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Joined 06-16-16, id: 7971812, Profile Updated: 01-17-18
Author has written 82 stories for Steven Universe, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Hollow Knight.

Welcome to The Thing I'm Doing with my English Degree/am too ashamed about to talk about in real life

Operator, That's not the Way it Feels by BlueBirdys reviews
Late night, emotionally compromised voice mails are a specialty of his. Checking to make sure it was going to the correct person, however, is not. Content warning: Discussion of mental illness, suicidal ideation
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2016 - [Lars, Ronaldo F.] - Complete
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The Straights reviews
Roommates Shiro and Ezor pretend to be straight people
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/9 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Ezor - Complete
The Deathplace of a God reviews
Team Sincline plays Monsters and Mana
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/7/2019 - Lotor, Acxa, Ezor, Narti
Loodles reviews
Ghost drunk-sits Cornifer
Hollow Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2019 - Cornifer, Iselda, the Knight - Complete
Relics
Lemm invites Quirrel over for tea. Quirrel is kind of oblivious.
Hollow Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2019 - Quirrel - Complete
Always Win your Battles reviews
Zote and Tiso size each other up in the Colosseum
Hollow Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Zote/Grey Prince Zote, Tiso - Complete
The Sound of the Night
Quirrel talks with Ghost over a campfire
Hollow Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Quirrel, the Knight - Complete
Things Felt and Known
Narti and Kova's first meeting
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Lotor, Narti - Complete
Ezor Discovers Coffee reviews
Ezor discovers coffee
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2019 - Slav, Colleen H., Acxa, Ezor - Complete
The Little Prince
In the reality where Honerva is dead, Pidge gets a visit from a stranger
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2019 - [Pidge G./Katie H., Lotor] Colleen H. - Complete
Green Beans and Chalkboards reviews
Acxa and Leifsdottir being autistic at each other on the Atlas
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2019 - Acxa - Complete
A Perfect World reviews
In Honerva's ideal reality, young Lotor grieves his mother
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2019 - Sendak, Lotor - Complete
The Pie House reviews
Keith and Pidge explore a haunted house [mild gore warning]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2019 - Keith, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
This Reality's 3rd Most Accurate Horoscope reviews
Slav writes a horoscope column
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2019 - Slav - Complete
The Tunnel of Love
Things turn a bit gay on the Clear Day ride
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2019 - [Keith, Hunk] - Complete
Risks reviews
Allura rejects Lance
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Lance, Princess Allura - Complete
The Hamster reviews
Hunk gives Shiro a therapy hamster
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Hunk - Complete
Anthropology reviews
Romelle seeks to hasten Allura's recovery by showing her all the nifty Earth stuff
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Princess Allura - Complete
Spaghetti Night reviews
Rolo's gang is invited to the Holts' for dinner
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Matt H., Colleen H., Nyma, Rolo - Complete
It's Dangerous to go Alone reviews
a Zelda AU
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Keith, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura
Bowties and Shells reviews
Keith and Krolia don't know what to get each other for Christmas
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2018 - Keith, Lance, Coran, Krolia - Complete
Stranded reviews
Lance and Lotor crash-land on the same planet
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Lance, Lotor - Complete
Solitary reviews
Lotor gets sprung from Sendak's prison but things really aren't all that good
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Sendak, Haggar, Lotor, Acxa - Complete
Your Brain on Worms reviews
Inside the mind of Worm-Coran
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Hunk, Coran - Complete
Will Ye Go, Laddie, Go? reviews
Taking a stab at Radioactivesupersonic's fantasy AU from Tumblr. Lotor is a fairy stuck hanging around Lance and there are Shenanigans
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 3/7/2018 - Lance, Hunk, Matt H., Lotor
Dr Slav reviews
Now on Earth, Slav becomes a therapist
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Keith, Slav - Complete
Butterflies reviews
Romelle and Coran find a caterpillar
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Coran - Complete
Immolation reviews
A Voltron Black Butler AU in which Shiro is the impeccable demon butler and Pidge is the young master. Content warning for violence and references to sexual assault
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 5/25/2018
Story Hour reviews
Keith drunk-sits Lance and they exchange stories
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2018 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Things that Didn't Matter reviews
Pidge has a minor confession for Matt after she finds him
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Sonic Dreams reviews
Pidge accidentally sends everyone a triple-X Sonic fanfiction that she has for... reasons.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2018 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Mints reviews
Leifsdottir and Pidge being autistic Garrison buddies
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2018 - Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
The Du-Flax Pond reviews
Acxa and Allura bond over getting burned by the same guy
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2018 - [Acxa, Princess Allura] - Complete
The Family Dog reviews
That time when Gunther was Colleen's only reason to be alive
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Colleen H., Gunther, Iverson - Complete
And They All Died of Dysentery reviews
Pidge mods the Monsters and Mana system to play Oregon Trail
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Guinea Pigs reviews
College AU - Keith finds an illegal guinea pig stashed in his dorm room
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2018 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Wishing Well reviews
Lance uses his celebrity status to make up for that time he stole money from a child
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Lance, OC, Kaltenecker - Complete
Three Mareep reviews
A drabble inspired by Radioactivesupersonic's Pokémon AU on Tumblr
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H., Iverson - Complete
Plus-One reviews
Keith gets ditched at a wedding and becomes Lance's fake boyfriend. Inspired by blueconstellation on AO3
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - [Keith, Lance] T. Shirogane/Shiro
Pieces of the Universe reviews
Ezor and Zethrid cope with their feelings by beating the shit out of each other [warning for BDSM]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2018 - [Ezor, Zethrid] - Complete
Too Gay to Function reviews
Keith is worried he's breaking Acxa's heart
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2018 - [Keith, Acxa] Pidge G./Katie H., Krolia - Complete
Stillbirth reviews
Keith has a really fucked-up nightmare about his family history [warning for gore and some other stuff]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2018 - Keith, Acxa, Krolia - Complete
Emperor Ezor reviews
Ezor becomes the new emperor after winning the next Kral Zera, and boy does she have a bucket list.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Haggar, Acxa, Ezor, Zethrid - Complete
It Started at the PTA reviews
Sam Holt takes a shine to a lovely gentleman in the PTA. The only trouble is, Sam's already married, and the lovely gentleman might be an alien from outer space.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura, Coran, Matt H.
Sam Adopts the Generals reviews
Sam Holt goes all-out Mister Rogers on his kidnappers
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Acxa, Ezor, Zethrid - Complete
Through the Cracks reviews
An AI copy of Shiro's mind finds itself on a space station full of robot animals, a la Space Station Silicon Valley
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Krolia - Complete
Old Souls reviews
Many years later, the Paladins have been reincarnated into other beings.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance - Complete
An Imperial Physician reviews
Having been transported to Sven's reality, Ulaz works in Space Hospital [rated T for somewhat-graphic medical stuff]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Ulaz, Slav - Complete
Night on the Star Whale reviews
Keith dreams of his father's death the night Krolia learns about it
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Keith, Krolia - Complete
The Reality Where Slav Drowns reviews
Slav thinks Shiro is hitting on him.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2018 - [T. Shirogane/Shiro, Slav] Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
The Picture reviews
Acxa's fraught relationship with her emotionally-unavailable mother basically fucked her up for life
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Keith, Lotor, Acxa, Krolia - Complete
Planetside reviews
Krolia reflects upon her life while on Earth
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Krolia - Complete
The Forbidden One
Voltron: Legendary Defender but with Millennium Items and Yugioh monsters
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,636 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018
Alas, Poor Yorak reviews
The real reason Krolia wanted to name Keith "Yorak"
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2018 - Krolia - Complete
A Pink Flower
A fic in honor of Bandor's crush on Lotor
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Lotor - Complete
Draw Me a Sheep reviews
Pidge and Lotor read The Little Prince. Spoilers for The Little Prince :P
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2018 - Pidge G./Katie H., Lotor - Complete
The Room Where it Happened reviews
Narti shanks a rapist. Content warning for rape and shanking.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Ezor, Narti - Complete
The Change Behind her Eyes reviews
AU - Pidge, a changeling, gets taken in by Shiro and his supernatural friend group
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Keith, Lance] T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Uncanny Valley reviews
Pidge and Matt find each other, but all's not as it seems [cw: gun violence]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 2/23/2018 - Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura, Matt H. - Complete
Everyone Dies reviews
The aftermath of each Paladin's death
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Pidge's Diary reviews
Pidge doesn't recognize when people are flirting with her
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
The Universe's Favorite Cat reviews
Team Sincline somehow gets access to Earth's internet and discovers a new passion – cat videos.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Acxa, Ezor, Zethrid, Narti - Complete
Preservation of Life reviews
Suffering brain damage from the hoktril, alternate-reality Pidge joins the Guns of Gamara. Content warning for death and gore
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H., Slav
This One reviews
Just a weird piece about a sentient comet that explodes through multiple realities
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Black Lion, Red Lion, Green Lion, Blue Lion - Complete
Like Love reviews
Lotor's adoptive space sisters look out for him when he's sick
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Lotor, Acxa, Ezor, Zethrid - Complete
The Last Can of Who-Hash reviews
The team discovers that certain foods have a drug-like effect on humans. A game of Never Have I Ever breaks out.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Won't You Be My Neighbor? reviews
The only constant in Keith's childhood was Mister Rogers
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Keith - Complete
Visions of Sugar Plums reviews
Pidge's adoptive space brothers talk her down after a nightmare
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
ASMR with Slav reviews
Slav abuses his vlog privileges by making hour-long ASMR videos
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2017 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Slav, Iverson - Complete
The Christmas Episode reviews
It's Christmas on the castle ship, and no one loves it more than Lance. To his slight dismay.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2017 - [Lance, Keith] Princess Allura, Coran - Complete
War Games reviews
The paladins build opposing pillow forts and declare war. Shiro is both liaison and collateral.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
The Witch of November Come Stealing reviews
An alternate timeline where Keith and Pidge meet at the Garrison and team up to uncover the truth about the Kerberos mission. They really suck at friendship, but they're trying. [TW self-harm, suicidal ideation]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/13/2017 - [Keith, Lance] Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Icing on the Cake reviews
Lotor finally has a chance to discover his sweet tooth when Hunk bakes him a cake
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Lance, Hunk, Coran, Lotor - Complete
Hanahakaloogie reviews
Keith is coughing out flower petals but insists he doesn't have a crush on anyone. Everyone tries to kiss him better.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2017 - [Keith, Lance] Pidge G./Katie H., Coran - Complete
Live Fast reviews
Matt propositions Keith and they have a roundabout heart-to-heart
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2017 - [Keith, Matt H.] - Complete
Do We Torture the Captives, or Eat the Birthday Cake? reviews
A tribute to my favorite line from 80's Voltron, in which Lotor tortures the captives by eating the cake in front of them
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Keith, Lance, Lotor - Complete
Murmur reviews
Keith breaks down learning Shiro is dating Matt
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro] Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Atheist in a Foxhole reviews
Mentally fraying in prison, Matt starts to ponder theology
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/11/2017 - [Matt H., T. Shirogane/Shiro] - Complete
Reforming in Your Mind reviews
Lapis and Peridot down an entire batch of pot brownies in a single night
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/31/2017 - [Peridot, Lapis Lazuli] Amethyst - Complete
Comorbidity reviews
Human AU - Peridot and Lapis bond over their mental illnesses. Trigger warning in Chapter 2 for eating disorder stuff and questionable consent
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Amethyst, Jasper
Jesus is Coming - Look Human reviews
Lapis and Peridot discover Jesus.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2016 - [Peridot, Lapis Lazuli] - Complete
Crying Moonshine Friends reviews
Peridot and Pearl drunkenly commiserate over their love lives.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - [Peridot, Lapis Lazuli] Amethyst, Pearl - Complete
Don't Try This at Home reviews
Lapis comes down with a mysterious affliction. Is her detest for Camp Pining Hearts to blame, or is it something more serious? Much Lapidot.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Garnet, Steven U. - Complete