I am on permanent leave from FanFiction. I'm sorry. I don't intend to update any of my stories, ever again. Sorry dudes and dudettes.

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A little about me:

Name: Alyson May

Age: 18

Homestate: Washington

Song that currently describes my life: "Marchin On" by OneRepublic

Book that I'm currently reading: "The Naked Roommate and 107 Other Things You Might Run Into in College" by Harlan Cohen and "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" by JK Rowling

Fave singers/bands: Tegan and Sara, Blaqk Audio, AFI, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Three Days Grace, Meg and Dia, Shiny Toy Guns, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Shiny Toy Guns, Taylor Swift, Imogen Heap

Fave books: The Time Traveler's Wife, Harry Potter Series

QUOTES:

Iggy: "Max? Can I come in? I just have to brush my teeth." Max: "I'm in a towel." Iggy: "I'm blind!" Max: "No, really? Are you sure?" -Maximum Ride SOF

English Teacher (ET): You look like that one girl off of High School Musical. Kelsi. And you're smart like her and you wear glasses. Me: I play piano like her, too! ET: Well, there you go! If only you did ballet and were Russian you'd be exactly like her. Me: Well...I did ballet in the 3rd grade, but I'm Polish and Norwegian. ET: Oh, then you're nothing like her.

"Why isn't sugar a vegetable? What about chocolate?" -Sheri

"All they think about is food, sex, food, sex, food, sex!" -my science teacher on a goldfish's thoughts.

Science teacher: "You are the ugliest fish I've ever seen!" Goldfish: "Uhm...food..." -a discussion on how to stress out a goldfish in science

It increases your chances of being hit by lightening when you stand under your tree. It increases it more if you raise your fist at the sky and scream, "STORMS SUCK!!" at the top of your lungs.

SONG QUOTES:

"I'll stare forever and love whatever breaks my heart." ~Blaqk Audio's Semiotic Love (Davey Havok)

"You're beautiful, every little piece, love." ~Taylor Swift's Stay Beautiful (Taylor Swift, Liz Rose)

"This song goes out to my big brother for putting up with me following you around and making me smile when things at home weren't great and for not getting mad when I humped your girlfriend, for letting me take your car to the prom, for beating up the guys who put my bike in a tree, for hand-me-down albums and guitars with no strings and for never beating the shit out of me!" ~Bowling for Soup's My Hometown (Jaret Reddick)

"Those three words are said too much but not enough." ~Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars (Gary Lightbody)