Edward the VIII
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Joined 05-16-17, id: 9225584, Profile Updated: 04-28-18
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Doki Doki Literature Club, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

You came here to my profile, presumably, to learn some things about me. I'm not exactly a forthcoming person when it comes to my personal life, but I'll let you guys know some things that I'm comfortable with. My name is Edward the VIII here... but you can call me E, Big E, E-man, Ethan (my IRL name), or whatever; I don't really mind, so long as you're respectful.

I've written quite a few stories. I started writing in April~ of 2017, and have been doing it consistently ever since.

As of my writing this, I turned twenty-one a few days ago. I live in the United States of America, and I spend my days fighting crime and kicking ass wallowing in mediocrity like 99% of humanity. Also, my real name may or may not actually be Bruce Wayne--don't inquire into that one though.

A few authors I recommend you check out, because who actually looks at favorites lists?

I'm moderator on a fanfiction discord. It's a pretty chill place to hang out, get some advice, a beta, and just talk about stuff. Here's the link if you want to join: https:///HKuZjpF

The King in White: He's a bit of a cunt, but he writes good stories. Not to mention he's all around a good dude (and a cunt ofc), and has helped me write/edit a few of my stories.

Glacious: He's a bit of a doormat when it comes to things, but I love him all the same. He wrote this pretty good story called Wood, Paper, Illusion--though I hear he's got something else interesting in the works too.

RifatAlam: Another all around cool guy. I may disagree with him on certain things--pairings, characterization, etc.--but I'd still easily call him a friend.

NXSE: He wrote a lot of pretty medicore fiction back in the day--neglect, banishment, you name it; I don't blame him for it though. He's branched out into new writing, and I even have a collab with him called 'Death and the Shinobi'. You should check it out if you have the time.

Cschman20: One of the legitimately nicest people I know, and a damn good writer to boot.

Tyrannitor: Chances are, if you're into time travel stories you've heard of this guy. Definitely an awesome dude, and I would recommend a through reading of his stories.

That's about it. Check out those authors above me, I really recommend it. I don't have much else to say, so thanks for reading my profile and I hope you like my stories.

The next bit is copied and pasted straight from a friend's profile.


Reviews are Very Fucking Important.

If you're here reading this, you should be dropping a Review instead. Clearly, you're here because of my not-too-shabby story, and instead of just gawking at some random dude's profile, you should do what everyone on this site does.

Leave A Review.

Not just on my story, but on every single story that you read. I've made it my 2016 New Year's Resolution to leave a Review every time a new chapter comes out on one of my Favourite stories. You should too.

You know why?

Because Fanfiction is not a solo experience.

Someone sits in front of a computer screen for hours, toiling and agonizing over what words to use to describe their vision for a character's actions. You only read their words because you care about the same thing. Simply telling the author that you enjoyed a particular line/scene via leaving a Review is the very least you can do.

It's simply a matter of Good Manners.

One of my favourite reviewers simply thanks me for the read each time I post a new chapter. That really motivates me, knowing that atleast someone appreciates what I do, and actually cares that I posted a chapter.

If you're one of those idiots who says that I should only write because I want to, pssh, yeah, I could. But that would completely defeat the purpose of putting it up here. And then you would be sitting with idle hands, complaining that there aren't any good stories on here.

When I say that Reviews Are Important, I mean it. I thrive in an environment with a lot of positive reinforcement. Watching that review count tick higher and higher is how I get my kicks. Waking up in the morning and seeing an e-mail alert telling me someone left a review is actually one of the best parts of my day.

You know the most surprising thing? Quite a few reviewers raise highly salient points. Writing an epic-length story means that I tend to forget a few details along the way; having other people to keeping track of them keeps me grounded.

So, to recap, Leave A Review. Make the Fanfiction Experience richer, for both yourself and the author. Trust me, it really helps.


I hope that changed your perspective, even if just a little. If you want to contact me, feel free to DM me here whenever you want, I'll respond to most if not all private messages.

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The Runaway Refugee by Gaki09 reviews
A test subject carrying a strain of influenza weaponized for biological warfare prematurely escaped a covert underground base before a cure had been developed. How will such a devastating plague change the way of life? Will the survivors adapt to a plague-stricken shinobi world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018
o, lazarus by nemesisqueer reviews
hell is other people
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Zabuza M., Haku]
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Tanabata reviews
The war ends, and Uzumaki Naruto leads the world as its peacemaker. Uchiha Sasuke however, is drifting without an anchor... or at least he was, until a certain little firecracker came bouncing along. SasuHana, slow build to romance, follows canon up to 698. Minor NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,265 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/10/2017 - [Sasuke U., Hanabi H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Memories reviews
'It's a struggle for survival, and as her bright blue eyes lock with his green ones, she knew that one of them was going to die.' A world where Minato and Kushina never sacrificed themselves, a world where the Uchiha never perished. Yet things aren't as perfect as they seem, and a young Uzumaki Naruto finds that out when she's forced to kill for the first time. Female! Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/23 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruko U.
I Am Aware Now reviews
"Nice one," he says in that condescending-yet-caring voice of his, and she knows, she knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/7 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Team Seven
A Wild Night reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had no idea what he was getting into when he ended up shacking up with Uzumaki Naruko. But, despite everything, he wouldn't have it any other way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,892 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 7/6/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Kushina U.
Visitations reviews
Death is only a season.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Mikoto U.
Closer reviews
A coincidence of massive proportions is what brings back together Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Satsuki. She'd left the village to get power; he'd left the village to get the power to bring her back. And one day, fate and a high profile assassination culminates in the two meeting. An agreement is struck; two weeks is all they have to find out how close they can become. Naruto/Fem. Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Keep 'It' Between Us reviews
Naruto and Sakura are together now, but that's not the end of it all. Hinata can't help but continue to long after the blonde, even as an Uchiha creeps into her life. SasuHina. Sequel to 'Two Thousand Yen'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 10/15/2018 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Naruto U.]
Two Thousand Yen reviews
She's just a simple waitress at a cafe, trying to get by and do her job. And if that blonde idiots tries to leave her a tip and a phone-number again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/25/2018 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Attached reviews
Sasuke's first attempt at a new space-time ninjutsu backfires, dumping three amnesiac women in his lap. He'd pass them along for Naruto to handle - except they've already imprinted on him like a trio of little ducklings. "How did my life come to this?"
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,502 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018 - [Sasuke U., Xenovia, Rias G., S. Irina]
Ichi Henko reviews
One change, and the world at large is affected. The young members of Team Seven never knew what their lives could have been. But on the eve of the Uchiha Massacre, Uchiha Mikoto makes a decision that will end up shifting the destiny of the Elemental Nations. Team 7-centric. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Silent Book reviews
Crossover with Koe no Katachi. A diary is all Shoya left behind when he attempted suicide. Trapped in a coma, he is unable to redeem himself. Sasuke gains possession of this diary-and in it, he sees the details of Shoya's tragic life. Circumstances are altered, and before long Sasuke is on a journey to redeem Shoya. It's a long road to redeem the name of a person he'd never met...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., OC
Rewind Reform reviews
"A harem is a harem, but when Sasuke was sent back in time, he didn't think he would have to collect a harem of women if he wanted to save the world... lucky him." Sasuke x Harem. Erotica with a good bit of plot sprinkled on top. Time travel. Reviews and the like very much appreciated. More information inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/23/2018 - [Sasuke U., Anko M., Mei T., Naruko U.]
Omoide reviews
Memory is a fickle thing. Sasuke knew that he would never forget his memories of Naruko. When she returned after a decade away, however, she seemed to have forgotten him entirely; it turns out, a car crash had robbed her of their past together - and now, Sasuke is little more than a stranger to her. Now, he must claw his way back into her heart. Highschool AU, Sasuke/Female Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 12/14/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Just reviews
Love is a fickle and subjective concept. If you were to ask Monika what she felt for him, she would claim that it was just love; but not many people were willing to manipulate and lie their way into a man's heart. Then again, it's only a matter of time before Monika realizes she isn't the only one manipulating people... Not a SI! Monika's POV. Not copy and pasted from the game.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 12/26/2017 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri
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