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Joined 09-23-16, id: 8296250, Profile Updated: 05-25-20
Author has written 10 stories for Glee.

Currently working on: AU where faberry meets as kids. Might take a while due to it being exam season for me.


I like reading, playing video games, and I do the write thing every once in a while.

I promise that all my fics will see completion eventually, and I'm on ao3, twitter, and tumblr, all as ParadoxalPen.

I also moderate on the faberry lives discord server, come scream at me maybe ( /Q8tQu3H)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that could get me sued.

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Streetlights by weirdprince reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,859 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 15,182 - Follows: 13,676 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Origin of Love by aliciameade reviews
That pesky soulmate AU when you're born with your soulmate's name tattooed on your wrist. With the added twist that your archenemy's name is on the other wrist. And you don't know which is which...until you know.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece by bechloehuh reviews
Beca is in love with Chloe. Chloe is in love with Stacie. Stacie is in love with Aubrey. Everything is messed up. (The unrequited love AU that nobody asked for.) Title taken from Halsey's 'Colors'.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Stacie - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 12,026 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
There Was a Soul Here by PenchantPal reviews
Something has happened to Quinn Fabray over the Summer. The people of McKinley High all know some of the details, for it is impossible not to have heard, but they do not know everything about the event which has shattered Quinn: that which has left her an empty husk who does not speak. But Quinn is not the only one who has been broken by the event. [AU, HS]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,260 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] Puck, Santana L. - Complete
Expectations (and Equations) by les cousins dangereux reviews
It's simple math, really; if x plus 1 equals 3, then x equals 2. Kimmy Jin doesn't understand why her roommate can't seem to grasp the concept when there are a few substitutions involved [where if x plus the white girl equals love, then x equals Chloe Beale]. (Two Parts)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Equilibrium by TripUpStairs reviews
Rachel makes a deal to ensure Quinn lives following the car accident and ultimately changes her own life in turn. She quickly learns that there is no easy happy ending when you mess with fate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,839 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Heart is a Machine by K'sChoiceofAFI reviews
AU. Future fic. Quinn Fabray, former blade runner, is called back into the force when a group of androids called replicants crash land on Earth and go on a killing spree. When a seemingly unique in her own way android weasels her way into Quinn's life, Quinn begins to question what it really means to be human.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,728 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 17,665 - Follows: 15,989 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Converge by K'sChoiceofAFI reviews
AU. Future fic. Rachel and Quinn used to date long ago but were forced to break up. Now Quinn works in the A&R department at a very successful record company. A new artist walks in hoping to get signed and changes Quinn's world. Previous and eventual R/Q.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,081 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
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Paradoxical Parallels reviews
The multiverse theory dictates that there is an infinite number of alternate timelines and realities. I dictate that Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray fall in love in every single one. Fite me. (more like; I crosspost my tumblr stuff I deem good enough over here on ffn and ao3. Ficlet collection.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 11/25/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.]
I Choose You reviews
'And just like that, Leroy dashes off, leaving Rachel basically stranded on an unknown island with the prettiest woman she has ever met for the next two months, eight days, and two hours. Just fantastic.' – Or; the one where Quinn is a Pokémon Doctor and Rachel is enamored.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2019 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
Sweatshirt Season reviews
Rachel is a lil heart-stealing thief, but she's also a sweatshirt-stealing one, and Quinn has no idea whether to curse her or kiss her senseless. (She damn well knows that it's the latter, but let her delusion herself a bit, yeah?) – Long-distance college Faberry fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete
Blame it on the Alcohol (or the gay, whatever) reviews
"I can't believe what you did to my body, I used to have abs!" - In which one sentence is totally incorrect and causes chaos and havoc and Faberry feelings to happen. Also known as drunk Rachel is kyoot and Finn is stoopid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete
You're Mine reviews
Her eyes narrow further, and Quinn growls, low and husky. "I don't want a stupid boy, Berry." - In which Quinn is sex on legs, and Rachel is confused (read: horny). Faberry rewrite of junior year with possessive/protective!Quinn, updates every Sunday.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,378 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 5/19/2019 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.]
Of Video Games and Dorkiness reviews
Quinn's always been a force to be reckoned with. So when Rachel takes a pregnant Quinn in, the takeover by way of video games shouldn't be all that surprising. The falling in love with her part should be alarming though. Probably.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2019 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
My Heart Burns (you came to put it out) reviews
Rachel's going to marry Finn. Until Quinn comes knocking, and then she isn't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete
listen before i go reviews
Quinn hasn't shown up to Glee for weeks. It's the first thought that Rachel has when she gazes upon the empty seat in the last row, and it's the last thought she has before her world starts to crumble down on itself. - '"Well maybe both of you didn't do enough!" Brittany finally snaps, before her eyes dim. "…None of us did."'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 4/17/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.]
Just Swingin' By reviews
Spider-Quinn AU - 'She rips open the door, expecting to see someone along the likes of Doc Ock, but instead is greeted with the sight of the same girl she had saved earlier, crushed under an overlarge suitcase. Guess the Universe really does have it out for her today, huh.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete
Starstruck reviews
You can't catch lightning, but you can be struck by it. Percy Jackson AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2019 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete