August 11th 2009

One word: vacation. Another word: yes.

Due to the fact that vacation = YES, my writing has either been substandard or inexistent. The only things I've been posting are chapters/oneshots I wrote before the vacation. I've been having lots of fun, but I won't update any time soon..:)

Why hello... I used to be obsessed with fanfiction. I wrote five or so stories when I was young and naive, and then completely abandoned FF. Recently, I went back on, reread my old stories and... laughed hysterically. There were factual errors everywhere and they were all before the 6th and 7th books, so they were basically useless. I recall I may have written a story about Harry Potter being in love with a.. portrait? I don't even want to think about it.

Sooo... I deleted my stories, have started a new one and am BACK. I'm still not used to FF, cause it's been so long, so bear with me.

P.S. Check out sandrocks! She writes greeeat stories.

Also, a lot of thanks to my beta izilen, who is always tres enthusiastic!

My Stories

Clumsy With Words

Rather full of satire, and so full of drama it's comedic. Please don't take this too seriously:) It's all in good fun.

“So… you don’t remember… anything? About what you did?” He said. “I said, no. Why? Did I dance on tables or something? Again, I’m sorry-“ “No, there was no dancing on tables – at least, that I know of – it’s just – you’re sure you don’t remember anything?” “No.” I narrowed my eyes. “What did I do, Teddy? Spit it out. I can take it.” I braced myself for the worst.

“Uhh, you might have… maybe… kissed… me?”

Drunken experiences and their consequences... who can't relate to that?

Diana's "black leather thing" - be prepared, quite raunchy... but that's Diana for yeh.

Figurines : Just a little oneshot I did as a treat for myself before exams. It's Ron, of course, just being incredibly Ron Weasley-ish and dealing with his fame.

Genevieve: inspired by Lolita. It's Dedalus being obsessed with Ginny, but rest assured there's no actual pairing. People who read this just for the pairing are a little sick, in my opinion. But then again, different strokes for different folks!

I Ship..

Draco/Hermione - this is a recent development but I've been obsessed! If you want to get into it try "The Bracelet" by AkashatheKitty. In my opinion, it's one of the best DHr stories on FFnet... on other sites, "The Fool, the Emperor, and the Hanged Man" by ianthe_waiting takes the cake.

Lily/James - yessss please. Deelish:)

Victoire/Teddy - it's a recent ship but it's definitely growing:) I love how JKR gave us shippers such great new opportunities in the epilogue! Which also relates to my next ship,

Rose/Scorpius - JKR made it totally clear this was a possible ship in the epilogue. I kind of like it because people who stand by Ron/Hermione can still live out their DHr fantasies in R/S. I also love how there's so much artistic freedom for their personalities... whereas DHr is a little harder to manipulate because we have so much info on them. I also beta a R/S story, "The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy" by HP.que.nette which you should definitely read:)

I usually have more in my mind.. but I'm tired right now and not in the mood to update this.:)

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