Welcome, children, to Nezumi's Cirque du Sadisme

~This party is old and uninviting, participants all in black and white. You enter in full-blown Technicolor.

Nothing is the same after tonight.~

Nezumi-Ossan here. First things first.

I am Nezumi-Ossan. I am a BL writer, but for the sake of the not so know-ed people, I shall use the term Yaoi in place of BL.

I like Shota, don’t you?

I like writing enigmatically and I wish to be as aesthetic about my work as possible. I don’t want have to waste the word count with pointless things like disclaimers, because anything here is understood to be taken from something copyrighted, and thanking just about EVERYONE who reviewed. There’s the reply button for that.

I hate a lot of things, but when it comes to fanfics, I hate these things over everything else:

1.) Mary Sues. Yes, we all think everybody hates them but I do know of people who –chokes- LOVE Mary Sues.

2.) Self Inserts. I have suddenly become very much against any form of self insert whatsoever. Unless of course, no one knows it is you. ( . )

3.) Character relations. When I search the Beyblade section, I see nothing but “Tyson’s daughter…” Or “Kai’s long lost sister…” over and over again. YES, Tyson does have a daughter later on, but it isn’t YOU.

4.) Vamp Fics. Much to my friend’s dismay, I ABHOR vamp fics. The plotline is almost always the same. Show me a well written one, and it MIGHT change my mind.

That’s about all for now, but I’ll let you know when I think of more.

I really lack motivation, so if you like my stuff, you ought to say so or risk never seeing the end of it. If in case things call for lemons, do check out my Live Journal. It’s the link above. It’ll all be there.

And if anyone's interested, Go see my DeviantArt account and if I like you enough, I'll draw you something.

~Pink tractor beam into your incision- Head spinning as free as dervishs' whirl- I came here expecting next to nothing.

So thank you for being that kind of girl.~

"A Bitter Taste in the Mouth"

An almost AU story about Wrath, Envy and the lives they lead away from Ed, Dante and the rest of their world. Post-Anime based and rated for violence, adult themes but contains no lemons or even lime.

"Beauty And Madness"

A collection of One-shots centered around the Pairing of Gilbert Dulindal and Rey Za Burrel from Gundam Seed Destiny. May contain spoilers. May contain Shota.

"Hong Kong Dollar"

Centered around Beyblade's Bryan Kuznetsov, the story sets in an alternate universe. The characters' ages have been modified to fit the setting. The pairing is yet to be revealed and as such, I would like to keep it as secret as possible. Be prepared for the unexpected... just not Het.

"The Evil of Sea-Horse Manor"

Written out of drunken boredom, this was a crack-plot thought about when my friends and I had a sleep-over. A Yu-gi-oh! TWT (Timeline? What Timeline?) about the three villains of Yu-gi-oh! -and Yami- and their misadventures. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what 'Sea-horse Manor' is. Bakura is rather dim, Marik is a foul mouthed brat and Pegasus is gay... REALLY gay... Oh, and Yami is a dog. There will be Yaoi, but I'm not sure to what extent. (Co-authorship with nOnymOus. Check her stuff out too.)

"Unfathomable"

A collection of One-shots centered around the Pairing of Yzak Jule and Athrun Zala from Gundam Seed to Gindam Seed Destiny. No fixed Seme-Uke order. May contain spoilers.

"We Hardly Knew Ye"

Made for the purpose of deviating away from the general Character-Relation works found in the Beyblade category, "We Hardly Knew Ye" is about the canon son or Kai Hiwatari, Gou, and how he is raised by non other than His father's former teammate, Bryan Kuznetsov.

Lastly: FLAME ME. I dare you chickenwuss! Let's see if there's a flame out there that I can't throw back down. And I hope you wouldn't be as pathetic as to use the Yaoi-card if you were to flame. That can so easily be knocked out. (But go ahead, I'm not stopping you.) If your flame me well enough, you earn my eternal respect. But in anycase, I love you flamers. You make my world go round~ :'3

Of course, normal comments are loved too. They're actually the ones that inspire me. Flames, they get me unbored, but comments and praises, they make me happy. Would you believe I actaully go "Aww!" when I read really sweet ones?

NEW: Flame me off Fanfiction.net! You can IM me! YM: kumakain_ng_ampao and AIM: DieuxOssan. And even on my Art LJ: bttrflywngd_rat!