MozzarellaMermaid
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Joined 03-13-17, id: 8922653, Profile Updated: 07-20-18
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Good day to you, fellow fic reader!

My name is Kris and I love to write (like the vast majority of users on here, I'm sure).

Currently, you can read my Twilight fic; Cheap Thrills. It's a fun SI-OC with lots of interesting twists and turns, though it's rated M so not for the kiddies. Some CT readers will tell you that this story "Is a must read, I couldn't put it down", "Changed my life", "Please don't hurt my family, I'll read it", and "Non-stop action, so eloquently penned. This person clearly chose a great font."

I answer all PM's (that are in English, I won't offend a country by Google Translating anything) so if you have any questions, queries or quarrels then I shall lend you my ear. Or eyes. You cannot have my tongue though, I need that for tasting these damn peanut butter cups that I promised I wouldn't eat until I wrote this effing thing.

So, bye.


For any of those interested in my other projects, I'm currently working on a handful of fics that I plan to start posting on here eventually (hopefully).

(All titles and odd facts subject to change)

Twilight: Warriors Sweetheart - A look back into the childhood of Jasper and his first love. Just a one-shot that's been rolling around in my head for a few months.

Naruto: Feral - An OC/Kakashi story, involving wolves, lot's of fighting, some shameless fluff, and demons. Hopefully a long story that I have already rewritten because I wasn't too fond of the original, many scenes have been penned and I have 23 pages of planned chapters and a dedicated notebook that's always in my bag, so I have a lot of that already worked out.

Naruto: Gunsmith - After being killed by her own weapon, a modern day Blacksmith is reincarnated into the body of Sakura's twin sister and decides to make better use of her trade than she could in her own world. A mostly humour and adventure style fic, hopefully a good in depth look on chakra, seals, jutsu and weapons. This story had a good 3 chapters written but sadly it was on a computer that died so I'm making a slow start through it again, though I do like it more than before so there's that at least.

Harry Potter: The Rancour of Lord Potter - Something I have less worked out than the rest, but a planned "Harry takes back control of his life" fic. Lashing of manipulative Dumbledore, some Weasley bashing, and time travel. Right now it's more a messy idea but I started writing it so it's somewhere? I think.

Doctor Who: Courage Doesn't Always Roar - A story about a race of Aliens that were killed during the Time War. Survived by a sole terrified woman, she falls through the rift in Cardiff and ends up on earth. Story takes place around the end of season 3 so Ten's the current Doctor and I'm honestly not sure if I want it to be a romance or not yet. I've spent a hell of a lot of time fleshing out the world and creating the culture and world for my Alien species, which I felt was more important.

Shaman King: Sister of Iron - Born with great potential a young Shaman runs away from her oppressive home and meets two unusual women that shelter her and help her to grow strong as they fight their way through the Shaman Tournament. A slightly Soul Eater Not! inspired story, the main characters will take a back seat for my three OC's (6 if we're counting ghosts) to make their own mark upon the world. Because of that I'm not sure how cannon it'll stay or how much interest it'll get but this is all for funsies anyway.

Feel free to message me if your curious about any of these, the more interest that's shown, the more likely I am to get motivated to pen them!


To anyone curious, I like to read Harry Potter, Naruto, Shaman King, Twilight, Fruits Basket, Doctor Who, X-men, Teen Titans, Inuyasha, Percy Jackson, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Beyblade, Hunter X Hunter, Sherlock, Merlin, Torchwood, Yuri!!! on Ice, Blue Exorcist, Outlaw Star, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Avatar: The last airbender & Legend of Korra, Young Justice, Voltron, Kingdom Hearts and probably others. My taste is pretty eclectic and I'm always happy to help out anyone that's writing anything mentioned above, spit balling ideas is always fun!


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Loretta Jane and the Twilight Zone by vortexFM reviews
Loretta Jane Swan. Ed. Etta. LJ. Lor. Lora. Retta. Janie. Not Bella, never Bella - there is no Bella. She is here all the same. Charlie-Dad and Renee-Mom, but no Bella. Beautiful Forks, shitty vampires, small town gossip, but no Bella. Just Loretta, her memories, and a million unanswered questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,075 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Carlisle, Edward, Rosalie, OC
Selfishly Selfless by rose.chan27 reviews
I had my life figured out. Learn as many languages as I could, travel the world, and die before I turned 50. It's only too bad that not everything goes according to plan. SI/OC (M rating for language. Romance tag probably won't come into play til WAY later.) On hiatus. Sorry. :(
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten, OC
Happiness NeverAfter by rose.chan27 reviews
Not all love stories have a happy ending. Not all endings are sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Jasper, OC] Edward - Complete
Cheap Thrills reviews
If there was something I had to say I lived for; it would be the thrills. The rush, the adrenaline... So when I woke up in the body of Bella Swan I thought this could be exciting. Sadly, I was right. For all the wrong reasons. SI-OC, M for language, violence and sexual themes. Part one complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,827 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Bella, Jasper, OC