it is only the next test of their love. Short vignettes covering on- and offscreen scenes in their romance; sequel to "For This Love."
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 94,212 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Anna S., J. Bates] - Complete
Five Times Mulder Openly Admired Scully's Breasts by storybycorey reviews
The title pretty much says it all!
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2017 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Another couple by Marjorie Nescio reviews
After a traumatic event the Queen and her head of security have gone their separate ways. Joe keeps telling himself that it is up to Clarisse to resume their relationship. Then one day Charlotte visits him.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Time for a Change by evitamockingbird reviews
Joseph has been living in London for twenty years. Will a piece of shocking news lead him back to Genovia and Clarisse? AU
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
A Fellow Almost Damned in a Fair Wife by Little Obsessions reviews
"She allowed herself, for the first time, to really picture him whole. Until now it had been fragments and wreckage from a floundering desire which had surfaced on the shore of her consciousness when she least expected it, but now she allowed herself the pleasure of seeing him fully..." The story of how Morticia and Gomez came together. A chapter story.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Morticia A., Gomez A.
Life's Little Absurdities by Pir8grl reviews
Missing scene from The Rain King. I figure they had to go back to that motel after the high school reunion to wait for the next flight out.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2016
Conversations with a Partisan by Little Obsessions reviews
"Oh when we were younger, and we would go to bed at the beach house, mama and Joe would have one of those bottles of wine and talk politics. And my goodness did they disagree." Pierre laughed, "I'd awake to – friendly – raised voices." A gift for Wild Mei Ling, who let me steal a brilliant idea. Definitely an M rating, I don't know what has come over me.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2016
Just Another Day at the Office by VioletStella reviews
Mulder and Scully get an assist from some unexpected visitors. Definitely for shippers.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Fancy Meeting You Here by ThePoorDidntWantThisOne reviews
"Well, well, well. What have we here?" A February Prompt story!
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2016
Secret Santa and the Golden Ticket by callumrogers7 reviews
An AU Christmas story. The Captain doesn't get engaged to the Baroness. And Maria doesn't return to the von Trapp villa after running away to the Abbey, so outside influences pull together to reunite her with the Captain. Will they succeed? Lovingly dedicated to wildmeiling - Merry Christmas!
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
The Garden of Earthly Delights by Little Obsessions reviews
"She knew she would never caress its soft face or feel its tiny heart flutter under her hand. For a moment, as she stalled in the middle of the vast crowd, she pictured it like it could have been – the three of them, a house by the sea, happiness and quiet laughter and days in bed. She would never know that though and the agony of it made her want to scream." Very A.U. C&J.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,286 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/27/2015
Remnants by 6hoursgirl reviews
Everything that's left of her broken dreams is standing at the counter, returning her smile.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [D. Scully, F. Mulder] - Complete
The Beach House by Little Obsessions reviews
"You're acting like that distinction doesn't exist. Don't bring me here, to this place, and make demands of me. I wouldn't do it to you. I need you and you know that." One summer is spent recovering all the things they lost and looking at all the reasons why. Pierre is also included in this chapter story.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Lilly M.
For This Love by mille libri reviews
Bates and Anna couldn't have known where that first handshake would lead them: short vignettes covering on- and off-screen scenes in their romance.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 145 - Words: 120,282 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Anna S., J. Bates] - Complete
The Darkest of Ethical Quandaries by Little Obsessions reviews
"She was so different from who she had once been; gone was that stoic little lady, severe and bleak, and in place of her was a woman." Gomez is caught between two very different problems. A chapter story with close ties to the musical.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014
Sister Berthe: The Fun Nun by lemacd reviews
She's not all about kissing the floor! She's got a bottle of wine and she's not afraid to share it... please read and review even if it is to tell me that this is the dumbest thing you've ever read.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Maria R., Sister Berthe, Sister Margaretta, Sister Sophia - Complete
A Fine Bordeaux by evitamockingbird reviews
Mr. Carson, Mrs. Hughes, and a decanter of Bordeaux.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [C. Carson, E. Hughes] - Complete
The Scattering of Stars by Little Obsessions reviews
"Her husband broke his relationship with Solitude in order to become the bed-mate of Guilt." A drabble in canon and character which examines Carlisle's relationship with guilt.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Spring Fever by Melchy reviews
It's hard to concentrate on work when it's such a nice day.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
The Heat by Little Obsessions reviews
"Of course your Majesty; a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." In this heat, he can't bare her one infuriating habit.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Only for You: A TSOM Honeymoon Story by augiesannie reviews
"No one tells you about . . . about what really brings a husband and wife together." While on honeymoon in Paris, Maria's life changes in ways she could never have imagined. She owns up to keeping some secrets, and Georg makes some surprising confessions as well.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
Gazebos and Dresses by RKF55 reviews
One-shot. The Captain shows Maria the gazebo, and we learn where her blue dress came from.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
Late Knight by StarCannon reviews
Another late night fighting crime on the streets of Gotham for Batman...another mind-numbingly boring night for Alfred.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
TCOT Savvy Secretary by E. Wallace reviews
A bit of accidental eavesdropping changes the course of Della Street's life.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,287 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
New Direction by Old English D reviews
Ramble about Della's early days in the employ of our favorite criminal attorney. Set prior to "More Than Anything".
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Midnight visitor by Peggy Mae reviews
Queen Clarisse doesn't tell anyone about her vivid dreams featuring her late husband. Joseph grows worried when she gets health problems. SUPERNATURAL!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
TCOT Candied Secretary by Captain Weirdo reviews
It feels like I spend as much time trying to come up with a summary as I do coming up with a plot. Especially since this story is short on plot...
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Being Spontaneous by BlueLillyBlue reviews
Somehow, incredibly, Scully found herself waltzing slowly around the street as water squelched in her shoes and ran rivulets down her body.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
A game on Christmas Eve by Marjorie Nescio reviews
Christmas Eve. Games. A Queen and a Head of Security. Who is playing who?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Love amid an Interment by PhantomPenguin reviews
A boy. A girl. An open grave...
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Gomez A., Morticia A. - Complete
PM Resignation by MarMar1 reviews
What would make Della Street tender her resignation during the first year working for Perry? Story stands alone, but was conceived as part of a trilogy with "An Early Late Night" and "First Dance".
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
PM First Dance by MarMar1 reviews
They dance in the books, even on TV if you watch carefully , how did it start? Story can stand alone, but was conceived as part of a trilogy with "An Early Late Night" and "Resignation".
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
The Satin Was a Bad Idea by Captain Weirdo reviews
I've no idea how to summarize this one. Just read it and let me know what you think!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008
PM An Early Late Night by MarMar1 reviews
Before the first book, before the TV show, there must have been a beginning.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Night Shift by chickenwriter reviews
It's crappy summery, good story day! Joe watches Clarisse on the security screen.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Standing in the Sun by Captain Weirdo reviews
One shot. Too short for words.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
The Sexiest Man in Genovia by Lucretia Skelington reviews
Chapter 3 up Complete. The palace staff have been challenged by the Golden Pear Hotel! It's a matter of honor: which group will enter the Sexiest Man? Fluff, to be sure. C&J Teen to be safe.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Between the Sheets by RhondaStar reviews
Joseph takes Clarisse out on a drinking date.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Driving in Circles by Melchy reviews
Based on the movie, Clarisse decides it's not enough to just get her license renewed, she wants to refresh her driving skills, something Joe isn't too keen about.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Old and Bold by Lucretia Skelington reviews
Clarisse plays footsie...and gets caught! Clarisse yanked harder and felt her garters start to give... Silly fun! Clarisse and Joseph
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
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Rose Is a Rose reviews
Four short stories about Clarisse on her birthday. Rupert, Joseph, and Mia to come.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/26 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe
Deep Thoughts reviews
Aziraphale questions Crowley's taste in art.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18 - Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
Straight Faces reviews
*UPDATE by pixieelegance. Posted here, and separately as "If Nobody Noticed."* A pair of light-hearted moments between Clarisse and Joseph. I probably could write a more detailed summary, but then it might be longer than the story.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Something Right There reviews
Sirius and Remus sort of have a moment. James and Peter laugh at them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Raising Mia reviews
The end of the honeymoon period of Queen Amelia's reign coincides with the news of her upcoming high school reunion, and old insecurities resurface. A little serious, some fun, and appearances from lots of characters. A request from Quoth the Night.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,118 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Nicholas D.
The Case of the Matched-Up Misfits reviews
A young Perry Mason, just starting out, navigating the interview process. (I wasn't kidding when I said I love a How They Met story.)
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Still Just Friends reviews
A sequel to "Just Friends" (which should be read first) spanning the years as love and friendships intertwine. Includes Rupert.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Clarisse R., Joe, OC - Complete
The Case of the Fluffy First Meeting reviews
Because I do love a how-they-met story, even a fluffy one like this.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Della S., Paul D., Perry M.
Into the Great Outdoors: A royal camping story reviews
I know it's been done before, but what the heck? The Princes have convinced the Queen to go on a camping trip with them. Includes Philippe, Pierre, and some Rupert.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2018 - Clarisse R., Joe
The Case of the Hands-On Lawyer reviews
Because Perry always seemed to have a thing for Della's hands.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Wish You Were There reviews
Joseph is going to dinner. Clarisse is staying home - a sad excuse for a summary, I know. Really, it's just a bit of fluff to provide some Clarisse-and-Josephness.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Story Time reviews
Ah, the things we do for love. A little something based on an idea that MJLupin had.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2017 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
What's In A Name? reviews
Post-PD2. A light-hearted moment between a pregnant Mia and her grandparents. If you need a little fluff in your day, this should do it.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe - Complete
Look At Him reviews
Would it fall to a Queen to conduct an interview? Let's just assume it might, at least if it were for a very important position because, as it happens, this is a story about the Queen conducting an interview to fill a very important position.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Clarisse R., Joe, Charlotte K. - Complete
Dreaming In Color reviews
Just a little something-something, an idea I'd had stashed away until its time had come. A Clarisse and Joe moment for riaam on her birthday.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The Same Procedure reviews
Clarisse wants to enjoy her usual New Year's Eve routine. Joseph wants to fast-forward past part of it. Inspired by "Dinner For One" at the request of LupinsGirlSA.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Confessor reviews
In the midst of an identity crisis, Philippe turns to his brother for counsel. Characters: for now, just Philippe and Pierre.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2016
Unmasked reviews
A Vampire Joe story for Halloween! Actually, Joe is just pretending, but he still scares the you-know-what out of Clarisse. More fluffy, toothache-generating sweetness than a pumpkin-shaped bucket of Halloween candy. In fact, I can't even believe I'm posting it. Includes Rupert, Priscilla, and Olivia.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe
Just Friends reviews
Rupert's eye wanders, and Joseph catches it. But despite how that sounds, Rupert is a good guy in this story.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Involuntary reviews
It's not easy being Queen. And sometimes Joseph doesn't help.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Need To Know reviews
*Done! Last chapter is up.* A threat to the Crown, a palace on lockdown, a secret passageway - it all makes for a rather exciting summary, but it isn't long before it's just another Clarisse and Joseph story.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Bigger Than Footwear reviews
Another Mia moment, but this one has Joe in it. A possibility that came to mind when watching the scene where Joe told Mia about the shoe salesman's inquiry - you know, the wrap-them-or-wear-them line.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Mia T., Joe, Lilly M. - Complete
Like Her Grandmother reviews
A Mia-centered musing weighing Andrew's pros and Nicholas's cons that I'm pretty sure we can find a spot for somewhere along the timeline of the second Princess Diaries movie. Rounded out with a touch of Clarisse and Joseph, just because I love them and like to take them everywhere I go.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe - Complete
Know Him Better reviews
A little introspection by Rupert as he considers his wife's relationship with her bodyguard. (And my version of Rupert doesn't handle introspective moments so well.) Clarisse and Joe are in here as well, although Joe is probably wishing he were somewhere else.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Motivated reviews
Why they do the things they do...even when they don't want to.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Threshold reviews
A story about crossing literal and metaphorical thresholds. Now, how's that for a nice, vague summary?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The Drabble File reviews
I've been in the mood to write, but my muse's attention span has been pretty short lately. So here is our compromise: a haphazard collection of teeny stories. Most are one-hundred words; most are Clarisse and Joseph. They're posted in the order I wrote them, with no respect to any kind of timeline. Includes Mia and Rupert. *CHAPTER 15 added.*
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe
A Fine Tradition reviews
Oh, gosh, I forgot to come up with a summary. Okay. So...it's Valentine's Day. Since Clarisse and Joseph are both in a bad mood, they decide to be miserable together. How's that?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Charlotte K. - Complete
Under The Weather reviews
Gomez hasn't been himself lately. Morticia asks her mother to help her figure out what might be wrong. One-shot, and just for fun.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Morticia A. - Complete
Lovely Little Thing reviews
Just another theory as to how Maria ended up in that blue dress (you know the one!) the evening she returned from the abbey.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Elsa S. - Complete
May I? reviews
What are you doing New Year's Eve? If you don't already have plans, read this bit of fluff to ring in the new year with the Renaldis in Genovia. A mix of family and friendship with a hint of romance. Clarisse and Joseph, along with Pierre and a cameo by a tipsy Rupert. Philippe surfaces just in time to help out Joseph, who doesn't realize he's in a spot.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The Art of Giving reviews
Truly, it is the thought that counts. Written for the Christmastime story gift exchange.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
Reborn reviews
A very short story of how a prince found a young woman to help him escape his royal destiny. Philippe and Helen.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Helen T. - Complete
Knew Her Better reviews
Another story based on Clarisse's formal wardrobe and what appears to be my idea that Joseph is an exercise nut who always happens to be running by when Clarisse is looking. If you like a touch of redundancy, this story is perfect for you. Actually, Rupert is a main character, while Joseph is just passing through.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe
Afternoon On A Hill reviews
Because sometimes a queen and her bodyguard need to escape their palace. And because I like to believe Joseph is a poet at heart.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Never Ask reviews
Something I came up with when I imagined what gave Clarisse courage to ask Joe, in front of a cathedral full of people, to marry her, and what gave her hope that he might say yes.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe - Complete
Trouble reviews
Clarisse? Check. Joseph? Check. Gratuitous fluff involving a thwarted romantic encounter, a queen who's tired of being good, and a pop song title? Check. Alright then, since it looks like we've got everything we need...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Ogled reviews
More of a snippet than a story, and just for fun. Clarisse's first impression of Joseph. Can be paired with "Awkward."
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Unwinding reviews
Set in San Francisco, just after Mia's first Independence Day Ball. The princess is far too keyed up to even think about going to bed. The queen is having trouble thinking of anything else.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe - Complete
Coming Back reviews
Multiple perspectives of grief, shared and personal, in the days after the death of Prince Philippe, ending with the trip to find Mia in San Francisco. Sort of a series of one-shots. Includes Pierre and Shades.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe, Charlotte K. - Complete
Two Thousand Words reviews
A picture's worth a thousand words, and she's got TWO pictures! This story is the written version of what the camera captured, only in way more than the allotted thousand words per photograph. Rupert and the princes are also included in this story.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,522 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Awkward reviews
Usually, Joe is the one who makes other people nervous. Does Joe ever get nervous? If you're looking for plot, keep moving. You won't find it here. In fact, I'm not even sure what genre to choose for this.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The Closet reviews
What if Mia's knack for getting into awkward situations was hereditary? What if Clarisse once found herself in a closet with a man who was not her husband? Just a little jealousy-fueled silliness.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Last Night reviews
My take on how the princes felt about the relationship between their mother and Joe. Kind of sweet, but sadness to come is implied. Just so you know.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Ice Breaker reviews
Clarisse and Joseph and an idea about how their professional relationship began to evolve into friendship.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Seashells By The Seashore reviews
Fantastically far-fetched, hopelessly romantic. More Clarisse and Joseph - and more and more until they finally take out a restraining order against me, ha ha!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Better Than Ice Cream reviews
Nearly a year after the passing of King Rupert (may he rest in peace), Clarisse starts to "lose it" just a little bit. Joseph helps her "find it." In the process, they consider whether there may ever be a time to redefine the friendship they have maintained for so many years.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
To Be Enough reviews
Joseph struggles to come to terms with his feelings for his queen.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
