Something happened at birth, and one Jaune Arc was transferred to the Elemental Nations, and was raised as Naruto Uzumaki. Of course, with his luck, he wouldn't be finding that out until AFTER the Fourth Great Shinobi War... But who cares! New adventure, new family, possible ladies... Okay, maybe not that last one, because it's Naruto here, but still!

Ash, for the life of him, can't seem to succeed at anything. He lost at Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos, while taking so many attempts to win over the Battle Frontier. He soon falls into a slump that his mother easily notices, so she devises a simple plan that involves Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, and a harem for her oblivious son... Okay, maybe not so simple.

The Head Captain had failed; Ywach invaded Soul Society and managed to slay him. In his last moments, the founder of the Gotei 13 reminisced on his past life- more specifically, his life before he died. No one would have thought that he and Natsu Dragneel would be one and the same, and he didn't think he'd ever wake up back in Magnolia after he should have been dead and gone.

The fight against Xemnas was tough, but in the end, Sora and Riku did it. Sadly, though, fate wasn't quite as done with Sora as they might have been lead to believe, and before they could enter the Realm of Darkness, Sora was transported to Alrest. Right smack dab inside the chamber the Aegis, Pyra, was held in. And did I mention Torna was on their mission to capture her, too?

"Well, I can now confidently say that Jaune Arc has the WORST LUCK I have ever seen! Hyperactive ginger pancake lover, gothic lolita with a weapon fetish, an ice cold heiress of the worlds wealthiest company, plus that other team with the blond bombshell, silent monk, black cat, and... Whatever Pyrrha is. And now books are falling from the sky! 'Dummies guide to Harems'... What?"

"Man, oh man. Angels, Fallen Angels, Devils, Yokai, Dragons, Immortals, GODS? Geez, back in my day, all we had were Shinigami and Hollows, and maybe, MAYBE, if you were lucky, a Quincy- but those were rare delicacies, at BEST!" "Mu, you're ranting again." "Shut up, this is my story, I can rant and rave if I god dang please... Heh, God, get it?" "Yes, I think we all got it."

"Greetings, Hoomahns, it is I, your one and only Senpai! That is right, bask in my glory!" "You suck!" "Who said that! Ahem, anyways, as I was saying, I come to thee with a tale of great valor and wisdom-" "If you count absolute crap you thought up while drunk, then sure!" "Don't make me come down there! But onto more pressing matters." "Bleach sucks!" "That does it, you little-"

"Is this thing on?" "You wouldn't be hearing yourself if it wasn't, fool." "Oi! This is my story, made by me, FOR me, and I don't need your lip!" "Apparently an idiot like you does." "Oh yeah? Well I know what you are, but what am I?" "I'm you, moron." "... I need to get better staff for this story."

"Hey Setsumei-Sensei, whatchya doooooing?" "Writing a story summary." "Why waste time on that?" "So that people actually take the time of day to read this garbage. Shouldn't you be eating your veggies and going to bed around now, anyway?" "But why work on something that no one is going to see, ever?" "... Bed." "'Scuse me?" "GO EAT YOUR BED!" "Don't you mean-" "I KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

"So, you want ME, to battle a rich, successful business tycoon, in a children's card game, of which that same CEO built an amusement park for the very same game, where they attempted public MURDER because they are a sore loser, and you expect me to WIN against them?" "Indeed." "I think you know my answer." "Would you do it for a Scooby-Snack?" "... Make it two, and we have a deal-"