Jay Petrakishide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for iCarly, Glee, and Pokémon. Jen/Jay. 1991. professional slacker, freelance philosopher. born and raised in Hawaii. hella gay Tumblr: blainterbanana. dA: jpetrakis. Twitter: JPetrakis_808. Ships: Glee - Seblaine, Klaine, Blainter, Huntbastian, Kurtbastian, Kurtofsky, Kunter... among others... Detective Conan - Conan/Ai, Shinichi/Shiho, Shinichi/Ran, Mitsuhiko/Shiho. Hawaii Five-0: McDanno, Steve/Catherine... Naruto - NaruHina, NaruSaku, SasuSaku, SasuNaru, ShikaTema, ItaSasu, KakaIta, KakaIru... among others... X-men Evolution - Lance/Kitty, Remy/Rogue, Kurt/Kitty, Bobby/Kitty. iCarly - Seddie, Spam, Cam, Creddie, Speddie, Cibby. Useless Trivia About Me: I like to use idioms when I write. I sometimes include my own deluded fantasies in my stories, sometimes making them weird. I write too much character death and angst sometimes |
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Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
My Heart is Breaking But My Smile Stays On by Ezmia Colfer reviews
A series of one shots about the polyamorous relationship between Kurt, Sebastian, and Hunter, detailing the ups and downs of their relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Eventually I'll Get the Guy by mailroomorder reviews
When Blaine goes to college and moves into the dorms, there are a few things that are more difficult than expected; it's hard to jerk off when you're living in a dorm surrounded by people, and it's even more frustrating when the person you're fantasizing about is your roommate. But eventually he'll find the privacy to masturbate. And eventually he'll get the guy. Right? (GKM Fill)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Only The Good Die Young by dreamer.dancer.writer reviews
Nick is dying, and Jeff blames himself for not noticing sooner. This is the tale of Nicks last hours and how Jeff copes. Will he be able to continue on without his best friend and love of his life?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Syrup and Honey by LauGS reviews
AU!Klaine. Kurt Hummel is 25 years old when he finds himself being the owner of the bakery he had been dreaming about his whole life, just in time to sweeten up Blaine Anderson's days.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,555 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Urges by AmieLeighLuna reviews
Kurt is a personal stylist and he loves his clients...except one. Blaine is an arrogant celebrity that Kurt wants nothing to do with. But then Kurt sees Blaine's newest photo shoot...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sparks Might Fly by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* When single father Kurt Hummel needs to find a nanny for his baby girl, he puts an advert out and meets Blaine Anderson, a young man who needs a job and is amazing with Kurt's daughter. Kurt hires him and, could it be? nanny!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forever Gone, Forever Yours by dreamer.dancer.writer reviews
Blaine breaks up with Kurt, thinking it is the right thing to do to keep him safe. What happens when it turns out to be the worst decision of his life? How do he and everyone else cope?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Someday You Will Be Loved by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
My Life is a Song by tdrummer14 reviews
A series of one-shots in Sam and Freddie's life. This is NOT a songfic.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDiscover I Have Superpowers by Steampunk Beauty reviews
The iCarly gang stumbles upon an experience that changes their lives. Friendships will be tested, rivalries revisited, love & vulnerabilities revealed. Can the trio stick together or will they fall apart over the obstacles? Eventual mystery pairing.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,008 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To The Ones Left Behind by messy heart reviews
How do you move forward when you've been left behind? Freddie POV.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDon't Deserve This by person226 reviews
Freddie asks Sam out. She agrees. Sam talks to her mother which leads to the beginning of Sam's doubts. On the night of their date, something terrible happens. Can they get through what happened and the life-changing aftermath?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,399 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
iGet Revenge by KuroiOokami89 reviews
The iCarly gang are about to enter their junior year of high school. Freddie has feelings for Sam, but is tired of the way the blonde girl treats him. To change that, he's taking matters into his own hands. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,602 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Just A Headache by niblettk reviews
Kurt has a ruptured brain aneurysm while he and Artie give a presentation in front of Mr. Schue's class. Written for a prompt by anon at the glee angst meme.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
iCan't Take It Anymore by Mac-alicious reviews
Sam just can't take it anymore. The truth must be revealed, even if she has to do it herself. Creddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
iDon't Change by bougeotte reviews
Just the crappiest Seddie one-shot ever written. Fluff. Just a stupid drabble. If you hate it, tell me. I kind of agree with you. :
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Shiver by IamPumkin reviews
"I look at Carly. She looks at me but she doesn't look away and neither do I." Cam. Sam's POV.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
why say it again? by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
AU. "I'm not crazy, you know," she says. The legal documents say, "Yes, you are." Seddie. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Get Over It by SquishyCool reviews
After Carly breaks up with him, Freddie gets help from someone he never expected would help him. Creddie and Seddie. Short one-shot inspired by the prompt: "Get over it! You can live without her."
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Evolving Avalanche by Descendent reviews
Rating's to be safe. A Lance based fic. Slightly AU. The Final chapter is here, and with an unexpected ending.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
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pascal reviews
"If I had more time, I would've written a shorter letter." Running out of time, Sebastian writes a letter.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Bnrghhh (A Zombie Love Story) reviews
Sebastian Smythe and Blaine Anderson didn't separate when the outbreak hit Westerville, even after they were both infected. With their hunger growing, will they be able to stay together or let the virus overtake their minds? written for Spooky Seblaine Sunday 2017
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Prince and Prey reviews
Blaine's only worry as the crown prince of Westerwick was to persuade his father into allowing him to marry his childhood friend, a palace servant named Sebastian. When the kingdom is threatened by the hands of King Burt of Lima, he must do all that is within his power to take his rightful place on the throne.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
rivalis et amicus reviews
PokéGlee!AU in which Sebastian ventures on a Pokémon Adventure as a teenager. Set in the Kalos and Kanto regions of the Pokémon Universe. Sebastian Smythe never fit in with his peers after he moved to Viridian City, but he manages to make do with a new rival and possibly friend when he starts off on his own adventure. Seblaine Week 2017 - Day 5: Free Day
Crossover - Pokémon & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
canticum cordis reviews
original prompt: Seb singing "Come Running Home to You" to Blaine to get him to switch back to Dalton during Dynamic Duets after they sing Dark Side. notes: after writing my first real Seblaine fic, I wanted to write more. In comes this prompt and I've never done a song fic before (i like a challenge)… twas a fun little ditty to write! I hope you enjoy it :)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Parapluie reviews
Written for Seblaine Spring Fling 2017. Co-workers!NYC!Seblaine - Upon leaving work for the day, it's pouring-down rain and Sebastian notices his co-worker, Blaine, impatiently waiting at the door without an umbrella to protect him from the elements. Sebastian takes it as his cue to introduce himself and walk the man home.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
What Does It Take reviews
People often take relationships for granted. They don't realize how easily it is for someone to just go away with no return. Nick and Jeff have always been best friends. They've been together and they've been apart. How does one hope to cope without the other after finally realizing they're lost forever? (TW: character death, mentions of homophobia, mentions of cutting.) ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
We're Not Gonna Take It reviews
Blaine transfers to McKinley with thoughts of his boyfriend in mind. But when the resident bullies begin to stir trouble, Blaine feels that it is his duty to step up to the plate and be Kurt's knight in shining armor. But this isn't a fairy tale and sometimes life doesn't have happy endings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Lovin'Seddie 20 Word Challenge reviews
Compilation of Seddie one-shots. UPDATE 022715- #17 Water: Sam just groaned. She knew how adamant Carly was by the look on her face and knew that no tantrum was big enough to sway Carly from her decision. This summer, iCarly was hitting the beach.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Seddie Stuff reviews
Any and all Seddie; mostly one-shots and crack-shots go here.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Your Hate Isn't Hate reviews
Sequel to Your Love Isn't Love. Three years later and where are Freddie and Sam now? Living together, but at the same time alone. Shocking news brings Sam mixed feelings. Rated T for mild language, mild violence and suggestive themes. Seddie; Sam-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
A Mother's Tribute reviews
iCarly Mother's Day one-shots. Sam/Melanie, Freddie, Carly/Spencer. Genres include Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Comedy, and Drama. Seddie pairing in Freddie's chapter. Others no pairings.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iSketched Your Life reviews
A work of art speaks a million words. That's a million more words than Sam could speak, when it came to talking about her true feelings. Seddie. Rated K , might change to T in future chapters.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
I'm Afraid reviews
Based on 2x08, Furt. Kurtofsky angst. Honestly, this is crap. I was just not feeling this cliffhanger and wanted to see more. This is the outcome of those feelings. I don't even know what this is. T for language. ONESHOT. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
To Be Feared reviews
Set during 2x06, Never Been Kissed. Karofsky can't handle these emotions. He needs to let it out somehow. The story is set sort of from Karofsky's POV, but it's third-person. ONESHOT. T for violence and profanity.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Father reviews
The story from the eyes of a particular meat-loving girl's loving father. One-shot. Implied suggestive themes.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
Your Love Isn't Love reviews
Sam Puckett never relied on anyone but herself in times of trouble. But who will she turn to when her abusive father returns from prison? Sam-centric with some Seddie. Rated T for violence and mild language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,959 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Bedroom Thoughts reviews
Samantha Puckett and Freddie Benson lay in their beds, letting their minds run free of thoughts of each other...
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
