Hystaracal
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Joined 06-10-17, id: 9329294, Profile Updated: 12-21-18
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.
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Détraquée reviews
"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane. (Super slow burn)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 290,317 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N.
Interlude reviews
A small outtake from Détraquée, from Theo's perspective, nestled somewhere within chapter 37.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2019 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] Draco M., N. Tonks - Complete
Tact-Checking reviews
It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/23/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Forge reviews
In the aftermath of a cataclysmic new regime, Draco and Hermione traverse the distance between persecution and revolution. (Written for Kyodreams' "In Another Life" fest. Witch Hunt AU with a feeble twist.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Like The Blind Leading The Bribe reviews
Blaise hosts a masked costume ball, hoping the sense of anonymity will allow him to uncover who has been blackmailing him, Draco, and Theo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 11/1/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
The Ring of Telephone reviews
Draco and Hermione are on a quest to find the legendary Ring of Goddess Telephone (tel-uh-foh-nee). Inspired by Edward Lear's poem, 'The Owl and The Pussy-cat'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Beach Bum reviews
Dean Thomas decided to celebrate his birthday at the beach. Draco regretted going along... until he really didn't. Short thing written for Dramione FanFiction Forum's #DrabbleChallenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Loony Caper reviews
This is a Voldemort-wins AU one-shot based on The Road Runner Show. In true Looney Tunes style, there will be many cameos. This is complete and unadulterated nonsense. Dramione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Ra-Ra-Rasputin reviews
Hermione and Draco make like the Bolsheviks and paint Saint Petersburg red. Based on Boney M's 'Rasputin'. Kind of. [Episode One of the Screwy Songfic Adventures.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Fly Me To The Moon reviews
Hermione really should have known better than to go along with one of Luna Lovegood's crazy ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Theodore N. - Complete