theroadkillcafe
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Joined 08-28-04, id: 662040, Profile Updated: 05-18-20
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Available on AO3 as theroadkillcafe and on tumblr as the-roadkill-cafe. I encourage you to check out those places as well because they'll have any smut I write and maybe some AU plots of my fics, and tumblr will have the scrapped snippets of fic that I saved but couldn't fit into the fic itself. I'm also on twitter as _roadkillcafe_ if you want to see any random ramblings.

My general plan for updating is alternating Company of Trees and Throwing a Stone in a River and If the Bird Doesn't Sing. Every now and then I might work on a oneshot or smutty piece or fest thing in between. However, my WIPs are my main priority. Updating will be sparse particularly through the fall and spring since I'm a college student, though I make no promises for the summer either, mostly because updating schedules are a strange and mysterious black magic to me.

Permission Statement: I give blanket permission for podfics/fanart/fanfics/playlists/remixes/etc based on or inspired by my fics, as long as I am properly credited and a link is provided.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor make any profit from my fanfiction.

If you have questions or comments, feel free to message me here, on ao3, or on tumblr.

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Chasing the East Wind by crowind reviews
Or Tsunade and Sasuke's Excellent Adventure. Sasuke was doing just fine on the road of atonement when Tsunade ran him over. He never could just walk it off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Problem Nine And Two by crowind reviews
AU. Three generations, four Hokage, and two jinchuuriki. The Senju are dying; an Uchiha holds the highest authority in Konoha. The only thing standing between the Kyuubi and Konoha is a teenager with a volatile temper. Tsunade has inherited her grandfather's spirit and her grandmother's demon, and the clans and village in between, and the fragile peace of the shinobi world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Tsunade S., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kagami U., Mito U.
Sixteenth Night by crowind reviews
Naruto wants Sasuke to acknowledge him. Sasuke wants to court Sakura. Sakura wants everyone to leave her alone. Under the hesitant moon, the Legendary Sannin bet the future of Konoha on its children. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beware the Advocate by crowind reviews
Sasuke's last night in Konoha took a slightly different turn. Naruto wasn't the only one whom Sakura had sought for assurances.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
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The Company of Trees reviews
Sakura is bullied, a dead kekkei genkai is reborn, and things go a little bit...differently. Mokuton!Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Sakura H.
Throwing A Stone In A River reviews
When Sakura graduates from the academy, she suddenly finds her head invaded by the ghost of Uchiha Shisui. Her inner is gone, but not forgotten, and she struggles with impulse control more than ever before. But also, Shisui gives a lot of unsolicited advice - useful and otherwise - and does not shut up. He's not thrilled about current events. Not Shisui/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sakura H., Shisui U.
Tree Branches reviews
Side stories to The Company of Trees
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Yamato
If The Bird Doesn't Sing reviews
…then you should leave the poor thing alone. Unfortunately for the bird, in the Warring Clans era, everyone has to try to bend it to their will. Including me. SI fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Madara U., Izuna U.
a dream one night in spring reviews
Mito invents a jutsu, and changes the face of the shinobi world. A what-if fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Tumblr Prompt Fills reviews
Prompt fills I get from tumblr, occasionally compliant with my ongoing WIPs, other times not. Both pairing fic and gen fic. Descriptions in chapter title. Rating just in case
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2016
the devil and the deep blue sea reviews
To secure the alliance between the Uchiha and the Senju, certain sacrifices must be made. Izuna and Touka are two of them. Izuna/Touka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Izuna U., Tōka S. - Complete
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