Katherine W
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Joined 11-12-05, id: 929611
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Dear Readers,(few though you may be...o.O;)

My name is Katherine Walters and I live in a small town in Northwest Ohio.Village Hidden in the Cornfields...Ahem!...So yeah... My residence is a small (but not too small) apartment, which is actually just the upstairs to a two story house...with lots of extras. I have my own kitchen, yay! And bathroom! Yay x2! I am afulltime student at a college I got a CRAZY amount of scholarships for. (Thank you God)

Luckily I registered early and got all my classes on Monday Wednesday and Friday, which means I have to wake up ridiculously early to commute, but at least it's only three days a week, ne? I'm doing fine and the semester's almost over by now.

Here is some random trivia about me:

Favorites!

Color(s):--deep breath-- Silver, Bright Yellow, Cerulean Blue, Pale Pink, Bright Orange, and Scarlet. Yeah, I'm weird, sue me. (NOT LITERALLY!)

Book: "Absolute Power" by David Baldacci

Movie!New favorite Movie! Crash. It's gooooooood. I strongly recommend reading it. It has a powerful message which it uses extreme brute force to pound into your head. I love it. I love it a lot.

Manga: Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness) It's so awesome.Poor'Soka-chan! I just wanna hug 'im!

Anime: Yami no Matsuei (same as above!)

Fanfiction: At the moment it's "The Ultimate Uke Syndrome" by rosesareblue

Fanart: "Nice Ass Uzumaki" by emichi (found on deviant art)

Pairing(s):

Naruto: SasuNaru, LeeSaku, ShikaIno, ChouTem, KakaIru, NejiTen, GaaNaru(sometimes), NejiNaru(sometimes)

Inuyasha: InuKag, MirSan, SessRin(only sometimes)

EQ: HasuMitsu

One Piece: Zoro/Nami ;

YGO: Seto/Yugi

YYH: I like all Uke!Hiei relationships. Except KuwabaraxHiei --shudders--

FMA: lessee, I can't really decide on this either. I wan't Ed as uke, but I don't want it shota, so we'll just have to see.

YnM: TsuSoka

Dislikes!

In Fanfics:

Bad writing(this is encompassing a lot folks)

script format

too many review replies

OOC-ness, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mary Sues, ugh!

Shota

Incest of any kind.

so many other things that I couldn't possibly name them all even if I tried for a thousand and one years

Pairings:

Seme!Naruto relationships the exception being very well written NaruSasu. I just can't see Sasuke willing to bottom for anyone else.

Any of the partners of the pairings I listed paired with anyone else...o.O (did that not make sense to anyone else?)

General:

Mocha Cappucino

Sappy love stories/movies

others I shall add when I'm not getting bored of doing this

And that's pretty much me folks. Read it and weep...Or not, y'know, whatever works for you...

Quotes of the Day!(or week or month, depending on if I forget to come back here or not...sweatdrop)

" I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."--Steven Wright

"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat."--Ogden Nash

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."--Yogi Berra

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."--Drew Carey

And My Personal Favorite...:

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"--Unknown.

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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Waimo by Einld reviews
AU: “Help! Rape! Police!” yelled Naruto. “I am the police.” said Sasuke. And so unravels the stories in a little town called....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hush by NaturalCyber reviews
AU. Mizuki escapes confinement and his revenge on Naruto has disasterous consequences. What will happen when the loudest ninja in Konoha suddenly isn't anymore?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Delicious Revenge by QianYun reviews
Discont. -Misconceptions Sequel- When rumors of Sasuke and Naruto's love relationship spread through Konoha like a wildfire, the two enacts revenge the only way they know how. By giving them what they want... and taking it away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,498 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Push and Pull by ThyLaSlain reviews
[SasuNaru] It’s like all those lies and truths are lying in bed with you. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mendokuse by Atlantis Forester reviews
[ShikaIno and slight SasuNaru] Shikamaru would like nothing better than lazing around all day playing shogi or goh and watching the clouds; some things were just too troublesome to deal with. Especially hormones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So by Shibarania reviews
So, put yourself in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes...[SasuNaru, corny humor, pervy Sasuke, and a hint of lime]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2005
The Moments Before Sleep by Lovecraft reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have their issues. Lots of issues. Vast amounts of issues, even. SasuNaru, SasuSaku, GaaNaru - This is an AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004
A Rhapsody in Crimson by Topaz Amaranth reviews
Murderous intent. An animosity so strong that those of the shinobi can actually feel it. . . and Sasuke begins to wonder why it follows Naruto about the village, and why everyone -- anyone -- could hate an idiot like Naruto. . . (mild AU, sasunaru, s-ai)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/29/2004
Underneath the Underneath by Shivvlan reviews
Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,387 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Domesticity Series by maddyupstairs reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke and Naruto's adventures in housekeeping! Formerly known as "Roommates."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Freaks Flock Together by Insomnia Productions reviews
A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
Art of Losing by Lady Cosmos reviews
Sakura's thinking and trying to hide. *shounen-ai, complete*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Naruto and reviews
This will be a collection of drabbles of, as the title suggests, Naruto and various others. Just snapshots in the lives of the people who love and are annoyed by the Number One Ninja at Surprising People. First up, Shikamaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Repose reviews
What do you do when the silence is so stifling you choke on it and the only person who can make it go away... can't? Angst angst angst... then fluff SasuNaru, shounenai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Variables reviews
Even the best of us needs to cry sometimes...Meh, the title only kinda obscurely relates to the content... SasuNaru hints. Prepare for friendship waff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Orange reviews
Sasuke hates orange... but he thinks oranges might be okay... Oneshot. SasuNaru CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete