Basic Facts:

I do not use profanity, despite hearing it all the time at school and in public. I don't hear that much of it at home, and I believe you should only use it in serious situations, because it will let people know that you're serious. If someone at school ever heard me cussing, they'd probably be terrified and worried.

I do not do romance things, never have, never will. It's not my thing, so please, please don't ask me to do anything romantic in a story. Just don't. It won't end well.

I agree with others on the uselessness of the disclaimers, because the word fanfiction makes it obvious that we don't own anything. However, I still put them in my fanfics just to keep people off my back. You never know when someone will get mad just because you didn't put one tiny thing, even though it's not a requirement.

Updating:

If you're wondering about how often I'll update, I will at most update once a month... But don't expect me to keep to that. I can't force the creativity to flow, it ends badly.

Keep in mind that I don't write my things ahead of time, and things aren't planned all the way (read: at all, it's more fun for me that way), so chapter length may be varied.