Jeffaplushide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Calvin & Hobbes, Lord of the Rings, Peanuts, Harry Potter, Over the Hedge, Inheritance Cycle, Fairly OddParents, Family Guy, Alvin and the chipmunks, and Bolt. Hi there! Glad to see that you took the time to read this here profile. Name: Jeff, but I also answer to Jeffa, Scrat (don't ask), and other equally strange nicknames. Books/Comics: Movies: TV Shows: Video Games: STATUS OF CURRENT STORIES: The Fairly Odd Sponge: Definitely on hiatus. I simply cannot find time to work on this, plus I haven't seen either show in awhile. I do plan to eventually finish it, but only after I've been able to get a firmer grasp on the canon once again. When that will be, however, I can't tell you. Only A Dream: There's one chapter left on this saga, one that's been in planning for almost two years. I know exactly what has to happen; it's writing it that causes a bit of a stumble. Never fear, however; it should be finished soon. I also might do one more story after this one; if so, however, it will be a oneshot, rather than another multi-chapter epic. Those things are fun to do, but very time-consuming. Phew. Okay, that's pretty much all I have to say; I think I'm done rambling. And I can't think of a good way to sign off, so, uh ... goodbye. Peace out. Yeah, there we go. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Other Side of Goodbye by quitesirius reviews
“I don’t want to be an angel,” Fred says, barely above a whisper as he tries desperately to touch his mother’s face and wipe away her tears. Fred must come to terms with his own death before he can say goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,119 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W.
The Vagrant by Yearning reviews
Sometimes, it's not where you're running to, it's where you're running from that matters most. Selected memories of Alphonse "Panther" Caluroso's dealings with Wolf, and a life spent trying to outrun, well, almost everything. R&R Appreciated
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Panther C.
These Wide, Wide Woods by Symbolist reviews
He stands – then sits back down. The wind picks up, tugging at her apron strings, pulling her hair across her face. He tells himself it is too soon. She tells herself it is too late.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Barney Stinson: God Among Men by imsanehonest reviews
Barney Stinson was a god among men. It was just a fact of life that he had long since made his peace with.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Nightmares by IAmZim reviews
How Dave handles Nightmares...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Looking From Above by Sirius Blaak reviews
MAJOR DH SPOILERS! The story of nine of the fallen, looking down on two monumental events that will change their lives after death forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Paradisus Canis, or Never Let Him Go by Merry1978 reviews
All dogs, as everybody well knows, go to heaven. Severus Snape doesn't seem to be so lucky. Or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Mirror Images by checkerboxed reviews
[Oneshot LJ] Lily is kidnapped one night by a certain James Potter, and she's not exactly happy about this. And what is so special about this stupid mirror?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Weedhacker Incident by J. K. Baduini reviews
RJ's more affected by the family of foragers he's got collecting food for him than he admits even to himself. Oneshot.
Over the Hedge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
GarfBob SquareField by garfieldodie reviews
Garfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. Uh oh. COMPLETE!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes III: Double Trouble by Swing123 reviews
Sequel to C&H: The Movie, and C&H II: Lost at Sea. When Rupert snd Earl set out for revenge, Calvin and Hobbes are kidnapped by a strange man who wants a rasnom for their return. FINISHED
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Revenge by The Atomic Cafe reviews
Post HBP. Remus tries to help Bill during a full moon. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Bill W., Remus L. - Complete
Family of friends by FutureFox reviews
Everyone's thoughts through the end of the film about how their friendship has progressed.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005
Crushing Hands by Mizamour reviews
Gollum’s pov. His escape from Baraddur. Rated for disturbing imagery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Gollum, Smeagol
All we used to do by AnotherChapterOfMe reviews
Calvin's grown up and Hobbes misses him.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2005
Everybody's Gotta Leave Sometime by DarkMark reviews
Written shortly before the death of Charles Schulz, at which time the Peanuts gang had to face the fact of going on without him.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Only A Dream reviews
Sequel to Captured. When lightning strikes RJ during a storm, he falls into a coma and relives his past through his dreams. While trying to revive him, the other Hedgies must deal with a growing threat among them. UPDATED; epilogue coming soon. R&R!
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2007
Not Real reviews
A oneshot that takes place during the movie. Two Doberman Pinschers brutally bum-rush Bolt in the alleyways of Las Vegas. Bolt takes them on, hoping that this might be when his powers at last re-emerge - but then they don't.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Dave reviews
The kiddos venture out to find their friend Dave the perfect birthday present. Their adventure lands them in a hedge, on top of a Hummer, and eventually bouncing off the aisles of a supermarket. Movie based.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
It Has to Be Said reviews
When Brian is drunk, he lets his guard down. And when the result is a fateful letter written to the one person he's always been infatuated with, Lois must come to terms with the fact that she's never known Brian's true feelings.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Brian G., Lois G. - Complete
The Fairly Odd Sponge reviews
It's summer, and Timmy becomes frustrated with his scuba suit while diving on vacation. When he wishes he could just live underwater, he meets a certain yellow sponge and pink starfish! A crossover in typical Nickelodeon style. ON HIATUS
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Timmy
Vengeance reviews
AU. While tracking the Ra'zac through the Beor Mountains, Eragon and Saphira come across a Shrrg — a giant wolf. They soon discover that he has the gift of speech ... but is he a friend, or a foe?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Captured reviews
RJ & Hammy get caught by human scientists and sent to an animal testing lab, and it's up to the other Hedgies to go after them.
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Grave Thoughts reviews
Harry visits his parents' graves at Godric's Hollow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Voldemort vs Vader reviews
Who would have won in a battle between the Dark Lord and the Lord of the Sith?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
A Charlie Brown Christmas: The Novelization reviews
Merry Christmas! Here is my take on the beloved holiday special.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Sméagol's Redemption reviews
AU. Oneshot. The story of what Might Have Been, if the Sméagol side had finally overtaken the Gollum side of the little creature. Based solely on the movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Smeagol, Gollum - Complete
Strange Encounter reviews
Aliens have visited Earth and demanded a refund upon discovering winter. When Calvin refuses, he gets a lot more than he bargained for, and Hobbes must set things right.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
