Hey fellow writers. I'm a socially inept teen who takes refuge in her own writing and the works of others. I write because I want to forget my own problems, no matter how small. I write because I want to get lost in another reality, one which seems better than my own. I write because I want the knowledge that someone else out there is reading my words and that maybe they're getting lost in them, just like I do.

I've just realized that I don't think I've ever done a disclaimer...for any of my stories. So before I get sued (is it sued? Sewn? I dunno), here it is:

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or the books or anything of that stuff...I do own my characters, and everything that the authors didn't invent. Cool? Cool.

Story Update Schedule: Okay, so I know that a lot of people are requesting me to update certain stories first, so I'm just going to write a list and whichever story is at the top will be my priority at the moment, which will be a consensus with my favourite and the you guys' favourite. So look below for how far up my list your favourite story is:

Double Life? Make it Triple - Currently my top priority, so I'm actually going to try and update regularly (or at least not with four month gaps, okay?)

Fall For Me? - This is second on my list, but it probably won't be updated until I finish my PJO story

It's Complicated - Only like one person is reading this, so it's not very high on the priority list. But I will try update soon, Pensy, so don't worry

Since You Came - This is on hiatus, because I have no freaking clue where this story is going

The Diary of My Imminent Doom - So, people aren't really reading this anymore. So I've decided to put it on hold, finish at least one other story, then come back to it.

Again, I'm more likely to update faster if the story gets reviews and I get ideas. So you guys can help me get things done faster with ideas and reviews, even if they're like three words. Although full sentences are much appreciated.

Hey, so I've also got two more PJO stories in the making, but I'm not going to post them until they're finished. Because having five unfinished stories is bad enough, but seven? That's a tad too much for me. But yeah, just letting you know. And I think they're much better than all my current stories combined.

A few things about my self:

How long I've been using Fanfiction.net: Approximately one year? Dunno

Favorite food: Pizza

Favorite song: My Nightmare by Get Scared

Favorite band: All Time Low

Favorite color: Blue

Favorite sport: Hockey

Prep:

You own a cell-phone Who doesn't?

You like going to the mall No. Not really

You have an iPod/MP3 player Yes! I just got one and I love it

You love Starbucks Well, I don't really go

You have been called a brat Probably

You hate buying things that are on sale Wtf? Who doesn't like buying stuff that's on sale!

You have more than one house Haha, no.

Grand total: 2. My dreams to be a professional prep aren't looking too good

Gothic: (ooh!)

Black is one of your favourite colors Mhm. Blacks awesome!

You wear chains Nah. I mean, you'd have to lug around extra weight. No thanks!

You have thought about death Yeah, I have. Actually, my friend and I once did this quiz and it was like, have you ever thought about suicide? And I said yes because I'd thought about what would happen and now I think my friend is incredibly wary of me

You like heavy metal I think everyone secretly likes heavy metal

Your hair is dark: Blonde

You wear black lipstick I only wear lip balm

You dislike preps Yeah, there's a reason I was only a one for it

Grand total: 3. Getting better. Is the next one gonna be 5?

Punk:

You can skateboard I wish

You wear plaid Yeppers! Plaid is da bomb!

You hate MTV Yuppers!

You like Converse They're okay. But I wouldn't pay that much for them.

You have dyed your hair an odd colour Nope, but I want to

You dislike preps See above answer about preps

You hate pink Pink is the bane of my existence, number 5.

You wear skater shoes Oh YESSS

Grand total: 6. It wasn't 5. Bummer

Geek:

You love the computer I think I'm a little obsessed...

You like Harry Potter Slytherin for the win!

You wear/are supposed to wear glasses or contacts Sadly. All the time.

You get straight A's Well, half of the time. No, sadly, I don't

You don't care what you look like Hell NO I don't!

You are or were in band No, but I wanna learn drums

You love reading Yes! Especially if its Percy Jackson

You have a curfew No, not really. Well, kinda. Depends.

You always do homework Yes. 90% of the time. So no.

You never miss school unless you're sick True that.

Grand total: 6 again! I'm a punk geek! So far, anyways...

Athletic:

You watch the Super Bowl Well, I don't live in America, so we don't have the super bowl. So no

You own sports shoes Um, yeah. Four pairs, at least.

You collect your jerseys I don't really have jerseys, but I do keep my old tops with sports stuff on them. I'm taking that as a yes.

You have a wall dedicated to awards A shelf. With medals and certificates

You have posters of famous athletes YES

Your garage is full of sports equipment Somewhat. That's like a half point.

You have a specific number Sort of. I'm usually 7, and I like being 7, so yeah.

You belong to a school team I belong to more than one school team

You are going or have gone to a sports camp No. Never have, it would be cool, but probably never will, seeing as I've never seen one advertised.

Grand total: 6 1/2. Not bad, bro, not bad.

Scene:

You like loud music Yeppers! The louder the better

You have band shirts Yeah, band shirts are legit all I wear

You love/loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Never seen it.

You never walk anywhere Sadly, I do walk a lot. High school is hard.

You wear slip ons One pair of slip ons. One.

You wear Vans Fake ones. I ain't paying no hundred bucks for a pair of shoes!

People have called you a freak and meant it I have been called other things, but freak is not among them

You like hardcore dancing I'm gonna go with no.

Your hair has been dyed more than one color Nope.

Grand total: 4.

I am officially athletic! Hooray for me!

List 12 random I am Number Four characters:

1. John

2. Sarah

3. Six

4. Nine

5. Sam

6. Agent Walker

7. One

8. Adam

9. Phiri Dun (g) Ra

10. Five

11. Ella

12. Malcolm

Have you ever read a two/nine fic?

I really, really, really think that would be a bad idea. Really.

Can you recall any fics about eight?

Adam...no, actually. That'd be cool

Would three and twelve make a good couple?

Six and Malcolm. Pedo, much? No way.

Four/six or four/eleven? Why?

Four/eleven because Nine and Ella are actually a real thing, and Nine and Agent Walker is just...no.

Summary for a one/seven fic?

What if John got the implant instead of Adam? What if he fell in love with One and not Sarah? And at what cost will he stop to try and bring her back?

Is there such thing as a five/ten pairing?

Five and Sam. I do truly pray that it doesn't exist in some whacked out fandom somewhere

Suggest a title for a seven/two hurt comfort fic?

Heavenly Encounters

Is there anything on your favs list about ten?

Surprisingly, yes. There is. Five is cool!

Title for a one/eleven one/nine fic?

One/eleven; Past the Nightmares

If you wrote a song fic about six and two, what song would it be?

Sarah and Agent Walker. Uh. Um. Er...lets retry this

If you wrote a song fic about three and five, what song would it be?

I'm Only Me When I'm With You (and yeah, I had to Google that)

If you wrote a four/eight/nine fic, what would the warning be?

Major violence and death scenes.

When was the last time you read a fic about ten?

Like, a month or two ago?

What title would you give this fic?

How to be a Traitor

Favorite Quotes:

Lorien Legacies:

Mark: A hole. You're going to kill Setrakus Ra with a hole in the ground.

Adam: You're really stuck on the hole aspect of the plan. We've got guns, bombs-

Mark: And for Setrakus Ra, you've got a hole.

“And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?”

“Where are you originally from?”
“The planet Lorien, three hundred million miles away.”
“Must have been a long trip, John Smith.”
“Took almost a year. Next time I’m bringing a book.”

“I don’t know; I still like the name Six. Maren Elizabeth was when I was a different person, and right now Six just feels right. It can be short for something if someone asks.”
Sam looks over. “For what? Sixty?”

“Wow, Johnny. I send you out for reinforcements and you come back with an old man, a nerd and this little hobbit guy. Great job.”

“I wish you'd stay away from us. Go somewhere safe. When it's over, maybe things could be different..."
I let loose with an incredulous laugh. "Ugh, seriously? That's, like, the kind of crap that Spider-Man tells Mary Jane when he's trying to break it off with her. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be talked to like I'm some superhero's girlfriend?”

“So many Chimaerae," Nine says, nodding excitedly as he gazes into the darkness. "That's awesome."

"We named the chubby, lazy one after you," Sam replies.

"Less awesome.”

“That ugly freak has spent so much time in my head, I should be charging him rent."

Maximum Ride:

Max: So, let's say they come and get us-
Iggy: And like, the halls are filled with zebras-
Gazzy: And suddenly there are bubbles everywhere-
Nudge: and everyone starts eating beef jerky
Iggy: Yeah, I'll grab a zebra, Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging, and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now that's a plan!

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?"

They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.

“Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?”

“And you're blind?"
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored.
Were you born that way?"
No."
How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.”

“I offered to pee on him, but they said no”

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused.
Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.”

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?”

From Jess:
FANG.
I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS. You answer other people's STUPID questions but not MINE. YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY. I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions.

DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT? No, Mon
DO YOU MOLT? Gross.
WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN? Dont know. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says Scorpio.
HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET? No.
DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY? Well, that's not really true...
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY? Can you see me doing the Soulja Boy?
DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY? Gazzy does.
DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS? No. Again,no.
DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS? I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet.
WHAT'S YOU FAVORITE MOVIE? There are a bunch
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG? I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Max, when she showers.
DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY? Not really.
IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME? You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so.
DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED? Doesn't everybody?
ARE YOU GOING EMO 'CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS (INCLUDING YOURS)? Not the emo thing again.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More Bacon. Toast.
DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? See above.
DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU? Dudes don't die inside.
DO YOU LIKE MAX? Duh.
DO YOU LIKE ME? I think you're funny.
DOES IGGY LIKE ME? Sure
DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY? No.
IS IT ABOUT MAX? Ahh. No.
IS IT ABOUT ARI? Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?
IS IT ABOUT JEB? Ahh.
ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT? Clearly, no.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? A Dirty Projectors T-shirt. Jeans.
DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? No freaking comment.
DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL? Could I not find that comment personal?
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES? Yes, cheap ones.
DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT? That would make it hard to see.
DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US? Huh?
DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Whatever.
DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES? Fanged creatures rock.
ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA? Uhh...
WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY? Uhh...
WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY? Yes.
DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO? No.
ARE YOU EMO? Whatever.
DO YOU LIKE EGGS? Yes. I had them for breakfast.
DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS? I love eating. I list it as a hobby.
DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD? Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX? Eeek!
HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHT ABOUT MAX AND GONE "OMG" AND YOU WERE LIKE "D:"? hahahahahahahahahahah
DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB? He's okay, I guess.
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHT ABOUT SPONGEBOB? Definitely
CAN YOU COOK? Iggy cooks.
DO YOU LIKE TO COOK? I like to eat.
ARE YOU, LIKE, A HOUSEWIFE? How on earth could I be like a housewife?
DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?
Isn't it obvious?
DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA? I'm unda da stars.
DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE? Sure.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER? TV.
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE? Totally.
OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE? Yes.
CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER? Iggy beats me sometimes.
DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE HARD? Not really.
ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS? I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.

Fly on,
Fang

“Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?"
That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!”

Percy Jackson: (warning; there will be a lot)

What kind of Oracle would send me on a quest and tell me, oh by the way, you'll fail.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.”

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant.”

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”

"I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?”

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?”

"Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”

“Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”

'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!”

"Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"

Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."
They must really like olives."
Oh, forget it."
Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”

“Boys,” Annabeth interrupted, “I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.”

"Like your zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I'm a Leo."
"No, stupid," Leo said. "I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.”

“You're a stalker with hooves."
"I am not! Anyway, I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”

“Legion, cuneum formate!’ Reyna yelled. ‘Advance!’ Another cheer on Jason’s right as Percy and Annabeth reunited with the forces of Camp Half-Blood.
‘Greeks!’ Percy yelled. ‘Let’s, um, fight stuff!’ They yelled like banshees and charged.

"What does Blackjack want?" she asked.
"Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.”

“The older lady harrumphed. "I warned you, daughter. This scoundrel Hades is no good. You could've married the god of doctors or the god of lawyers, but noooo. You had to eat the pomegranate."
"Mother-"
"And get stuck in the Underworld!"
"Mother, please-"
"And here it is August, and do you come home like you're supposed to? Do you ever think about your poor lonely mother?"
"DEMETER!" Hades shouted. "That is enough. You are a guest in my house."
"Oh, a house is it?" she said. "You call this dump a house? Make my daughter live in this dark, damp-"
"I told you," Hades said, grinding his teeth, "there's a war in the world above. You and Persephone are better off here with me."
"Excuse me," I broke in. "But if you're going to kill me, could you just get on with it?”

“What if we promoted, like, Adidas shoes?’ Percy wondered. ‘Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?" Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else – a stupid sense of humor. "Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW!”

"You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"
"Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry.”

“Oh, come on!’ Percy complained. ‘I get a little nosebleed and I wake up the entire earth? That’s not fair!”

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french
fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started
cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not
understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:
"Moooo."
The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Grover
had stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"
"A dam cow?" Thalia laughed.”

"You have a feast for tuna?”

“You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.”

“Annabeth:My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.
Percy: the brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
Annabeth:No, Seaweed Brain. That's HUMMUS. Hubris is worse.
Percy: what could be worse than hummus?

"Back off!" I yelled at the rest, trying to sound fierce. Behind them stood their instructor-a two-metre tall telkhine with Dobermann fangs, snarling at me. I did my best to stare him down. "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" To my surprise, it worked. The monsters backed up, but there were at least twenty of them. My fear factor wasn't going to last long. I jumped out of the cart, yelled, "CLASS DISMISSED!" and ran for the exit.

Your guy side:

You love hoodies. Yep! I own a bunch. In fact, most of them are mens hoodies, too...
You love jeans. Jeans are legit all I wear nowadays
Dogs are better than cats. YES
Its hilarious when people get hurt. Well, yeah. It's crack up
You've played with/against boys on a team. And beat 'em...
Shopping is torture. Ugh. Yeah
Sad movies suck. Who likes sad movies? I like comedy. And action. Drama only if it's decent and not some soap opera shit
You own/Ed an X-Box. No, but I want one
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. Yeah! I had names for em and this one favourite car...it was a silvery blue BMW...dang, that was a nice car
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. Yeah! I still sorta do
You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega. Nope.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Never heard of it
You watch sports on TV. How I spend my Friday nights
Gory movies are cool. HELL YEAH!
You go to your dad for advice. Don't go to anyone for advice. I probably should
You own like a trillion baseball caps. I have heaps of caps, yeah
You like going to high school football games. We don't have them at my school! Hurrah. But I like when we do have those type of events.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Yeah. Still got em
Baggy pants are cool to wear. Yep. That's half my pants wardrobe
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. I hate sleepovers. I mean, I still go to them, but I just don't really like them
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. Blue, baby!

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Ah, yes
Sports are fun. YEAH
Talk with food in your mouth. Who doesn't?

Sleep with your socks on at night. Sometimes. Half a mark

Total: 20.5 Not bad

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. Why yes, I do

You love to shop. Um, no
You wear eyeliner. Nope nope nope
You wear the color pink. Again, no
Go to your mom for advice. I don't go to anyone for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport. Hahaha...no
You hate wearing the color black. Over half my clothes are black
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. Nope
You like wearing jewelry. No
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Don't own any
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. No way in hell

You don't like the movie Star Wars. Never seen it
You were in gymnastics/dance Yes. Both. Used to be
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. Ha, nope
You smile a lot more than you should. No
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. No.
You care about what you look like. Heh, no.
You like wearing dresses when you can. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. Never done it. Never want to, either
You love the movies. Actually going to a cinema? Weirdly, I don't. I mean, you pay ridiculous amounts of money to sit in a dark room for two hours when you could just watch it at home when the movie comes out on DVD
You used to play with dolls as little kid. Yes. I did. I put them in weird clothes.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. No.
Like being the star of everything. No.

Total: 3 and a half. Hmm.

3.5 compared to 20.5. Well, that's nice to know. I've been called an emo tomboy before, so if that helps you get a picture of me then cool.

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So, I'm updating this yet again! I'm gonna add a date to this so I can tell when I last updated it in the future. So, here goes nothing:

27/4/2017

24/05/17

18/6/17

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

OPENING CREDITS- School's Out - Alice Cooper (I so wish)

WAKING UP- The Haunting - Set It Off (Hmm)

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL- Freak Show - Set It Off (Not exactly a great first impression)

FALLING IN LOVE- That Girl - All Time Low (Does my sexuality change? Is it a guy with this attitude? I dunno)

FIGHT- Asylum - 7 Minutes In Heaven (I don't really thinks this works)

BREAKING UP- New Wave - Waterparks (I'll come back strong from my break up?)

PROM NIGHT - Distance Disturbs Me - Set It Off (Oh gods, why is my prom night supposed to be awful?)

DAILY LIFE - Dad's Song - Set It Off (Why are all of these awful matches? Normally they at least make some kind of sense)

DRIVING- Plum Island - Waterparks

FLASHBACK- Powerless - Waterparks (Maybe this could work. Maybe)

GETTING BACK TOGETHER- Slow Burn - State Champs (This could kinda work actually)

WEDDING- Bones of '92 - Waterparks (Do we dig up bones on my wedding? Do we find a decayed body? Ew)

BIRTH OF CHILD- Mad All The Time - Waterparks (Oh dear...)

FINAL BATTLE- Just The Way I'm Not - All Time Low (I'm close to giving up at this point)

FUNERAL- F.U.K - 7 Minutes In Heaven (Because I was a really fucked up kid)

END CREDITS- Duality - Set It Off

Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 14 Songs

1. How does the world see you? I Was Hiding Under Your Porch Because I Love You - Waterparks (So people think I'm a stalker?)

2. Will I have a happy life? Under A Paper Moon - All Time Low

3. What do my friends really think of me? Upside Down - Set It Off (Maybe some of my friends)

4. How can I make myself happy? Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low (Get into a confusing relationship? Okay)

5. What should I do with my life? Dizzy - Waterparks (Um.)

6. What is some good advice for me? Thanks To You - All Time Low (Why is none of this making sense?)

7. How will I be remembered? Girl All The Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup (That'd actually be kinda cool)

8. What is my signature dancing song? Animal - Neon Trees (Yeah, I'd accept that)

9. What do I think my current theme song is? Dream Catcher - Set It Off (This is quite accurate, actually. The first one in forever that has been!)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? My Nightmare - Get Scared (This is not very accurate in comparison)

11. What song will play at my funeral? Head On Collision - New Found Glory (I certainly will be at an all time low if I'm dead)

12. What type of men/women do you like? Royal - Waterparks (I like guys that wish they were royalty. That's an improvement from psychopaths)

13. What is my day going to be like? Walls - All Time Low (Okay. I highly doubt this)

14. What will tomorrow bring? The Statement - 7 Minutes In Heaven (Okay, that could work)

Apparently this is the stupid test. Let's see how many I get:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (I never fall down stairs It's always up)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17.Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (they didn't notice, so all good)

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (out of everything else, I haven't done this yet. Go figure)

23. Have run into a closed door (try walked)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (slug gun. Sorry, Dad)

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (funnily enough, we don't own a fan)

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (not on accident, it was for odd shoe day)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair,

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (well, I didn't make this, so...)

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (I used to think the line 'like the ceiling can't hold us' in Macklemore's song was 'I can see you getting older' for three years and screamed it at discoes because no one told me)

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (me and a boy in my class know about this one very well)

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (I did it once...I regretted it. No judging, I was seven. I think)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I've done 81/100. I don't know if I should be concerned...

Now, I'm not usually into this stuff, but I thought, hey, why not? So yeah:

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favourite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS (and I will put mine in for you nosy buggers out there)
1. You are completely in love with this person. (I did have a crush on him ages ago, but I'm over that now. Dunno what that means)
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (This is real! This is me! Heh, sorry, Camp Rock. But this is me. Quite true, too)
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom. (my love life will soon blossom. Ooh!)
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good. (is this the only one without the love life included? That's good, anyhow)
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (life is gonna be hard. What else is new?)
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. (I kinda thought she was my best friend anyway, so kudos to this weirdo thing)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (I'm gonna have...you know, I think I've already used my quota. Oh, no, three more to go. And I don't talk to any of my old really good friends. Gulp)
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person. (cause apparently the beaches are better, and it's more beach based than city based. Laidback again, yeah)
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (eh, pretty close)
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Well, my birthday is today, so I'll have to wait a while.

Banes of my Existence:

1. Slow walkers. Just...ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2. School toilets

3. Bad grammar

4. Those ads in movie theaters where it says: snack bar now open! even though you're already in the theatre

5. The color pink

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor (if I go to America, yes)

-You burn food to see if it smells good

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water (Literally every time I'm in water...and I truly believe it'll work...my life is sad)

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months (what can I say? That mile high stack of books I haven't read can wait)

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your godly parent

-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt (I'm going to buy an orange shirt and write Camp Half-Blood on the front)

-Recite lines randomly from the books (and no one else knows what I'm on about)

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO and what happened to it.

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket

-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You almost faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer

-You still think Thuke could happen

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (oh my gods especially. Also schist and dam)

- You're able to correct people in terms of Greek mythology purely because of PJO

-You can connect EVERYTHING you do to PJO in one way or another

You know you're obsessed with Maximum Ride when:

1. You know what MR means first of all (when anyone mentions the two letters, I'm just immediately like, Maximum Ride or Maze Runner, either way you're talking about my fandom so I like you!)

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE AND I GOOGLED HIM CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS AND IT'S NOT HIM BUT THE MOVIE...DON'T WATCH IT!!! Ahem, sorry. As you can see, I have rather strong feelings about this)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies (Every time someone says 'can I borrow your eraser?' I internally freak out)

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M (ah, yes)

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings

16. You develop claustrophobia (I'm actually not claustrophobic at all)

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy

18. You only WISH your friends were pyros (if only...)

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T IGGY JUST BE REAL???? (I want to meet a real life Iggy. If I ever find a person who reminds me of him, he will not be leaving my sight...heh, not really. Yeah)

FIRE

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless (I think I am very reckless because when I do get angry, I just...impulsive and reckless, yup)
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 3

WATER

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous

Total: 9

EARTH

You have a close connection with nature.
You are physically strong.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild (I'd say I have the ability to if I ever wanted to use it)
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything (Um, no. I'm paranoid as hell)
You prefer to have a strict set of rules (as long as they're my own)

Total: 9

AIR
You have a free spirit (I feel like my true spirit is trapped inside myself)
You hate rules
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces
You hate to be restrained
You are very independent and outgoing (I would be, if mother dearest didn't do freaking everything for me without me wanting her to)
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 8

DARKNESS

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things (Not incredibly fussed)
You like to play tricks on people
Black is your favorite colour (black green and blue)
You don't talk much
You are atheist
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules (I like doing it, but in ways where I can talk myself out of punishment)

Total: 8

LIGHT

You believe everything you see or hear
You are very polite
You are spiritual (I can be but...generally no)
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them
You are afraid of the dark
You hate violence
You hope for world peace
You are generally a happy person
Everyone loves to be around you (Hell no, I'm awkward as hell)
You always follow the rules (it's more society's standards I don't follow)

Total: 4

So I'm water and earth. That pretty much describes me.

List 12 random Maze Runner characters in completely random order so it's more interesting:

1. Teresa

2. Chancellor Paige

3. Minho

4. Alby

5. Newt

6. Gally

7. Frypan

8. Chuck

9. Jorge

10. Thomas

11. Ratman

12. Brenda

Have you ever read a two/twelve fic?

Paige and Brenda. As a matter of fact, I haven't.

Can you recall any fics about one?

Yeah. Teresa's a pretty common one.

Would six and twelve make a good couple?

It could possibly happen...possibly.

Three/nine or three/eleven? Why?

Minho/Jorge or Minho/Ratman...gods, that's hilarious, but Minho/Jorge because they don't hate each other. Even if Jorge did threaten to cut off his fingers.

Summary for a three/four fic?

When the Griever attacked them, Minho knew he had to get Alby back as fast as he could. But what would happen if...when they can't make it? Will Minho abandon his friend or stick with him no matter what?

Is there such thing as a nine/seven pairing?

Frypan and Jorge? No. No there is not.

Suggest a title for a ten/five hurt comfort fic?

Please, Tommy, Please. AGH I HATE MYSELF I'VE JUST BROUGHT THE BLOODY FEELS...

Would you put anything on your favs list about twelve?

Yeah, Brenda's cool. Just not a Trenda story

If you wrote a song fic about one, what song would it be (from my playlist?)

Teresa. For some reason I'm getting MCR vibes, so I'm going with Famous Last Words (yes I'm a bad, bad ironic evil person. I'm feeling the pain too, alright?)

If you wrote a three/ten/eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Major violence and abuse.

When was the last time you read a fic about seven?

Frypan? Never, I don't think.

What title would you give this fic?

The Chef's Perspective (I dunno, let's just roll with that)

I was on Pinterest the other day, and something caught my eye. It was a post to make Newt Day a thing. So on September seventh, which is the two hundred and fiftieth day of the year, everyone in the fandom writes 'Great, we're all bloody inspired' on their arm or hand or wrist so we know who the true fans really are. Spread this around as much as you can, and let's make this a thing!

Okay, so I'm gonna Google twenty random questions, and answer them. So if they're seriously weird, blame Google. Some of them may be kinda like advice, cause there's these two columns and my wi-fi's slow...so yeah.

HV's Advice and Question Column (got a nice ring to it, huh?)

Number One: What colour socks are you wearing?

Great start. I'm not actually wearing any socks. Ugg boots. Which are brown

Number Two: If you could travel anywhere in time and space, where would you go?

Antarctica. I wanna see the penguins.

Number Three: (and...it's an advice one!) If your friend was cheating on their boy/girlfriend, do you think you should tell said boy/girlfriend?

Well, it's kinda disloyal to your friend, but I mean, they're cheating on them, so...I'd probably just ask the friend about it, then tell the boy/girlfriend if they weren't gonna do anything.

Number Four: Should I buy a microphone and start recording my music?

Well, I mean, only if you're actually good...don't be like Jacob whats-his-name Satorius and somehow be famous because...I don't know why he's famous. Ideas?

Number Five: Would you rather go into the past or future?

I'd go into the future, because unless there's some serious Neanderthal twerps running the world, they should've invented a time machine, so I could go back into the past.

Number Six: Should I ask her out?

Well, person who exists in whatever other universe, I think you should, because life is too short for insecurities about whether someone likes you back. If you like someone, they're obviously gonna be at least a little bit nice, right? So what's the worst that'll happen if they don't like you back? Trust me, they're not gonna laugh at you mercilessly and hate you forever. Go for it.

I totally wrote that myself. All on my own. No, I'm serious!

Number Seven: Should I steal a virtual knife from a friend who I don't know in real life?

Um. No. Let's go with no.

Number Eight: Why does a guy keep commenting on how I smell nice?

Ah, back to advice. If he's saying you smell nice, it probably means you smell really nice, or he likes you! Hey, what a genius am I, yeah?

Number Nine: Would you rather be really hairy or completely bald?

Probably bald, because the hair would get annoying, and you'd have to shower heaps and...yeah, I'll leave it there.

Number Ten: If you could only eat one thing in the world, what would it be?

Pizza. Fo sure.

Number Eleven: If someone had no teeth and got turned into a vampire, would they be able to suck blood or would they have no fangs?

I've had this one before! They could still suck blood, because I think they grow the fangs when they get turned into vampires. But I dunno, I'm no Twilight expert.

Number Twelve: Do you shower everyday?

As a matter of fact, I do. Well, most days.

Number Thirteen: Blondes or brunettes?

I'm gonna have to go with blondes.

Number Fourteen: If you had the chance to be invisible for a day, what would you do?

Ooh, okay. I've been hoping for this moment my whole life. So, I'd probably sneak into some high-class places, maybe do some stalking...nah, jokes. I think. I'd scare the bejeezus out of people, maybe hit the shops and 'borrow' some stuff, if you know what I mean. Go do all this stuff that you have to be a certain age for. Hit the supermarket, pig out, go to school and do stuff with the teachers things to freak them out and make the kids laugh. I could go on, but I'll leave it there. For now.

Number Fifteen: What are the strongest materials to make the worlds largest toilet plunger? (What the hell were they thinking?)

Duct tape. Always duct tape. And a sponge on a stick. You know what, that's just weird, never mind.

Number Sixteen: If you were to write a book, what would it be about?

Apart from fanfiction, you mean? Probably some funny action thing. On that note, I'm gonna advertise my fictionpress account. Go check it out! I update, like, never, but y'know, give it a look, okay? Okay.

Number Seventeen: If you could move to any other country, where would you move?

So, it would be kinda weird if I didn't say Antarctica cause I said it for the other question, so let's go with that.

Number Eighteen: If you were given the chance to sky dive, would you do it?

Course I would. I'm all about the extremes. That seemed real mellow for an extremist (I hope that's what it's called, and I didn't just call myself some kind of terrorist. Oops)

Number Nineteen: Will humans always betray others if it benefits them?

Homosapiens are a strange breed, and methinks that thee shalt always end up betraying thy brethren, even if 'twas not thou intentions. I give up on the Shakespearean, but seriously, I think people always want what's best for themselves, and everyone has their inner Slytherin.

Number Twenty: What is your favourite song?

So, it changes every week basically, but it's currently Forget About It by All Time Low

Well, you have finally reached the end of my profile (if you bothered reading all the crap that's on it), so congrats. If you even read all my rants, double kudos, you must have seriously good endurance. I don't actually have anything to say here, so I have no clue why I wrote this, but I may as well do some advertising while I'm here.

Go listen to All Time Low! Best band ever.

Until the next time I update, which we all know could be any time between a couple minutes or a couple months. Who knows? Certainly not me,

-HV out