All projects: ERM. YEAH. The have been ABANDONED! DISCONTINUED! AND SUCH! I am . Or something. SO. I tip my hat to ye who read my ickle ficlets. And would like you all to know. I probably won't be updating. Ever. So. Rest in peace my little ficlets.

Why? (My favorite question of all time by the way) ... Why not update those pitiful attempts at literature? Because the writing is terrible. Bad everything. Just horrible. I can't read it and not cringe. But I can't take them down either...SO. Here they stay. Just so other people may cringe along with me and laugh at my poor eighth grade/high school writing skills...

Sporks are, without a doubt, the ugliest eating utensils ever invented.

ONWARD!!

•Me and BOOKS...are best friends. Go read (again): Pride and Prejudice, The Help, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and anything by Tamora Pierce.

•Current music addictions: Coldplay, Damien Rice, Dave Matthews Band. More Coldplay.

And because I'm sure you are all going to go watch all of these...

•Movies that rock my socks: Moulin Rouge!, A Knight's Tale, Pairs je t'aime, Pride and Prejudice, Gladiator.

•TV: House, LOST, CSI, Grey's Anatomy, and AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. (I can't live without it and now it's OVER!! I no longer have any reason to live.)

•Just in case you meet me in some dark alley and you fear for your life, all you have to do is offer me one of the following:

Chinese FOOD. (the REAL stuff. For the most part...) I also love chocolate (the darker, the better), GUACAMOLE!, green bean casserole, the yellowish-green apples, sparkling water and cranberry juice, Garden Salsa Sun Chips, raspberries, mushrooms, rice noodles, tomato and egg, MANGO Gatorade (yes it DOES exist!), and Altoids of the cinnamon variety.

And I can now wield chopsticks with the best of them, so beware.