Before you continue, I must warn you. I'm a weird human being.

Hey!

I'm Empoleonmaster23, an avid Fanfic reader and writer!

Updates and Stuff

Wow! I'm... I'm alive, surprisingly. Truly, this is a miracle. Still planning on doing Furs and whatnot but none of ideas were gelling the way I wanted, so I'm looking externally for any ideas. Having each idea fall over sucked the motivation out, so any contributions would be appreciated.

In other news, a new Oneshot is coming. It'll be something I haven't written about before.

My Stories

Furs: Rewritten: A novel about Furs and their struggles to survive from the perspective of a boy kidnapped and transformed against his will. The longest story I've written, I took a basic concept that was created by SnowMisfit, and decided to flesh that out into my own novel, completely deviating from her original story as it was. I still wholly credit Furs as a creation to her, but I consider the story my own. I plan to peridoically update this whenever it happen, though it is currently inactive due to Writers block and lack of motivation.

Empoleon and Sylveon: A story about a Sylveon with supernatural powers that she fears will bring about destruction. This one is a bit wild and I wasn't quite confident in writing yet. As such, ideas and the actual plot are a bit variable. Whilst I plan to eventually finish the story, I may rewrite it first.

Five Nights at Home: Originally intended to be a story about FNaF breaking out of the screen to hunt two children, this story was essentially cancelled before it begun. My collab author essentially lost interest after the first part and deleted the story, leaving only half of the first chapter in tact. It's unlikely to be revisited

A Tribute to Iwata: As the Summary states, this is simply a tribute to a great man who was gone too soon.

Before Furs: Lavender's Story: This was written when the Original Furs was still being written by SnowMisfit. It was intended to tell the story of Lavender back from 2018, the year of disaster in-universe, until 2027, the current time period. It also was meant to tie into a series about said backstories, as well as a Long abandoned idea stemming from a series of stories from over 7 years beforehand.

It's since become obsolete as I've worked on the new version of the story, and the quality is far below par in my own opinion. It may be revisited, but it will require a full overall if that's the case and will be unlikely to resemble the old version.

A Faceless Journal A companion fic to Furs. Journal entries from a nameless character. I wrote this just as an experiment at first, but decided to publish it and actually incorporate said character into Furs temporarily. It'll likely be updated until one of a number of options occurs.

Here's some completely pointless info about me.

Generic Profile stuff but it's actually a Pokemon

Nickname: JO!!!!!!!!!!

Species: Empoleon

Level: 100

Region: Sinnoh

Trainer: Epicman. Don't understand his name though…

Moves: Bubblebeam, Bide, Whirlpool and Hydro Pump.

Teammates: Roserade, Staraptor, Luxray, Bibarel and Dialga

Team: Valor

Type: Water/Steel

Top 5 Favourite Game Characters

1. Empoleon

2. Nia

3. Melia

4. Callie

5. Luigi

Honourable Mentions: Luigi, Crackle/Spork, Asriel, Hop

3 Least Favourite Game Characters Reasoning.

Pearl (Splatoon) - Her design, just not a fan of it.

Callum/Serena (Pokemon X/Y) - Too easy to defeat for a rival character and very bland overall.

Riki(Xenoblade Chronicles) - Riki just doesn't connect with me. Not necessarily a bad character, but one the weaker character in my opinion.

Some Honourable Authors:

This lot got me into writing. I greatly thank them for that.

AmericanPi

Forever United Never We Fall

KudelyFan93 - Retired

SnowMisfit

Shadoweye77

TeddyBearTy

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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

Complex Math equations. Yikes. Not gonna subject y'all to that.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Oxygen, Nitrogen... the usual, y'know?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Air Crash Investigations

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

About 12:00.

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?

12:01. Keeping on track of my time.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Aircon

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Stepping Outside, earlier today.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep.

11. When did you last laugh?

About 2 hours ago

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, Plaster, Paper- I could go on here.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Depends on the definition of weird and in relation to what, specifically. Personally, I haven't.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

'It's outdated so let's do it again'

15. What is the last film you saw?

Ford vs Ferrari

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Breakfast. I'm hungry in the morning.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

That, in fact, you and I are me. Subsequently this means that I cannot consciously not know something about you as I am you.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would cause the creation of easily accessible basic human rights, and the ability to waive all costs regarding these rights - 'Free' Healthcare in places like the US would cost trillions if implemented, so the removal of these costs is a necessity.

19. Do you like to dance?

Eh.

20. George Bush.

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Tara

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Barry

Fictionpress profile: https://www.fictionpress.info/u/1084321/ (There's nothing on here though)